Greenguy
2012-08-10, 05:00 PM
Yes, I still waste my time doing crap like this :D
1st 2 were recv'd within 20 minutes of each other. The rest pretty much explains itself :)
Hi,
My name's Rocky and I work for a porn site. I'm interested in text link advertising on analsexfest.com. I've looked over your site and content and love what it has to offer. I'm interested in purchasing a text link on your website for the duration of six months to a year. If this interests you please contact me. My contact info is below.
Thanks in advance and talk soon.
--
Best,
Rocky
Ad Buying Specialist
Hi,
My name's Aaron and I work for a growing porn network. I'm interested in buying text link advertising on http://www.analsexfest.com/. I've looked over your site and content and love what it has to offer. I'm interested in purchasing links for the duration of six months to a year, so if you'd like to talk, please get in touch with me and let me know about any other sites you might be looking to sell on.
Thanks, and I hope to talk to you soon.
--
Aaron
SEO Specialist
Sent to both:
You guys should really check with each other so that you aren't working on the same site at the same time :)
I do have to give you some credit for actually going to the site & getting my contact info as opposed to the blind requests I get sent to the email addy on the whois.
So tell me, how'd you find my shitty little site? What would you want to advertise on the text links?
1st one to reply might get my business :)
Mark - Greenguy
Well, we both work for the same company, but we work for different websites. So we could both essentially buy links from you. ;)
You're gonna loose me quick if you only address one part of the emails I send.
Maybe Aaron will read & reply to all my questions......
Mark - Greenguy
Right, like she said, we can both buy from you separately, but this feels like its gonna be more trouble than its worth, so ima leave this one to rocky
You're a sassy one, aren't you? Clearly you don't deal with textlink buying very often but I can assure you that I work for a renowned adult company and we own a plethora of quality websites that could have paid you good money to be on your "shitty little site". Have a good day :)
Oh stop & try to get over yourself. I've been doing this since 1996 & in that time, I have dealt with many, many "marketing" people sending me blind emails, which are basically the equivalent of cold calling me on the phone. So please, I beg of you, forgive me for actually wanting to know information about this "renowned adult company" that you work for and the "plethora of quality websites" that you buy ads for before I went any further. What was I thinking?! Wanting to know who & what I was potentially dealing with?! I must be crazy!
You know what? I'll even go 1st: My name is Mark Jenkins & I own Greenguy Marketing. I have been running adult websites since 1996 and, if I may too my own horn, I'm pretty damn good at it. I have many domains & a lot of traffic, as well as a lot of decent PR rankings as far as adult sites are concerned. I mention that because I know that PR is one of the major factors that "marketing" people like you base your ad buys on.
One of my shitty little sites (my term, not yours) is Anal Sex Fest. It's a very small side project of mine that gets a whopping 3-400 uniques a day. I assume you know, since I'm sure you did a little homework on the site before you sent out your email, it's a PR3 & had 90 external links in the index page. I'll admit that I probably don't know as much about buying text links as you do, but I do know that based on those 3 things, even with 6 of the 90 links being nofollow, a 91st text link on that page has little or no value.
Now, had you asked me about my main site, I'd have replied differently. You see, that site is a PR5 with 11 external links on the index, with one being nofollow. It's been registered in my name since 1997. It gets a very decent amount of traffic. Over the last 2 weeks, the site has averaged almost 5,500 organic search engine hits per day. Again, not know as much as you do about this sort of thing, I have to assume that a textlink on that page would be BIG! Wanna know the name & URL of the site? Google my nickname :)
So I tend to act a little snarky when someone emails me asking about buying ads/textlinks on a website that I own. knowing that it has little or no value as far as ads/textlinks are concerned.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the corner of my office, curl up in the fetal position, and suck my thumb, thinking about all the "good money" that you "could have" paid me for textlinks on my shitty little website.
Hugs!
Mark - Greenguy
CC: Aaron ;-)
I'm actually very angry that I read that whole reply. None of it helped to justify why you were such a crabby asshole when we were both just trying to do our jobs. In normal situations when we contact someone about their lower quality site, they INFORM us that they do also have better websites for us to look over. I'm not really sure why you choose to go about it the way you do but we aren't dying for your business and would rather not work with someone who is so clearly obnoxious to deal with. You can mock and put my words in quotations but you truly are losing a lot of money. Judging by your gmail photo, you dont really have the right to be so arrogant and your sarcasm needs a little work. Have a great day :)
I'm done being annoyed by you until you at least give me some basic info, like a company name & website address.
Otherwise, have a nice life :)
Mark - Greenguy
Bye :p
1st 2 were recv'd within 20 minutes of each other. The rest pretty much explains itself :)
Hi,
My name's Rocky and I work for a porn site. I'm interested in text link advertising on analsexfest.com. I've looked over your site and content and love what it has to offer. I'm interested in purchasing a text link on your website for the duration of six months to a year. If this interests you please contact me. My contact info is below.
Thanks in advance and talk soon.
--
Best,
Rocky
Ad Buying Specialist
Hi,
My name's Aaron and I work for a growing porn network. I'm interested in buying text link advertising on http://www.analsexfest.com/. I've looked over your site and content and love what it has to offer. I'm interested in purchasing links for the duration of six months to a year, so if you'd like to talk, please get in touch with me and let me know about any other sites you might be looking to sell on.
Thanks, and I hope to talk to you soon.
--
Aaron
SEO Specialist
Sent to both:
You guys should really check with each other so that you aren't working on the same site at the same time :)
I do have to give you some credit for actually going to the site & getting my contact info as opposed to the blind requests I get sent to the email addy on the whois.
So tell me, how'd you find my shitty little site? What would you want to advertise on the text links?
1st one to reply might get my business :)
Mark - Greenguy
Well, we both work for the same company, but we work for different websites. So we could both essentially buy links from you. ;)
You're gonna loose me quick if you only address one part of the emails I send.
Maybe Aaron will read & reply to all my questions......
Mark - Greenguy
Right, like she said, we can both buy from you separately, but this feels like its gonna be more trouble than its worth, so ima leave this one to rocky
You're a sassy one, aren't you? Clearly you don't deal with textlink buying very often but I can assure you that I work for a renowned adult company and we own a plethora of quality websites that could have paid you good money to be on your "shitty little site". Have a good day :)
Oh stop & try to get over yourself. I've been doing this since 1996 & in that time, I have dealt with many, many "marketing" people sending me blind emails, which are basically the equivalent of cold calling me on the phone. So please, I beg of you, forgive me for actually wanting to know information about this "renowned adult company" that you work for and the "plethora of quality websites" that you buy ads for before I went any further. What was I thinking?! Wanting to know who & what I was potentially dealing with?! I must be crazy!
You know what? I'll even go 1st: My name is Mark Jenkins & I own Greenguy Marketing. I have been running adult websites since 1996 and, if I may too my own horn, I'm pretty damn good at it. I have many domains & a lot of traffic, as well as a lot of decent PR rankings as far as adult sites are concerned. I mention that because I know that PR is one of the major factors that "marketing" people like you base your ad buys on.
One of my shitty little sites (my term, not yours) is Anal Sex Fest. It's a very small side project of mine that gets a whopping 3-400 uniques a day. I assume you know, since I'm sure you did a little homework on the site before you sent out your email, it's a PR3 & had 90 external links in the index page. I'll admit that I probably don't know as much about buying text links as you do, but I do know that based on those 3 things, even with 6 of the 90 links being nofollow, a 91st text link on that page has little or no value.
Now, had you asked me about my main site, I'd have replied differently. You see, that site is a PR5 with 11 external links on the index, with one being nofollow. It's been registered in my name since 1997. It gets a very decent amount of traffic. Over the last 2 weeks, the site has averaged almost 5,500 organic search engine hits per day. Again, not know as much as you do about this sort of thing, I have to assume that a textlink on that page would be BIG! Wanna know the name & URL of the site? Google my nickname :)
So I tend to act a little snarky when someone emails me asking about buying ads/textlinks on a website that I own. knowing that it has little or no value as far as ads/textlinks are concerned.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the corner of my office, curl up in the fetal position, and suck my thumb, thinking about all the "good money" that you "could have" paid me for textlinks on my shitty little website.
Hugs!
Mark - Greenguy
CC: Aaron ;-)
I'm actually very angry that I read that whole reply. None of it helped to justify why you were such a crabby asshole when we were both just trying to do our jobs. In normal situations when we contact someone about their lower quality site, they INFORM us that they do also have better websites for us to look over. I'm not really sure why you choose to go about it the way you do but we aren't dying for your business and would rather not work with someone who is so clearly obnoxious to deal with. You can mock and put my words in quotations but you truly are losing a lot of money. Judging by your gmail photo, you dont really have the right to be so arrogant and your sarcasm needs a little work. Have a great day :)
I'm done being annoyed by you until you at least give me some basic info, like a company name & website address.
Otherwise, have a nice life :)
Mark - Greenguy
Bye :p