$1 Per 100 Words - Writing Service

[Useless]

I have only two talents: cunnilingus and writing. Since being a man-whore is currently illegal in my community, I have decided to whore out my writing skills. I can create either lengthy gallery descriptions, reviews, or blog posts at one dollar per 100 words.

My fee:
100 words - $1
200 words - $2
300 words - $3
400 words - $4

Are you beginning to see the pattern? Excellent!
According to my calculator, $100 would buy you 100 one hundred word posts OR 50 two hundred word posts OR 33 three hundred word posts OR 25 four hundred word posts OR 20 five hundred word posts.


I can take orders of any size. Just send me a list of links to the galleries, pages, content, whatever, that you'd like me to write about, and I shall get started. Small orders (10-20 posts) should be completed in about a day.

This is a writing service only. All that you'll receive from me is a text file. This service does not include cropping photos or embedding content within the text. Can I do it? Of course, but such services would double the fee.

I only accept Paypal and would appreciate payment in advance. If you are intending to contract me for a large order, I'll be happy to write a few pieces before payment to ensure that you like my writing style.

Send me a private message or email me at webmaster | at | maladaptedmedia.com for orders or information. |thumb

[Bill]

adapt or die.

It's curious, that dichotomy in the economic valuation of sexual skills. Brain structures and cultural imprinting and herd imperatives.

Biology is destiny.

I think I'm grateful not to have been fated with the female neuroharness. This male neuroharness blows chunks, but the poor things suffer so.

[Greenguy]

I'll take 50 words! :D

[Useless]

Oh! Thanks for moving it here, your Greenness! |smooch|

[Jeremy82]

I have only two talents: cunnilingus and writing.You would be a strong personality on "porn for women" market. |thumb As a non-native english pseudo-speaker I may try this service in the future...

[Jamdin]

Good luck with your service.

[LeRoy]

I'm sure you will do very well!

Good text writers are impossible to find.

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[virgohippy]

A small order has been placed. |shake|

[JustRobert]

I am sure I can use this service for something but need to figure out what |confused|

[Greenguy]

I am sure I can use this service for something but need to figure out what |confused|

Camping stories for your love? |couch|

[Fonz]

So for $20 I could get 5 400 words blog posts?

[Useless]

So for $20 I could get 5 400 words blog posts?Indeed!

[ArtWilliams]

UW, so you're a cunning linguist who enjoys cunnilingus?

[Fonz]

Indeed!

email sent

[Useless]

UW, so you're a cunning linguist who enjoys cunnilingus?Weird, eh? :D

[Maj. Stress]

Serious question, do you do mainstream articles? If so what niche(s).

[Useless]

Serious question, do you do mainstream articles? If so what niche(s).Though I'm willing to research and write about almost any topic, my strengths are education (I have degree in childhood ed.) and search engine optimization.

[JustRobert]

Camping stories for your love? |couch|

LOL.....He did have a fondness for her breasts

[Useless]

LOL.....He did have a fondness for her breasts
Did? Still do!
|smooch|

[babymaker]

Good luck with the writting :) I hate writting for people lol i did it a bunch off and on this past year, they always send me the worst horrible shit to write about it makes me fucking insane :D I will send you some work when people ask me :) I really don't want to do it now and got the delivery work going again on the side.

[babymaker]

ohh gonna send u a pm with a guy with tons of steady work hes good too one of the few i didnt mind working for :)

[Fonz]

There, the first blog post with UW's writing skills is up on my big black ass (http://bigblackass.porndiner.com/2012/01/cherry-blossoms-gets-her-big-black-ass-fucked-after-a-workout/) blog :)

[JK]

UW, you're a great writer and providing your services at an unbelievable price. You should be swamped with work in no time.

Good luck with it all |thumb

[TrustCash]

Ugh, seriously? Who's doing the writing for you?

[Greenguy]

Ugh, seriously? Who's doing the writing for you?He does the writing - he's very creative & knows SEO - it's a great combination!

[Useless]

He does the writing - he's very creative & knows SEO - it's a great combination!|smooch| You forgot "wickedly sexy."

It's all me. I could subcontract it out, but the profit would drop to only a few pennies per order and I'd still have to proofread/stress over everything. It's difficult to say what I earn off of this on an hourly rate because I don't finish anything in a single sitting. I get up a lot, I refill my coffee, chat with my kids, cook, load the dishwasher, play with my sites, etc. For now, I'm merely doing something that comes fairly naturally to me, and earning a few bucks along the way. I don't rule out subbing the work out to others some day, assuming this becomes more than what it presently is. For now, though, it's all from my twisted mind and forty-one year old fingers.

[LeRoy]

There, the first blog post with UW's writing skills is up on my big black ass (http://bigblackass.porndiner.com/2012/01/cherry-blossoms-gets-her-big-black-ass-fucked-after-a-workout/) blog :)


Thats blogging! Nice work

[virgohippy]

There, the first blog post with UW's writing skills is up on my big black ass (http://bigblackass.porndiner.com/2012/01/cherry-blossoms-gets-her-big-black-ass-fucked-after-a-workout/) blog :)

Nice. That gives me some ideas for future orders. |thumb

[CharlieBrown]

ooo thats cheap, ill deffently hit you up if i need writing services

[ctproduction]

UW..private Msg sent..

[SmartTubePro]

I have only two talents: cunnilingus and writing. Since being a man-whore is currently illegal in my community, I have decided to whore out my writing skills. I can create either lengthy gallery descriptions, reviews, or blog posts at one dollar per 100 words.

My fee:
100 words - $1
200 words - $2
300 words - $3
400 words - $4

Are you beginning to see the pattern? Excellent!
According to my calculator, $100 would buy you 100 one hundred word posts OR 50 two hundred word posts OR 33 three hundred word posts OR 25 four hundred word posts OR 20 five hundred word posts.


I can take orders of any size. Just send me a list of links to the galleries, pages, content, whatever, that you'd like me to write about, and I shall get started. Small orders (10-20 posts) should be completed in about a day.

This is a writing service only. All that you'll receive from me is a text file. This service does not include cropping photos or embedding content within the text. Can I do it? Of course, but such services would double the fee.

I only accept Paypal and would appreciate payment in advance. If you are intending to contract me for a large order, I'll be happy to write a few pieces before payment to ensure that you like my writing style.

Send me a private message or email me at webmaster | at | maladaptedmedia.com for orders or information. |thumb
Please hit my ICQ 144100843

[Dr Bizzaro]

PM sent

[Useless]

Thanks for all of the interest in this service. Due to there being more demand than I had anticipated, I'm behind on replying to everyone looking to make contact. I have your PMs and emails. I WILL reply. |smooch|

[LeRoy]

Thanks for all of the interest in this service. Due to there being more demand than I had anticipated, I'm behind on replying to everyone looking to make contact. I have your PMs and emails. I WILL reply. |smooch|

No rush :)

You're worth the wait |smooch|

[bDok]

I will have a use for this very soon. :) I'll be in touch.

[faxxaff]

PM sent :-)

[ctproduction]

Thanks for all of the interest in this service. Due to there being more demand than I had anticipated, I'm behind on replying to everyone looking to make contact. I have your PMs and emails. I WILL reply. |smooch|

UW You have a Prvt Mssg..

[housekeeper]

If you were to charge for your cunnilingus skills, would you charge per lick, or by the minute?

[Charlie]

So for $20 I could get 5 400 words blog posts?

Wouldn't it be smarter to get several smaller blog posts since 300-500 is a good google page (or was at least)?

[ArtWilliams]

So for $1,000 you'd write me a novel? :P

[Charlie]

it's a lot of doorways. If i can see some samples i would have no problem with it

[Useless]

If you were to charge for your cunnilingus skills, would you charge per lick, or by the minute?I wouldn't charge. I would do it for free. Hell, right about now, I'd pay to do it.
Wouldn't it be smarter to get several smaller blog posts since 300-500 is a good google page (or was at least)?
Depends on what your idea of a good blog post is. A quality post or article should be able to stand on its own as a page, in my opinion. For my personal uses, length is completely determined by how inspired I am by the subject, which is often a movie clip or photo gallery. I find solo girls who are merely posing to be hard to say much about. Sex is much easier to write a lengthier post on.
So for $1,000 you'd write me a novel? :PCertainly. It would be a hunk of shit, but I'd write it! |nahnah|

[Jeremy82]

PM sent.

[jollyhumper]

PM sent :)

Jolly

[housekeeper]

Damn, those $1 word deals are selling like hot cakes, way to go UW

[Charlie]

no doubt. I was going to do it to, but the line is too long as i was sure it would be.

Bigger question. What are deadlines now with all these orders?

[Useless]

Damn, those $1 word deals are selling like hot cakes, way to go UWAnd everyone is wondering where I am and why I'm not responding. |banghead|

I'll clean up all of my communications, or lack there of, later today. I'm an ass, I know. My interwebs provider shut me off Sunday around noon and I finally got switched back on yesterday afternoon. (If you have Time Warner, they get a little sensitive about non-payment after about four months.)

I'm working on becoming more organized so I don't completely foul this up before I barely get started.

[Useless]

Bigger question. What are deadlines now with all these orders?It depends on whether I'm given a deadline. One of the big problems is that there are a lot of very small orders, just a few hundred words or so. I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong, I'll take all that I can get. But I am a human with human bills. If I have the option to work on a $5 order or a $200 dollar order, I'm going to choose the one that pays more. And right now, I'm behind on a big order that I promised would be done this weekend.

In the future, I may have to adjust prices. I'm thinking that I'll stay at $1 per 100 words for those who have large orders, but may need to have some sort of minimum price for those small orders. I don't know really, it's just a thought. For now, I really need to put the hammer down and get caught up on the stuff I've promised to do.

[Chris]

Do you write for all niches, for example gay and tranny?

[MeatPounder]

Useless Warrior is an expert in those niches |thumb

[housekeeper]

Useless Warrior is an expert in those niches |thumb
I did not know that

[housekeeper]

Sent you a PM UW

[JK]

I hope reading this reply didn't take any time away from your work, but I couldn't believe you were whoring your writing for such a low price. You'd have to be clinically insane to refuse your initial offer!

Raise your damn prices, you deserve it.

[papagmp]

If you ever get caught up - I could always use a few thousand blog posts.

[housekeeper]

Has anyone heard from UW? Sent him a PM several days ago. Guess it's time to try his e-mail or simply write the project myself.

[HowlingWulf]

Has anyone heard from UW? Sent him a PM several days ago. Guess it's time to try his e-mail or simply write the project myself.

I last heard from him on Feb 21st and he said he was way behind.

[housekeeper]

I last heard from him on Feb 21st and he said he was way behind.
Cool, thanks for the reply. At those prices surely a deal needed to be gotten early on.

[HowlingWulf]

Still haven't heard from UW. No refund. :(