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Mr Spock
2008-08-02, 10:54 PM
I noted this one in my stats today:

free lebian dog porn

wtf is this idiot looking for :D

any other weird and wonderful search terms?

tigermom
2008-08-03, 01:22 AM
I always find the amount of bestiality search terms amazing. I ran searches on "cum" combos once, and I think five out of the top ten had to do with animals. Yikes.

papagmp
2008-08-03, 10:55 AM
I noted this one in my stats today:

free lebian dog porn

wtf is this idiot looking for :D

any other weird and wonderful search terms?

ROTFLMAO

I got these so far this month:
"brothers fucking his little sisters picture" Come on dude, you'll mess up the picture.....
"brather fuced sester" I hope I didn't mispell anything that bad on my sites......
"revenge on sister caught naked" Hell, it's only fair!

And my favorite:
"old man fuck teeneger"|bananna||bananna||bananna|

tickler
2008-08-03, 11:30 AM
I get a lot of strange micro-niche searches. Maybe throw 3 niches together to make up a new niche.
"redhead hairy gay in schoolgirl uniform"

InfoGuy
2008-08-03, 11:44 PM
I noted this one in my stats today:
free lebian dog pornwtf is this idiot looking for :D


Why do you have the word "dog" on your porn site in the first place?

papagmp
2008-08-03, 11:58 PM
Why do you have the word "dog" on your porn site in the first place?

I've listed a few sites with real "porkers" in them but no "barkers"......

Well, maybe one or two :D

Maj. Stress
2008-08-04, 12:38 AM
ROTFLMAO

I got these so far this month:
"brothers fucking his little sisters picture" Come on dude, you'll mess up the picture.....
"brather fuced sester" I hope I didn't mispell anything that bad on my sites......
"revenge on sister caught naked" Hell, it's only fair!

And my favorite:
"old man fuck teeneger"|bananna||bananna||bananna|
No searches for "craddle robbing old bastard" yet? :D

Mr Spock
2008-08-04, 01:13 AM
Why do you have the word "dog" on your porn site in the first place?

I don't have the word 'dog' on my site

Simon
2008-08-04, 07:16 AM
Terms like doggy-style and doggie-style, pony girls, puppy and piggy play, and others will also land some surfers looking for real beasties. Of course they don't stay long if you don't have real dogs, ponies, puppies, and pigs. Same thing if you have any jokes about sheep on your site, as I'm sure someone around here can attest.

:D

justbondage
2008-08-04, 07:58 AM
Type into google: fritzl jokes

One of my non-porn sites is like 5th on the list. Funnily enough it isn't a website dedicated to jokes on that crazy Austrian!

Greenguy
2008-08-04, 08:19 AM
I noted this one in my stats today:

free lebian dog porn

wtf is this idiot looking for :D...Peanut Butter?

NY Jester
2008-08-04, 08:47 AM
free lebian dog porn

wtf is this idiot looking for :D



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justbondage
2008-08-04, 08:57 AM
Well Free Lebian sounds like a new Linux distro.

Dog Porn could well be a new program...

Digitally Operated Graphics - Programmable Original Rendering N.... (its too early...)

Mr. Plow
2008-08-04, 01:19 PM
I've been running Free Lebian on my computer for years, I just didn't know it;)

bDok
2008-08-04, 02:04 PM
I get a lot of strange micro-niche searches. Maybe throw 3 niches together to make up a new niche.
"redhead hairy gay in schoolgirl uniform"

well it really is the true motivation behind |greenbat whole new trusted accounts. It's his way of trying to get what he wants.

Which is mature bbw anime movie sites. |pokefun||greenbat

webpimp
2008-08-04, 11:49 PM
I'm happy to find that my blog has educational value:

"can you deepthroat a 12 inch dick?"

Mr. Plow
2008-08-05, 02:13 AM
I'm happy to find that my blog has educational value:

"can you deepthroat a 12 inch dick?"

Our first duty is to entertain, but I like to think we educate as well;)

wankface
2008-08-05, 05:52 AM
I run a funny adult T shirt store, One search term I used to get daily was "how to suck my own dick" My shirts must have been funny cuz the same few guys used to visit my site through this search term a few times a week. Forgetting that they needed to suck their own dicks.

Andy Choopa
2008-08-05, 11:49 AM
Wow, there are some good sickos out there.

Mr. Plow
2008-08-05, 01:47 PM
They should have done some searches for yoga classes instead:P

walrus
2008-08-05, 03:57 PM
Ok I'll add my few

hot babe fucking a walrus
zoophilie heffer
denmark ass fuck tube
fuck a walrus

Mr. Plow
2008-08-05, 04:13 PM
Hot babe fucking a walrus huh? That's hot :P

papagmp
2008-08-05, 05:56 PM
hot babe fucking a walrus

Your own searches don't count! |jester|

Mr Spock
2008-08-05, 11:38 PM
hot babe fucking a walrus

Quite particular isn't he - not just any babe fucking a walrus - she must be hot |jester|

walrus
2008-08-06, 02:43 AM
Your own searches don't count! |jester|

Damn you, I thought that was my secret! :D