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SmithsMedia
2007-06-13, 08:25 AM
Who ever reviewed the last site I sent you

http://www.free-milf-porn.com/emma/index.html

Your description - Might be the ugliest woman I've ever seen

Have to say I am still laughing at it now a full 24 hours later, I sent a mate a picture hes not in adult and he said the same the thing while I was making the dam site.

My challenge now is to better that lass and maybe get them descrbed as 'Must be the ugliest woman I've ever seen'

|thumb

tigermom
2007-06-13, 08:57 AM
I don't think she's ugly at all. She's got braces and she's not some fresh teen, but I thought she looked ok. Nice smile (bar the braces), not a bad body either.

I wonder what you and your friend look like lol might be the ugliest men I've ever seen (sorry! couldn't resist!)

SmithsMedia
2007-06-13, 09:18 AM
He is no oil painting on a bit of a barron streak when it comes to birds too, ;)

And we all have a great time reminding him of that fact. This weekend a lass paid him loads of attention, it was game on then he started saying how womens sport is not worth watching.......she was a female soccer coach so it didnt go down well at all!!!!

JohnnyR
2007-06-13, 12:18 PM
I don't think she's ugly at all.

YEAH SHE IS! :D

I've got my funny share of descriptions from hoes.com also - I always wait to see what they come up with next |thumb

mb
2007-06-13, 12:36 PM
haha, glad the guys are sticking with the "honest opinions" in their descriptions. that's beautiful.

marc

ronnie
2007-06-13, 02:34 PM
Cleaned up crack whore?

mezzanine
2007-06-14, 10:48 AM
I call em like I see em and to me, she looks like Woody's landlord's long lost sister from Kingpin.
http://www.geocities.com/eskimofirefighter2000/kingpin_lin.jpg

Jim
2007-06-14, 11:07 AM
I call em like I see em and to me, she looks like Woody's landlord's long lost sister from Kingpin.
http://www.geocities.com/eskimofirefighter2000/kingpin_lin.jpg

:) That was the first thing I thought of too. But, no matter what someone looks like, someone else thinks they look great.

stuveltje
2007-06-14, 04:25 PM
if thats a british milf woman...................then the british woman have a problem:D now to be at the topic, yeah hoes makes nice descriptions just like richards realm, but hell thats not a milf:D so to be a asshole reviewer, your title of your free site doesnt fit the content:D....damn that felt good again:D...dont mind my opinion i am just trying to get my ass back in my bizz:D

tigermom
2007-06-15, 11:38 AM
I think anyone calling that lady ugly should be posting a pic of himself/herself :D She looks like a real amateur, a mature mom next door, whatever. Not a bad figure for a lady her age either. We're not all babes and studs, you know.

fresh
2007-06-15, 08:14 PM
Agree. She is not ugly but not sexy. Just a regular woman who could stay out of porn and grow kids lol

bDok
2007-06-15, 11:57 PM
ummm |shocking| naw she is ugly to me. I wouldn't touch that.

Different strokes for different folks though.

Porn Junkie
2007-06-16, 04:31 AM
But, no matter what someone looks like, someone else thinks they look great.

How true is that.

I just made 2 sales on an ugly teen site that was a last minute decision. |huh

mb
2007-06-29, 09:00 PM
Don't forget that "ugly" is a niche. I'm very happy to see the guys using the term "ugly" when necessary. It attracts the right surfers to your site and makes sales!

marc

gideon
2007-06-29, 09:36 PM
Holy Crap! I gotta agree. That is NOT a Mom I'd Like to Fuck! ...

God why did I look at that!! I gotta go find some pics of Jordan Capri .... maybe I can reverse the damage..

guti
2007-06-30, 01:51 AM
she's BEAUTIFULL everyone has some beauty and depends from the spectator...