Whoring Partner Alert!

[Useless]

I'm making DRASTIC back end changes over at the WW during this weekend. Hopefully I'll be done soon and the fantastic fucking submission page/portal/thing will be ready to rumble. However, I'm messing up left and right (HUGE surprise). So, if you attempt to submit and the old submission form tells you that you aren't a partner - first, scream "FUCKING LIAR!", then - try using "Useless" as a username along with your normal password. Yes - I have a very recent back up of the partner database, so everyone's info is safe. (even WarBot ;)) All should be back to normal, or even better, very soon. Fingers crossed. Revolution never comes easily.

[virgohippy]

So, if you attempt to submit and the old submission form tells you that you aren't a partner - first, scream "FUCKING LIAR!"

Is this an exclusive Useless feature?

[Useless]

Is this an exclusive Useless feature?
I believe so.|thumb

I seem to have gotten past my early issues and am repeatedly wiping out my test account instead of everyone my partners. |huh

Just wait until you see the crazy nonsense I'm adding on. It will be so much more than a submission page - of course, that's assuming I don't get pissed and delete it all first.

[virgohippy]

Just wait until you see the crazy nonsense I'm adding on. It will be so much more than a submission page - of course, that's assuming I don't get pissed and delete it all first.

You mean there's gonna be face cum-painting, and a hairy pussy petting zoo!? |bananna|

[Useless]

Well, I'm calling the alert to an end. |thumb

Now then: that new partner submission area thingy is up and (fingers crossed) running. If any current partners would like to login and see if they can break it, by all means, be my guest.

[KG Gary]

Wow! Just logged in and I have to say that's a darned impressive feature that I'll be using for sure. I haven't tested anything yet though, but I'll be all over it soon & give feedback accordingly.
|bananna|
Seriously, I didn't expect this at all, I thought you were going to be changing the way the submittal page looked rather than creating a whole new...thingy!
Very nice indeed.
Thanks!
|bow|

[virgohippy]

I've spent weeks scheming up something similar to this, and now I won't be original because of you, you cocksucker! |angry|

Not that I had any clue of how to code it all anyway... |loony|

Oh, and thanks for the delicious nick: Deliciousnudes. I love it. |thumb

Does this mean I can link to my blog from my Deliciousnudes page (http://www.whoringwives.com/porn-mongers/deliciousnudes.html), so long as I follow standard linking rules? |bananna|

You really put a lot of thought into this UW. In light of having a vastly inferior creativity to yours, I'd like to rescind my cocksucker remark made in anger and now gleefully call you a cocksucker while in a state of awe. |bow|

[virgohippy]

Oh, and about how long do I have to stuff my page before you go public?

[Useless]

Does this mean I can link to my blog from my Deliciousnudes page (http://www.whoringwives.com/porn-mongers/deliciousnudes.html), so long as I follow standard linking rules? |bananna|Of course - you can link to anything that's not illegal from your page. Just click "Add Free Links" in your partner admin and it will all be incredibly obvious. Same goes for paysites. You have control over Links to Free Porn, Premium Site Links, and Blog sections. The script automatically flows in your your latest 25 free site/gallery links that I've accepted on WW. Every change you make appears instantly on your page, so you'll immediately see if you've fucked up. ;)

I'm working on how to link to those partner pages from the main page of WW right now, so you'll have at least a few days to play with it. And you can add/edit/delete links and blog posts at any time. None of that will affect anything else published on WW.

[CrazySy]

Now I can't even log in |cry|

[virgohippy]

I don't see anything about requiring a reciprocal link for "Free Porn Site" listing. Are they not required, or should I link back to my personal WW page?

EDIT: Also, forgot to mention, I added a Premium Site, received the "added successfully" message deal type thing saying the info was recieved, but I don't see a "Premium Sites" list on my page. Anything I need to do on my end to get that up?

[Useless]

Now I can't even log in |cry|
Poop! I'm looking into now.|shocking|

[Useless]

I don't see anything about requiring a reciprocal link for "Free Porn Site" listing. Are they not required, or should I link back to my personal WW page?No recip required. It's just a page for you to link to whatever porn-type-stuff you want to.

EDIT: Also, forgot to mention, I added a Premium Site, received the "added successfully" message deal type thing saying the info was recieved, but I don't see a "Premium Sites" list on my page. Anything I need to do on my end to get that up?I'm going to have a fun night. I'll peek at the script right after I see how I've locked out CrazySy.

[Useless]

Now I can't even log in |cry|I just logged in with your info without a problem. |huh Do you have cookies enabled on your browser?

[virgohippy]

I'm going to have a fun night. I'll peek at the script right after I see how I've locked out CrazySy.

Oops... spoke too soon. I guess it just took a few minutes for your script to update? |huh

No recip required. It's just a page for you to link to whatever porn-type-stuff you want to.

Sounds like a good deal, though I may be interested in boosting the page a wee bit. |thumb

[CrazySy]

Ooops.....I was using the wrong name |loony|

Thanks :D


removed name :D

[virgohippy]

*pst* Might want to edit that last post to exclude your name CrazySy. *nudge nudge*

[CrazySy]

Thanks :D

[ponygirl]

OMG that's awesome UW! wow...uh, wow! |thumb

I love the custom page names too - wow (again), I can't think of how much work must have gone into this |loony|

be careful, you're going to lose your nick ;)

[Useless]

Oops... spoke too soon. I guess it just took a few minutes for your script to update? |huhNope. No updating required. The lapse was how long it took me to figure out the bug.:D

[virgohippy]

be careful, you're going to lose your nick ;)

Nah. I think the word Useless will instead take on a new meaning.

Useless - Verb

1. To be productive while giving the appearance of idleness in order to confuse the enemy.
Use: "Him? He's just being Useless. He gets a lot of shit done."

2. To give advice while being verbally abusive.
Use: "Don't be hurt by Useless advice. Listen to him. He's really helping you."

3. To feign ignorance while providing humorous, enlightening, or insightful information delivered in a sarcastic tone.
Use: Have you read these forums?

[virgohippy]

Nope. No updating required. The lapse was how long it took me to figure out the bug.:D

Nice! You're a quick one. |thumb

[Useless]

Nice! You're a quick one. |thumbDon't believe the shit my wife says. She's a liar and a whore.

[Useless]

Oh, I forgot, if anyone would like that custom page name changed to something else, let me know before we get to far with this. No more than 20 characters please. My fingers get tired.

[ponygirl]

Nah. I think the word Useless will instead take on a new meaning.

Useless - Verb

1. To be productive while giving the appearance of idleness in order to confuse the enemy.
Use: "Him? He's just being Useless. He gets a lot of shit done."

2. To give advice while being verbally abusive.
Use: "Don't be hurt by Useless advice. Listen to him. He's really helping you."

3. To feign ignorance while providing humorous, enlightening, or insightful information delivered in a sarcastic tone.
Use: Have you read these forums?
|jester| |thumb

[Tart]

Oh, I forgot, if anyone would like that custom page name changed to something else, let me know before we get to far with this. No more than 20 characters please. My fingers get tired.

Nice work for a Useless Cocksucker :D
No 20 character request, but I'd kind of like it if you switched the c and the i around in my custom page name

Other then that looks really good.. now i have to get building and submitting a bunch more sites! |thumb

[KG Gary]

Yay! It works!
Nice seeing my "stuff" on it's own sexy little page. Have I mentioned that I'm very impressed yet?
Oh, and the page title is good enough for me.
|thumb

[Useless]

Nice work for a Useless Cocksucker :D
No 20 character request, but I'd kind of like it if you switched the c and the i around in my custom page name You know, it took me about 5 minutes to figure out what the hell you were talking about. |catfight|

All fixed now. |thumb

[WarBot]

Great idea UW. Looks like it took alot of work. Once I get done with all this offline stuff Ill definately be messing around with it.

Thanks
WB

[docholly]

wow my own sexy page makes wet.. NOW that is a scary thought indeed..

I spent 2 hours just going thru and reading everyones pages.. and i love my little page name thingy.. :D

UW gets at least |thumb |thumb |thumb |thumb |thumb for this one!!

[Useless]

I spent 2 hours just going thru and reading everyones pages.. and i love my little page name thingy.. :D You really need to make better use of your time. ;)

I just added yours to the small list on my main page of submitters who've chosen to use the new page so far. If anything, it'll be another inlink to your own pages. |thumb

[virgohippy]

I just added yours to the small list on my main page of submitters who've chosen to use the new page so far. If anything, it'll be another inlink to your own pages. |thumb

Uh oh... now I have to add more content! ;)