One way to NOT get unbanned

[EzRyder]

A submitter I had banned sent an email asking to get unbanned and made all the usual "I won't do it again" promises.

The mail was sent from an anonymous proxy server.
The Whois contained no data. none, nada, empty container.

So it must be true, if it quacks, has feathers and web feet, it must be a ...|huh

[RawAlex]

witch!

[KG Gary]

witch!
Classic! Peed my pants when I read that!
:D

[RawAlex]

I will forever go through my life thinking that those things in the ponds are witches...

Alex

[johnnybg]

my favorite: "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. "

[Simon]

"...if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."