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MadMax
2005-12-31, 05:05 PM
No, I didn't suddenly start censoring myself. This is as much for the benefit of the newbs as a little rant for the benefit of...well...me.


I've been getting submissions with the word "fuck" censored to "fu*k", and it's really beyond my fucking understanding.

I mean, you're submitting your fucking free site to a fucking porn link list, where the fucking reviewer sees the word fuck in submissions all fucking day, and the word fuck likely works into the fucking SEO scheme some-fucking-how.

The fucking surfers came to the fucking link list looking for some pictures of people fucking, so why the fuck would you think you'd need to censor your fucking pages? What, you think these fucking people want to see some fucking pics of people fucking but they're somehow going to be fucking offended by seeing the word "fuck" on the fucking page someplace and you've got to fucking censor it? FUCK NO YOU DON'T.

My fucking surfers want to see some fucking, and I fucking give it to them. If there are people fucking on your fucking free site there's probably some fucking hint of that somewhere in the fucking site description that lets them fucking know that, and I'm not going to edit anybody's fucking description to fucking un-censor anything, so those fucking submits get fucking declined without further fucking consideration.

This is not the fucking Disney Channel.

Surfn
2005-12-31, 05:10 PM
Well fucking said :D

Toby
2005-12-31, 05:16 PM
Take no prisoners Max, what a bunch of fargin iceholes! :D

weirdharold
2005-12-31, 08:32 PM
Fucking amazing!

Cleo
2005-12-31, 08:45 PM
Screw that!

spookyx
2005-12-31, 09:08 PM
Its prolly christian webmasters doing that

:D

Surfn
2005-12-31, 09:31 PM
Its prolly christian webmasters doing that

:D
Yes, webmasters who have found doG. There seem to be a growing number of them this past year :D

anasporn
2005-12-31, 11:10 PM
Max, dear, I should make a free site and submit it just for you...with FUCKING in two different languages LOL "Adult" webmasters censoring themselves? Cojome!

bunky2u
2006-01-01, 12:43 AM
Max, dear, I should make a free site and submit it just for you...with FUCKING in two different languages LOL "Adult" webmasters censoring themselves? Cojome!

... Y con mucho gusto te cojere. =D

bunky (can be a fucktard at times... well, most times.)

anasporn
2006-01-01, 01:14 AM
Y para los dos de nosotros..."If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English" ROFLMFAO

MrYum
2006-01-01, 01:19 AM
Well that's just fucking silly |loony|

I've been working on a project the past several weeks that includes harvesting some descriptions from a paysite...some of those descriptions are censored the same as you desribe Max. Makes zero fucking sense to me.

Needless to say, I've been re-editing the correct text back into the descriptions I'm using on my site.

Surfn
2006-01-01, 01:47 AM
Well that's just fucking silly |loony|
That's more than silly. This is the porn business not the "can I have some politically correct money" business. These guys drive me nuts!!! |club|

murray
2006-01-01, 02:04 AM
I mean, you're submitting your fucking free site to a fucking porn link list

Hey whats next, cant have and fucking hardcore porn on your porn sites cause it might offend?

ynuahayt
2006-01-01, 05:49 AM
Fuck yeah ;)! MadMax I sent an email to you some days ago but haven't heard anything back yet...it's probably buried in a pile of New Submission received emails ^_^

Yahook
2006-01-01, 06:00 AM
Fuck is one of the best words in the world |bananna|

mist
2006-01-01, 10:10 AM
I actually love those censored galleries I get submitted to me, where all the good stuff has been blurred out, which always makes me smile and that is a good thing...

Mist

Mr. Blue
2006-01-01, 05:43 PM
lol, nice rant. There's a few TGP owners that have gone the very politically correct route...they don't allow words like Bitch, Whore, Fuck, etc in either the description or anywhere on the page. It always seemed kind of weird to me that someone in porn goes politically correct with terminology and then will list a gallery that kind of defeats the point of political correctness.

I now feel like listening to George Carlin's skit on the Usages of Fuck.

Useless
2006-01-01, 09:37 PM
The Norman conquest served to enrich the English language, but the onslaught of business and academia threatens to diminish our language to the point where only vulgarities will have any fucking meaning.
|thumb

spacemanspiff
2006-01-04, 11:54 AM
I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about, Max. Never seen one of those fuckers, but I'll be fucked if I didn't get one today. What the fuck is next?

Guy cums on girls face, then apologizes profusely and buys her a new car.

I fucking hate PC!!!

fetish1
2006-01-04, 12:04 PM
Guy cums on girls face, then apologizes profusely and buys her a new car.


|angry| Did you have to give my best site description away to the whole damn board???????? geeeeeeeeez

Useless
2006-01-04, 12:12 PM
Consenting adult male gently inserts exposed erect penis into consenting adult female after proper legal documents have been signed, notarized, and witnessed by no less than 2 other adult persons with valid U.S. identification cards.

spacemanspiff
2006-01-04, 12:40 PM
Consenting adult male gently inserts exposed erect penis into consenting adult female after proper legal documents have been signed, notarized, and witnessed by no less than 2 other adult persons with valid U.S. identification cards.

|haha

fetish1
2006-01-04, 12:49 PM
I do remember getting one a few years back that said:
"Man shoots dna filled sperm up her ovulation highway!"
Don't know about you but it sure got me hot! |yawn|

Halfdeck
2006-01-04, 02:40 PM
What the f*$k are you lol*ta luv*ng m*therf*ckers yapping about!? :D

Seriously, some multiplayer games censor certain words automatically (with parental control turned on by default), so few newbies who don't know how to turn parental control off get in the habit of chatting with other gamers online using *$&^/. Could be some of these guys migrated to building free sites, who knows.

MadMax
2006-01-04, 07:21 PM
I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about, Max. Never seen one of those fuckers, but I'll be fucked if I didn't get one today. What the fuck is next?

The PC bandit strikes again :D


Guy cums on girls face, then apologizes profusely and buys her a new car.

I fucking hate PC!!!

|haha

MadMax
2006-01-04, 07:22 PM
Consenting adult male gently inserts exposed erect penis into consenting adult female after proper legal documents have been signed, notarized, and witnessed by no less than 2 other adult persons with valid U.S. identification cards.


You forgot that they're married and fucking missionary under the covers :D

Useless
2006-01-04, 10:16 PM
You forgot that they're married and fucking missionary under the covers :DThrough a small hole in the white cotton sheet between them that prevents their flesh from causing further sin.

Trev
2006-01-04, 10:51 PM
Through a small hole in the white cotton sheet between them that prevents their flesh from causing further sin.
And, only for the purpose of procreation. Otherwise it's just lust, which is a sin.

Allfetish
2006-01-07, 01:26 PM
This is not the fucking Disney Channel.

[/RANT]


I know that Richard's Realm for instance never used to allow the word "fuck" in titles or descriptions (as submitted to them, I don't think it matters as to what is on the page. This may be wrong or outdated though). So some of these people might not just be fucking sheltered afterall, they might be building to a common denominator? Dunno.

Surfn
2006-01-07, 01:29 PM
I know that Richard's Realm for instance never used to allow the word "fuck" in titles or descriptions (as submitted to them, I don't think it matters as to what is on the page. This may be wrong or outdated though). So some of these people might not just be fucking sheltered afterall, they might be building to a common denominator? Dunno.
It may be acceptable other places however if submitted to me it's an instant delete |club|

RawAlex
2006-01-07, 01:51 PM
GARY LEE AND THE SHOWDOWN lyrics - "The Rodeo Song"

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a ****
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's Alabama left Alabama right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's Alabama left and Alabama right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage god damn goof ya know

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a ****
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's Alabama left Alabama right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's Alabama left Alabama right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Allfetish
2006-01-07, 02:12 PM
It may be acceptable other places however if submitted to me it's an instant delete |club|

I'm pretty easy but if someone submitted "fu*k" to me, I'd just change it to "fuck". :D The hell with the censorship. But I can see where people will have their own beliefs. Much the same with the "language degrading to women" issue (whore, cunt, bitch, etc). I might not be as anal about it (and see it in a different way), but I can certainly understand and respect the right of others to decide what they seek. Much of it seems POV.

Toby
2006-01-07, 02:19 PM
...Much the same with the "language degrading to women" issue (whore, cunt, bitch, etc)...I don't like seeing such language used. My momma taught me to respect women, even when they're not being particularly lady-like. The only time I allow it, or use it myself, is if the girl/site is using it to promote themselves.

Allfetish
2006-01-07, 02:28 PM
I don't like seeing such language used. My momma taught me to respect women, even when they're not being particularly lady-like. The only time I allow it, or use it myself, is if the girl/site is using it to promote themselves.

And I can respect that. I allow all those words, except "cunt" I find a little bothersome particularly (but haven't ran into it yet). But while I allow it, IRL I can't actually recall once using those words to describe any woman for at least the last three years. I'm not like that at all.