i am chinese i know .....advice here

[stuveltje]

this rule: 1. We Only Accept Free Movie sites.
oke did i say it wrong? what does that rule say to you? i am realy seriouse....

[Maj. Stress]

I'd take it as no picture galleries, just movie galleries.

[stuveltje]

I'd take it as no picture galleries, just movie galleries.haaa so i dont talk chinese with that rule!! Thanks Maj!
Oke here we go fucking again........http://www.moviepornlist.com/

dont accept picture free sites.....READ THE FUCKING RULES.......2006 i see it as an Huge Blacklist Year for me.........and yes even if you know me i will fucking blacklist you, it seems some people think they have the right to submit all, well dont, dont make that mistake with me....you all make me cry|cry|

[stuveltje]

mmmmmmmm just made me think, why the hell i keep posting that nag on the board, i can make it myself easier by just saying no shit and just blacklist, yep nice point of view for 2006, i will say no shit, i just reject and blacklist:D

[Yahook]

I understand what you mean stuveltje, but I'm not an english speaking guy ;)

Probably something like this will be better for you: "Your free site must have a minimum of A seconds of movies and each movie must be at least B second in length.".

[Cleo]

Me fuck you long time…
|escape|

[stuveltje]

I understand what you mean stuveltje, but I'm not an english speaking guy ;)

Probably something like this will be better for you: "Your free site must have a minimum of A seconds of movies and each movie must be at least B second in length.".
mm yahook i am not english either, i read the rules from other linksites when i submit, so if one person can read it other can too, i see difference here, people are submittng to other lls i do or own and that doesnt mean that my other linksites or linksites i review have the same rules, i think its just a reading problem, just read the rules ones in awhile....and you are save

[stuveltje]

Me fuck you long time…
|escape|
Cleo........shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i have seen and do see that line of text i believe everyday on some sites i review, hya miss cleo:)

[Yahook]

Also I think it's better to specify your relation to picture content. For example free site has enaugh movies and it also has bonus picture gallery. If it's not ok for you, it would be better to write something like this: "Picture content is forbidden on your free sites".

[stuveltje]

maybe i should change my working tactic, maybe i should quit bizz and get a job at an office from some company?..........naaaaa i am born to nag and to complain on the gg board about bad submitters:D

[Cleo]

I've been hanging out with a mixed race Asian girl that does a really good Asian accent, she is American with a bit of a southern accent, and she loves to walk up to guys and in a Asian accent say "me Korean whore, me fuck good long time" while we are out at the strip clubs.

[stuveltje]

Also I think it's better to specify your relation to picture content. For example free site has enaugh movies and it also has bonus picture gallery. If it's not ok for you, it would be better to write something like this: "Picture content is forbidden on your free sites".
yahook, i made linksites and sold them now i have some new ones, i was an free site submitter myself, still am when i am in the mood, if i know as an non usa person how to submit, other will know too, i read the rules, so others have to do the same, now i am not fighthing you, i just give my point of view ....say after 3 years of linksites and making an free site submitting i learnd that oine thing is the most important....readthe fucking rules of every linksite you submit to.

[stuveltje]

I've been hanging out with a mixed race Asian girl that does a really good Asian accent, she is American with a bit of a southern accent, and she loves to walk up to guys and in a Asian accent say "me Korean whore, me fuck good long time" while we are out at the strip clubs.
hahahah so they still buy that hey:D i cant stop laughing

[MadMax]

Me fuck you long time…
|escape|

Hmmm....Cleo and Stu...we need pics :D

[Cleo]

Max, next time you see Talia ask her to do her Asian whore impersonation. :D

[Yahook]

Hmmm....Cleo and Stu...we need pics :D

Hehehe, movies would be better :D

[Useless]

blah blah blah fucking blah...If it's not ok for you, it would be better to write something like this: "Picture content is forbidden on your free sites".You are an idiot. If one states "MOVIES ONLY", one shouldn't have to write seven other rules excluding all other content.

1. Movies only
2. No cheese balls covered in sliced almonds.
3. No lead-based paint.
4. No dogs with hair longer than 5 centimeters.
5. Absolutely no hair pulling, biting or spitting.

[MadMax]

Max, next time you see Talia ask her to do her Asian whore impersonation. :D


How thorough is that impersonation? |couch|


:D

[Surfn]

Another thread taking some major detours :D

[Cleo]

How thorough is that impersonation? |couch|


:D
:D |bananna| |bananna| |bananna| |bananna| |bananna| |bananna| |bananna| |bananna| |bananna|

[Yahook]

You are an idiot.

You can't stop posting your shit |banghead| Just let you know I think the same about you |jester|

I've said that if linklist owner is not against picture galleries in addition to movie content he could write it. It's just my point of view |santa|

[Useless]

You can't stop posting your shit |banghead| Just let you know I think the same about you |jester|I guess you must think that I'm a stupid wife-beating, dog-eating, father-raping cocksucker then too.:D

[Yahook]

I guess you must think that I'm a stupid wife-beating, dog-eating, father-raping cocksucker then too. :D


Exactly :D

[MadMax]

Another thread taking some major detours :D

What?


Huh?


Where?


:D

[stuveltje]

Hmmm....Cleo and Stu...we need pics :Dmmmmm pervert .....no way!!!!!!:D

[Cleo]

So Stu do you want to be on top or should I be the top?

[docholly]

hmmm i would have thought "hmmmm moviepornlist.com..I bet it's a MOVIE link list.. so i won't submit my tired old exclusive porn pics to it".. but then again.. i had a quarter so i could BUY a clue, Vanna!!

To the rest of the detoured thread.. WOOT!! |boobies|

[stuveltje]

Miss Cleo has her charmes in her way, i think we could get along, i am stubburn and like to rule the world, and i like to be the boss ( and i am ), Miss Cleo is the same, she has her own rules and like to get in controle, i have respect for that............. but no sex pics or movies about me and miss cleo............just in your fucking dreams

[Surfn]

Miss Cleo has her charmes in her way, i think we could get along, i am stubburn and like to rule the world, and i like to be the boss ( and i am ), Miss Cleo is the same, she has her own rules and like to get in controle, i have respect for that............. but no sex pics or movies about me and miss cleo............just in your fucking dreams
I just registered cleoandstu.com gimme some pics dammit!!!! lol

[Cleo]

So I guess that means you want to be the top then

[stuveltje]

So I guess that means you want to be the top thenCleo i do know you wanna be on top, so we have to wrestle who will be on top:D

[stuveltje]

So Stu do you want to be on top or should I be the top?
we can switch Miss cleo......Stu <------ still wonder why she hangs here on seond christmas day in holland...i guess i miss the nett:D

[Trev]

Cleo i do know you wanna be on top, so we have to wrestle who will be on top:D
Now you're on the right track. The first pic set for Surfn's site. I'll bring the oil! |bananna|

[stuveltje]

Now you're on the right track. The first pic set for Surfn's site. I'll bring the oil! |bananna|
mmmmmmm i cant stop laughing , i think this is what i needed after 10 days of fam time......:D

[Cleo]

Sounds much too tame. Lets just get out the vat of Crisco and the fist of love.

[stuveltje]

Sounds much too tame. Lets just get out the vat of Crisco and the fist of love.fist of love???? ewwwwwwwwww i dont like fist that way:D Mmm so Cleo your a fist lady????

[Cleo]

Is there a better way to unwind at the end of a long day selling porn then being fisted by the one you love?

[stuveltje]

Is there a better way to unwind at the end of a long day selling porn then being fisted by the one you love?
ewwww oke i can sell the fisting niche very well, but thats not my thing, i dont want a fucking fist in my thing, hell whats next an elephant?........ well not to nag but........:D oke enough fun here its 1.24 after midnight here in holland, i am going to bed and dream about cleo , so will that make you all happy???? grin joking here, so dont fuck me, have fun all and a great day:)))

[Trev]

ok... why does the robo-splint keep popping into my head?




(run stu |escape| )

[Cleo]

Yes who could forget the fucking splint that I've been wearing and will have to wear for about another month.

For Stu (even better then just a plan old fist)
www.terrizamore.com/a/splint.jpg

[stuveltje]

Yes who could forget the fucking splint that I've been wearing and will have to wear for about another month.

For Stu (even better then just a plan old fist)
www.terrizamore.com/a/splint.jpgewwwwwww thats make me think of freddy of nightmare on elmstreet, oke do alot of extreme niches but thats even for me toooooooooooooooo heavy:D now leave me alone so i can go to bed:D

[Cleo]

Hmmm, why does my splint suddenly smell kind of fishy…

[stuveltje]

Hmmm, why does my splint suddenly smell kind of fishy…
it wasnt me, mine you know what smells like white roses heheheeh:D ask madmax about the fishy thing.....it wasnt me|headbang|

[Cleo]

Always nice the way we keep threads on topic isn't it

[stuveltje]

Always nice the way we keep threads on topic isn't it
hmmmmmmmmm yep well i got my answer at the second post so no problem to change topic, btw your fauld cleo your started with the fuck thing|santa|

[Cleo]

so does that mean you will fuck me long time?

[stuveltje]

so does that mean you will fuck me long time?you pervert......no i wont :D

[stuveltje]

i am going to bed now for real, hubby drgs me by my long hair , he has had it m fucking around on the net..............yeah right, oke bedtime, i got my answr, and for you miss cleo........Have a great day and eve:))))

[Cleo]

That's it, no soup for you!

[RawAlex]

Salty sea air... living near the beach... of course it smells like...

Anyway!

Alex

[MrYum]

Muwahahaha!

Now, THIS was a thread diverted to FUN time!

Oh, sorta back on topic...Stu, your rule sounds fine. If they're too stupid or too busy to read it...well, that's certainly not your fault. And it's their fault then end up on your blacklist...plain and simple.

UW |thumb

[Cleo]

cunt

[RawAlex]

Short, to the point.

Gotta love it.

Alex

[Cleo]

tea anyone?

[Simon]

You are an idiot. If one states "MOVIES ONLY", one shouldn't have to write seven other rules excluding all other content.

1. Movies only
2. No cheese balls covered in sliced almonds.
3. No lead-based paint.
4. No dogs with hair longer than 5 centimeters.
5. Absolutely no hair pulling, biting or spitting.

I've been working on a simple MGP site (and a TGP and LL) to learn more about what owners/reviewers have to do. Eventually I'll open some of them for submissions. UW, your post got me to thinking that maybe the "universal disclaimer" (http://www.cashfetish.com/disclaim_all.html) needs to be incorporated in my eventual rules page. :D

Simon |jester|

[Useless]

Warranty does not cover claims arrising from improper installation, unauthorized repair, misuse, neglect, accident, lightning, flood, tornados, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, hurricanes, extraterrestrial impacts and/or other Acts of God, incorrect line voltage and/or frequency, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, magnetic fields, sonic boom vibrations, chemical reactions, unauthorized customer adjustments, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, explosive decompression, falling rocks, falling on rocks, leaky roofs, broken glass, broken glasses, mud slides, slipping on mud, forest fires, fires not in forests, or any form of projectiles (which can include, but not be limited to: sticks, stones, arrows, bullets, buckshot, BBs, shrapnel, torpedoes, flares, lasers, or emissions of x-rays, microwaves, alpha, beta, gamma and/or cosmic rays, or knives, swords, spears, boomerangs, etc.); warranty will also not apply in any incidents involving divine intervention, alien encounters, demonic possessions, exorcisms, or in the unfortunate event that life as we know it ceases to exist on this planet.I like this last sentence. That's a mouthful.

[stuveltje]

Warranty does not cover claims arrising from improper installation, unauthorized repair, misuse, neglect, accident, lightning, flood, tornados, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, hurricanes, extraterrestrial impacts and/or other Acts of God, incorrect line voltage and/or frequency, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, magnetic fields, sonic boom vibrations, chemical reactions, unauthorized customer adjustments, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, explosive decompression, falling rocks, falling on rocks, leaky roofs, broken glass, broken glasses, mud slides, slipping on mud, forest fires, fires not in forests, or any form of projectiles (which can include, but not be limited to: sticks, stones, arrows, bullets, buckshot, BBs, shrapnel, torpedoes, flares, lasers, or emissions of x-rays, microwaves, alpha, beta, gamma and/or cosmic rays, or knives, swords, spears, boomerangs, etc.); warranty will also not apply in any incidents involving divine intervention, alien encounters, demonic possessions, exorcisms, or in the unfortunate event that life as we know it ceases to exist on this planet.
i think i will pick out one linksite of mine with those strange rules.......if they dont read,it doesnt matter what i will put up then:D

[HitHunter]

If you don't accept picture free sites, why is there a f.. photo camera there?

[Useless]

If you don't accept picture free sites, why is there a f.. photo camera there?A year between your two posts and you came back just to be a dick? It's not a bad point, but it's very badly stated.

By the way, big kids don't censor themselves. They say fuck when they mean fuck.

[stuveltje]

If you don't accept picture free sites, why is there a f.. photo camera there?ah now i understand, some cant read, so they only can look at the images of the site and hope what they submit is by the rules:D

[gilbert]

I receive about 30% sites with pics content at my MOVIES LL every day :) It's very hard to be owner of movies link list...
I think, we need to write something like this in our rules:
1. NO PICTURE FREE SITES! MOVIES ONLY!
2. MOVIES ONLY!
3. MOVIES ONLY!
4. MOVIES ONLY!
5. MOVIES ONLY!
6. MOVIES ONLY!
...
122. And last rule: only MOVIES content on your free sites.
Also, I`m plan to translate these rules to other 6,912 languages.

[stuveltje]

I receive about 30% sites with pics content at my MOVIES LL every day :) It's very hard to be owner of movies link list...
I think, we need to write something like this in our rules:
1. NO PICTURE FREE SITES! MOVIES ONLY!
2. MOVIES ONLY!
3. MOVIES ONLY!
4. MOVIES ONLY!
5. MOVIES ONLY!
6. MOVIES ONLY!
...
122. And last rule: only MOVIES content on your free sites.
Also, I`m plan to translate these rules to other 6,912 languages.
hahahah i like those rules.....................i am gonna steal your idea with your aproval! watch me:D

[stuveltje]

http://www.moviepornlist.com/cgi-bin/links/add.cgi thats how it will be, and yes for the people who get confused about the camera on the page, the site is already going under a makeover for the third time, so i will make it that way, that even people who cant read would understand its a fucking movie linksites:D A LINKSITE WHERE ONLY MOVIE FREE SITES GET LISTED...............IF THEY ARE BY THE FUCKING RULES:D........aaahhh that feels better, and for real i am realy a nice woman:D

[gilbert]

http://www.moviepornlist.com/cgi-bin/links/add.cgi thats how it will be, and yes for the people who get confused about the camera on the page, the site is already going under a makeover for the third time, so i will make it that way, that even people who cant read would understand its a fucking movie linksites:D A LINKSITE WHERE ONLY MOVIE FREE SITES GET LISTED...............IF THEY ARE BY THE FUCKING RULES:D........aaahhh that feels better, and for real i am realy a nice woman:D

:D :D :D |thumb

[HitHunter]

A year between your two posts and you came back just to be a dick? It's not a bad point, but it's very badly stated.

By the way, big kids don't censor themselves. They say fuck when they mean fuck.

Actually, I did'n mean to be mean, it was some kind of a joke, I guess a bed one:) or I just did'n show it well. I apologize anyway.