"TARZAN ENGLISH"

[Talleyrand]

DEAR PEOPLE:

I can understand that my english is like the "Tarzan english" on movies of the year 1935.

But, is it so difficult for you to have patience with the people that have not the english like a native languaje?

Your sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

[Chop Smith]

Are you trying to get banned? Is that your desire? In the words of my good buddy, Useless Warrior, "shut the fuck up."

[kenny]

DEAR PEOPLE:

I can understand that my english is like the "Tarzan english" on movies of the year 1935.

But, is it so difficult for you to have patience with the people that have not the english like a native languaje?

Your sincerely,

TALLEYRAND


Its nothig to be taken personal.

For example,

If you were receiving submissions with hopeless descriptions that just didn't make sense it gets old fast.

I mean everyday shit loads of descriptions like these for example:

"Babes lick and toes masturbate in the kitchen"

"Busty ebony sucking drilled titfucking than facial"

Your patience tends to run out

[Talleyrand]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Did I wrote some bad in this thread???

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND


Are you trying to get banned? Is that your desire? In the words of my good buddy, Useless Warrior, "shut the fuck up."

[Greenguy]

...But, is it so difficult for you to have patience with the people that have not the english like a native languaje?...Yes.

[Talleyrand]

DEAR SLEEPER:

I understand you.

My problem is not with Greenguy that told me that the english in my page is very bad, because I copied it from a banner of Nastydollar. You can watch it in the another thread.

My problem (I am very angry) is with the people that reply to me using a lot of bad words (when i read it I think that they injuried me).
May be it is normal here to write in that way...

Your sincerely,

TALLEYRAND



Its nothig to be taken personal.

For example,

If you were receiving submissions with hopeless descriptions that just didn't make sense it gets old fast.

I mean everyday shit loads of descriptions like these for example:

"Babes lick and toes masturbate in the kitchen"

"Busty ebony sucking drilled titfucking than facial"

Your patience tends to run out

[fetish1]

DEAR SLEEPER:

My problem is not with Greenguy that told me that the english in my page is very bad, because I copied it from a banner of Nastydollar. You can watch it in the another thread.


TALLEYRAND

Talleyrand, isn't there a webmaster board for people from your country (wherever that may be)? You are not winning any brownie points by stating you took the text from the sponsor when you didn't know enough about the English language to know when to STOP the sentence. You just grabbed words. In the order you chose to list them, they makes no sense. You are asking all link list owners to be "patient" with your lack of proper english, but do you have ANY idea how many people that mangle the english language submit to link lists per day?? So to do what you request means an english speaking reviewer is to spend 5 times the amt of time per day trying to decifer whay your kind of submissions have in them, instead of working efficiently to make their own money. Do you consider this reasonable?
Common sense says everyone is working for themselves and there is a need for time management. To mess with sites that are written by people who vaguely understand sentence structure in english, is NOT time efficient.

[Greenguy]

I also just fucking love the text on the sites that are actually images
http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/warning.gif

[swedguy]

Is Talleyrand for real or is it someone playing a joke on us?

[Chop Smith]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Did I wrote some bad in this thread???

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Actually, it was not so much of what you said. It is the fact that you started a new thread on the same subject.

However, where is Furrygirl? I am about to do her gig. Your sentence structure above is totally wrong. It should be, "Did I write something bad in this thread?" In addition to your incorrect use of a verb, three question marks is totally unnecessary!

Talleyrand, this is much more than a language barrier. It is the fact that your people will not accept an answer. For some reason you have failed to grasp the meaning of "NO".

[Greenguy]

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
Roman Moroni

[MrYum]

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
Roman Moroni
I fargin LOVED that movie!

I don't know Swedguy...he 'could' be for real, but somehow I think there's some chain yankin going on. The character is almost a little too consistent |huh

[SirMoby]

Actually, it was not so much of what you said. It is the fact that you started a new thread on the same subject.

However, where is Furrygirl? I am about to do her gig. Your sentence structure above is totally wrong. It should be, "Did I write something bad in this thread?" In addition to your incorrect use of a verb, three question marks is totally unnecessary!

Talleyrand, this is much more than a language barrier. It is the fact that your people will not accept an answer. For some reason you have failed to grasp the meaning of "NO".
Someone from Mississippi giving English lessons. That's not something you see every day |couch|

[Talleyrand]

DEAR FETISH1:

Thank you for your words. I will think about to it.
In the future, I will make sites with only very basic words, (CUMFIESTA, click here now!, etc) and I will not copy the sentence in the banners.
I will hope that the sentences in the webpages of the sponsors will be correct!

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND


Talleyrand, isn't there a webmaster board for people from your country (wherever that may be)? You are not winning any brownie points by stating you took the text from the sponsor when you didn't know enough about the English language to know when to STOP the sentence. You just grabbed words. In the order you chose to list them, they makes no sense. You are asking all link list owners to be "patient" with your lack of proper english, but do you have ANY idea how many people that mangle the english language submit to link lists per day?? So to do what you request means an english speaking reviewer is to spend 5 times the amt of time per day trying to decifer whay your kind of submissions have in them, instead of working efficiently to make their own money. Do you consider this reasonable?
Common sense says everyone is working for themselves and there is a need for time management. To mess with sites that are written by people who vaguely understand sentence structure in english, is NOT time efficient.

[Talleyrand]

DEAR GREENGUY:

I read some time ago in an article that the best is to put the warning inside an image, in that way the SE will not to index the warning.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND


I also just fucking love the text on the sites that are actually images
http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/warning.gif

[Greenguy]

DEAR GREENGUY:

I read some time ago in an article that the best is to put the warning inside an image, in that way the SE will not to index the warning.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND
Then go ask that genius all your questions.

[Preacher]

In the future, I will make sites with only very basic words, (CUMFIESTA, click here now!, etc) and I will not copy the sentence in the banners.
I will hope that the sentences in the webpages of the sponsors will be correct!

The problem is you didn't copy the text verbatim, you butchered it...which is sad, cause you wouldn't think that copying text would be that difficult.

Is Talleyrand for real or is it someone playing a joke on us?That would take a comedic genius! |jester|

[MrYum]

That would take a comedic genius! |jester|

I dunno...I'm feeling a tug tug here...he can't be for real |huh

[swedguy]

Talleryrand is a post bot with poor AI coded by Sparky.

[Chop Smith]

Talleyrand,

You's gots' some ball on yo' to stick in cher. I see yo pain.

Cos all my relatives would gots'ta die t'wipe out illiteracy, I 'ford schooled bitch to rite my text. Wont recommendation?

[Talleyrand]

DEAR GREENGUY:

Before that I submitted my last site you have not problem with my sites, or with my english, or with my text inside an image.
However, today you have problems with all about me.
I do not understand your change.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND


Then go ask that genius all your questions.

[Talleyrand]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Congratulations!!!
I understand nothing of your post.

Best regards,

TALLEYRAND


Talleyrand,

You's gots' some ball on yo' to stick in cher. I see yo pain.

Cos all my relatives would gots'ta die t'wipe out illiteracy, I 'ford schooled bitch to rite my text. Wont recommendation?

[rscott]

Is Talleyrand for real or is it someone playing a joke on us?

Could be, considering that "nic" isn't registered on that other guys board

[Chop Smith]

I got my woman to rewrite the other post. Here is the translated version:

You have some ball on you to stay here. I see your pain.

If all of my relatives would die it would wipe out illiteracy. Therefore, I hire an educated woman to write my text. Would you like for me to recommend you to her?

[Talleyrand]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Can someone here to think that I am very happy of to have problems with other persons?

I only posted for to answer about my last site rejected by GreenGuy, no more.
However, all that I write is a problem for you and other.

May be the real problem is that I was not born in USA... You understand me. Did you?

Best regards,

TALLEYRAND



I got my woman to rewrite the other post. Here is the translated version:

You have some ball on you to stay here. I see your pain.

If all of my relatives would die it would wipe out illiteracy. Therefore, I hire an educated woman to write my text. Would you like for me to recommend you to her?

[Chop Smith]

Yes, I understand. You cocksucker, I try to help you and you want to start a pissing contest|waves|

[Talleyrand]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Obviously, is most easy to read Hemingway in english that read this board. The worst is that I can not to understand what is a help a what is an attack because the coloquial language is not in the scope of my poor english. It is a big pity. I thinked that here I will learn a little bit of english.

I am very tired of this. Today I had not maked a free site for to pay attention to this board.

If you tried to help me I thanked it to you.

THE END - FIN - HASTA LA VISTA BABY
(But I come back! Yo volvere!)


TALLEYRAND



Yes, I understand. You cocksucker, I try to help you and you want to start a pissing contest|waves|

[Chop Smith]

Who is Hemingway? |badafro|

[Greenguy]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim

[Beaver Bob]

for some reason, I find Talleyrand amusing

[swedguy]

He's a real Babelfish Ninja.

[Chop Smith]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim

Now that sounds official.

If anyone wants to wager that it works email me at iwanttolosemoney@chopsbroke.com

[MeatPounder]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim

|jester| Sorry Greenguy...lol

[natalie]

I am not sure if some people think Tallywhacker is Russian but his whois says Buenos Aires. That may be why his name isn't on that 'other' board.

[MrYum]

I am not sure if some people think Tallywhacker is Russian but his whois says Buenos Aires. That may be why his name isn't on that 'other' board.
Yep, I noticed that too.

Just a gut instinct...he almost seems too perfectly off the mark to be real. But, then again...things have been a bit surreal around here lately...perhaps my bullshit radar is outta whack...lol.

Oh, btw Nat...love the Tallywhacker nom de plume :D

[natalie]

lol thanks MrYum, I think it fits. Unfortunately I also think he is for real.

I think some people don't get that its not a racist thing, its not because someone wasn't born in the US, its not totally about bad English either.
I remember what Stu wrote like a couple of years ago, I could understand half of it lol. (love ya Stu) The point is though that she was happy to learn, she didnt take advice as offensive and her free site text was fine.
The problem with these new 'webmasters' is they ask advice or a question and then argue every point. We can't list sites that have text that makes absolutely no sense! And if we are being nasty about it its because we are sick of helping people who do not want to be helped. I think Tallywhacker would have got a better reception if Yafool hadn't start causing problems just before he joined.

[Chop Smith]

lol thanks MrYum, I think it fits. Unfortunately I also think he is for real.

I think some people don't get that its not a racist thing, its not because someone wasn't born in the US, its not totally about bad English either.
I remember what Stu wrote like a couple of years ago, I could understand half of it lol. (love ya Stu) The point is though that she was happy to learn, she didnt take advice as offensive and her free site text was fine.
The problem with these new 'webmasters' is they ask advice or a question and then argue every point. We can't list sites that have text that makes absolutely no sense! And if we are being nasty about it its because we are sick of helping people who do not want to be helped. I think Tallywhacker would have got a better reception if Yafool hadn't start causing problems just before he joined.

Very good summary of the situation, Natalie. |thumb

I am so afraid that invasions of these new 'webmasters' will hurt the quality of this community. I would hate to see an entire group of IP's blocked but perhaps Greenguy and Jim might reconsider their ban policy.

If Tallywhacker is not for real, someone has gone to lots of trouble to pull it off. I know of couple of board members that would do it. If it is a joke, I hope I get a chance to laugh with them because they have done a good job poking fun. :)

[MrYum]

Yep, a very good analysis Nat |thumb

We all love Stu! Her chinese dutch (as I think she calls it) is actually charming in her own cute way :)

You're absolutely right...this has zero to do with where people are from...or their native language. It has tons to do with coming to these forums and arguing every damn point when people do try to help. And yea, everyone is getting real tired of seeing free sites with language so bad, it makes no sense.

Agreed Chop...this definitely has the potential to negatively impact this community. And could easily have effects on the link list/free site customer base if these sites propagate too much. I don't think our surfing customers want to see these sites, with their horrible english and questionable paysites either |angry|

Hi Tallywhacker! Sooooo, are ya real? :D

[Jel]

As others here have said, it's very frustrating to see sites submitted with descriptions that make no sense. Those can be changed by the reviewer, but when the actual text on the sites is so hard to decipher, it's impossible to list them. We market to native English speakers, so accordingly the sites we list are for the most part those that are subbed by native English speakers. Of course, there are those who are not native English speakers, but have a good enough grasp that the sites are easily read by the surfers we are marketing to.

It has nothing to do with where a particular site builder is from, other than the text simply has to make sense to our surfers.

It sometimes is like trying to make sense of text that is here: http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2005/s1474686.htm (written by Ronnie Barker).

It's like us trying to make a site(s) aimed at e.g. Italians, when we have very little grasp of how to write in Italian, it just doesn't work. An idea would be to work on TGP with minimal text, until you brush up on your English language until such time that your text will make sense to the English speaking surfers who visit our sites.

Best of luck :)

[HarryM]

It sometimes is like trying to make sense of text that is here: http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2005/s1474686.htm (written by Ronnie Barker).

I know that guy is an old comedy legend but reading that just reminds me of David Brent :D

[Jim]

Talleyrand
Seriously, a good start for you is to not start every post with "Dear xxxx" and ending it with

"Best regards,

TALLEYRAND"

[rscott]

Still not convinced, the avitar the post in general if you look at the history of the "other" guy, I'm thinkng its a dup, I see enough of it on the travel boards i frequent

[Talleyrand]

Jim

Seriously: I do not understand why the people here is angry with me for to write: "Dear xxx" and " Best regards" (or Yours sincerely). I thinked that was good.
May be, someone will give an answer.

Bye

TALLEYRAND


Talleyrand
Seriously, a good start for you is to not start every post with "Dear xxxx" and ending it with

"Best regards,

TALLEYRAND"

[Jim]

Jim

Seriously: I do not understand why the people here is angry with me for to write: "Dear xxx" and " Best regards" (or Yours sincerely). I thinked that was good.
May be, someone will give an answer.

Bye

TALLEYRAND
The reason is simple. You are not writting a letter or email to someone on the board. You are trying to talk to them.

[Jim]

When you talk to someone in person do you talk like that?

[Talleyrand]

HOLA!

Jim, must I try to write here like in a chat (not email)?
T.I.A.

Talleyrand


The reason is simple. You are not writting a letter or email to someone on the board. You are trying to talk to them.

[Surfn]

HOLA!

Jim, must I try to write here like in a chat (not email)?
T.I.A.

Talleyrand
That looks/reads much better to me. :D

[Yahook]

I was always thinking that the main reason of language is to communicate with people. If people can even hardly understand what you want to say - it's already better than nothing. Kind people are always tolerant to foreigners, even if their language skills are not so good. Each language contains special phrases that you can't find in any dictionary or study at local university. The only way to study it - to communicate with people as more as possible.

[Talleyrand]

Hi, Surfn. Sometime few good words (like the little post of Jim) are better than a lot of bad words.
Bye,

Talleyrand


That looks/reads much better to me. :D

[fetish1]

Kind people are always tolerant to foreigners, even if their language skills are not so good. Each language contains special phrases that you can't find in any dictionary or study at local university.

LMAO Um perhaps it's time to travel some and test out your theory. If you have never been an English speaking person in France trying to speak their language you don't know what rude is!
(no offense to French people, I don't wanna get the rep of playing the racist card and starting another war!)

[RawAlex]

This thread has some dissolute pidor issues and needs less sex actions.

Alex

[eman]

"Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts."
http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/charles_m._de_talleyrand/

[Yoda]

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/charles_m._de_talleyrand/

"I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep."

:D

[HarryM]

LMAO Um perhaps it's time to travel some and test out your theory. If you have never been an English speaking person in France trying to speak their language you don't know what rude is!
(no offense to French people, I don't wanna get the rep of playing the racist card and starting another war!)

I once said merci (thankyou) to a waiter in France, he snapped back at me with "DONT SPEAK FRENCH!"
I wasn't offended, it was pretty funny.

[Jim]

I once said merci (thankyou) to a waiter in France, he snapped back at me with "DONT SPEAK FRENCH!"
I wasn't offended, it was pretty funny.
I was fortunate enough to go to a restaurant in Canada with Canadians and the waiter kept telling Stupid American jokes. I was offended. I ended up calling this waiter in an upscale restaurant a stupid cocksucker.

[Jim]

Nope...back then my name that I called people was a cocksmoker. Is there any wonder why I have problems with Canada? :)

[RawAlex]

Yeah, we don't allow smoking indoors anymore as a result.

Alex

[ponygirl]

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/charles_m._de_talleyrand/

"I find that nonsense, at times, is singularly refreshing"

ok, that's it...I call phoney :D

Ponygirl

[Surfn]

"I find that nonsense, at times, is singularly refreshing"

ok, that's it...I call phoney :D

Ponygirl
I find your Canadianese difficult at times...or is that Canadian geese...;)

[ponygirl]

I find your Canadianese difficult at times...or is that Canadian geese...;)

listen, you guys may think we're all mild mannered and bland, what with the snow all the time and having to live in igloos and all...but we're really so wired up on the Timmy Ho's that we're all just ready to |shocking| so I'd watch your butt if I were you, eh? :D


Ponygirl

[RawAlex]

You certainly gotta be Canadian to know what Timmy Ho's are!

Alex

[Chop Smith]

You certainly gotta be Canadian to know what Timmy Ho's are!

Alex

Do all of your cops hang out there? Timmy Ho's are donuts shoppes?

[ponygirl]

Do all of your cops hang out there? Timmy Ho's are donuts shoppes?

if that were the case, I'd live in the safest neighbourhood around - there are NINE of them within 5 minutes of my house :D

Tim Hortons is THE donut shop - even crispy creme bombed here lol.

Ponygirl

[RawAlex]

We have 2 more under construction within a mile or so of my place... it is a total Horny Tim's take over.

Even Dunkin Donuts has run away.

Alex

[ponygirl]

We have 2 more under construction within a mile or so of my place... it is a total Horny Tim's take over.

Even Dunkin Donuts has run away.

Alex

last time I visited Montreal was 2 yrs ago and I almost went into total withdrawl....good to hear you're catching up ;)

boy this thread sure took off down the highway, didn't it lol :D

Ponygirl

[RawAlex]

Yes, we are stupid pidors for taking this thread away from it's original intention actions.

We now have more Timmy's than we have hot dog places, I think. Really quite remarkable.

Alex

[Surfn]

listen, you guys may think we're all mild mannered and bland, what with the snow all the time and having to live in igloos and all...but we're really so wired up on the Timmy Ho's that we're all just ready to |shocking| so I'd watch your butt if I were you, eh? :D


PonygirlI'd like a double double with a box of Timkins to go :D

[swedguy]

EXPENSIVE SIRS:

4 exactly I want to thank each for amusing threads. This board must make threads of the tool of upper part. You will marry Christmas, also, happy New Year.

[gobgook2]

That was my favorite part of Canada. Timmy's on every corner. The McDonald's up there are like mini-ghost towns. I try to get up there often enough to bring back some coffee and keep my TH mojo goin' LOL

Jim - I too encountered some of that Anti-American humour (note spelling) whilst visiting friends in Simcoe Ontario. I will forever be known there as the "Stupid Yankee" haha I took it as a compliment... which probably just solidified the nickname further...

[Yahook]

I once said merci (thankyou) to a waiter in France, he snapped back at me with "DONT SPEAK FRENCH!"
I wasn't offended, it was pretty funny.

I would say this is an exclusion. Usually the French don't speak english.

[fetish1]

I would say this is an exclusion. Usually the French don't speak english.

Um perhaps you and Tally need to travel together! Children in France are being taught a second language before they are in high school and many if not most of them choose English.

[Yahook]

Um perhaps you and Tally need to travel together! Children in France are being taught a second language before they are in high school and many if not most of them choose English.

Actually we are talking about different things. Lots of them know english but they don't want to use it. Even if your french is not too good - the most part of them will be tolerant with you.

They take care of their traditions too much. But only few of them (those who have very low intelligence) are big racists.

[stuveltje]

I would say this is an exclusion. Usually the French don't speak english.
I have to agree with yahook on this, the frenche are realy refusing to speak an other language then in their own language, even they know how to speak english.:) a big part of france is that way.

[Greenguy]

Fucking Racist French Cock Smokers!

[stuveltje]

Fucking Racist French Cock Smokers!haahahahahhahaha ahumm and i have to agree on that one too:D

[Useless]

I'm just amused my the fact that so many people don't understand that "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.

Tallyrand - shut the fuck up.

Yahook - go the fuck away.

Me Tarzan. You Cocksucker.

[Talleyrand]

Hi chabon.

I'm just amused my the fact that so many people don't understand that "chabon dejate de jorobar" is a term of endearment.

Useless cocksucker: dejate de jorobar
Other cocksucker: dejense de jorobar tambien.

Now, go to the dictionary and tell me if is it easy to translate literally what I told you above. You will watch that there is not bad words in it.
To understand a coloquial language is not so easy chabon.

Hasta la vista chabon.

Talleryrand


I'm just amused my the fact that so many people don't understand that "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.

Tallyrand - shut the fuck up.

Yahook - go the fuck away.

Me Tarzan. You Cocksucker.

[Useless]

Dingleberry, I wouldn't waste my time attempting to translate anything written in a foreign tongue. You just aren't worth the aggravation. It takes a lot to insult me, btw.

[kenny]

I have to agree with yahook on this, the frenche are realy refusing to speak an other language then in their own language, even they know how to speak english.:) a big part of france is that way.


Many of them won't speak to you in english even if you don't french and they do know english.

They don't like americans. You have to say you're from Canada |angry|

[Talleyrand]

Hi!

1. I do not want to insult you, or other.
2. I do not know what is Dingleberry, and I do not understand your second sentence.
3. I only want that you and other here will understand that it is not the same to understand the formal english that to understand the coloquial english, because I think that if you and other understand the difference, may be you, and other that think like you, will be a more humility.

For the people with more curiosity that you:
Chabon = Guy
Jorobar = Displease
Chabon dejate de jorobar = Guy, do not displease to me

Hasta la vista uw.
(I want to think that you know what is this. May be you are the only person in this board that did not watched Terminator II)

Talleyrand


Dingleberry, I wouldn't waste my time attempting to translate anything written in a foreign tongue. You just aren't worth the aggravation. It takes a lot to insult me, btw.

[stuveltje]

Many of them won't speak to you in english even if you don't french and they do know english.

They don't like americans. You have to say you're from Canada |angry|frenche people only like themself, you dont have to be american for that or dutch or german, or whatever they wont talk english (well a big part of them), now we have a group of people like that here in holland, a provinche in holland called Friesland, those fuckers demand that the rest of holland see them as an serperate country with their own language , even we dutch are not accepted there, and hell the way those people talk.i dont know, all chinese for me, but they refuse to speak normal dutch, i would say build a big wall around them and fill it with shit:D

[rscott]

Copied from an Asian Message board:

"hon, what is a cocksucker?"
"In America, we call a titi a cock."
"oh."
"Remember what you do to my titi?"
"I suck on it."
"Yes, so that makes you a 'what' "?
"I am a cocksucker?"

[Greenguy]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim

[madenglish]

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

[Surfn]

How can a Green Guy be a racist?

[stuveltje]

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.if gg would be a racist, then he would have kicked my ass too , i am dutch and i dont write good english even not after 4 years, but i do try to post better english, lol with help from others i still ask people for certain word translation i realy dont know, i ask people when i make a linksite or have to use alot of text if they will check the spelling for me, i try to make it better, only late eve after 15 hours of network i am just tired and then i dont care then me the chinese dutch english lady

[fetish1]

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.
So what non-english speaking poster (or should that be poser?) sent you to sign up and throw in your 1/2 cent?

[Talleyrand]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim


HI.

First, I am a man of 45 years old.

Second:
Some minutes ago I post a message in another section of this board and you understand it very well and replied to me without trouble.

I am not the only person here that had not born in USA, and I am not the only person here whose english is not good.

Did you want that I will tell to everyone here: "You have reason. You are very pretty and very clever. You are the best of the best."
May be in that way everyone will love me.

I think that the real problem with me is not my grasp of english.
Reading the posts in this thread that had not reply to me (Not all the posts was for me) I watched the real problem again.

Talleyrand

(When I started this reply your post was the last)

[Surfn]

I hold the title of angry racist and won't give it up with a damn fight!!!

[fetish1]

How can a Green Guy be a racist?


|haha

[MrYum]

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.
Ah, another dipshit heard from!

Nah, Greenie's not a racist...far from it, but he IS a fucktardist :D

[Halfdeck]

This board gets "good and gooder" every day. |popcorn|

[SI]

A little bit stupid funny tale, but it seems suitable to me:

-There're two things i realy hate in the world!
-What sort of things?
-Racism and blacks.

I didn't mean to insult anyone. Just story...

[Yoda]

Where is racism? Who is racist?

Youve been told just about low language skills. Try to open offline shop in French, for example, or in Greece or wherever you want without knowlage of native language. What do you think about possible turnover in this case? Why do you think that online biz is different? I don't remember exactly but it seems SpaCash is trying to promote their sites in russian.

What do you think about these hot russian texts?

Be carefull, your opinion easy can be treated as racist's :D

[Jim]

Part of Non English speaking Newbie education that wants to work in the English speaking world should be a class in English. You will not only not get listed because of poor English skills but if you do get listed, you will not make a sale.

[Yoda]

Part of Non English speaking Newbie education that wants to work in the English speaking world should be a class in English. You will not only not get listed because of poor English skills but if you do get listed, you will not make a sale.

I just think of how did Japaneese cut off a huge part of american's auto market not so long time ago? :D

Sure, you can hire english-speaking copywriter but it sould be mother tongue man, not these lame asses who think that the bulshit they are trying to sell is proper English.

[Useless]

Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all. I don't care how well or poorly spoken you are on the board. (I enjoy the entertainment value of it all.) I don't judge board members based on their English skills. I judge them on their attitude. English is the single most difficult language to learn. Frankly, I'm amazed at how well so many people from non-English speaking nations speak this language. But I realize that people who have never endeavored to learn another language won't respect it the same way I do.

[southernbelle]

greenguy, u are so awesome. Thanks for all the things u have given me to look at:)

[ponygirl]

greenguy, u are so awesome. Thanks for all the things u have given me to look at:)

just wait...at 500 posts they send you their nudie pics ;)

[stuveltje]

Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all. I don't care how well or poorly spoken you are on the board. (I enjoy the entertainment value of it all.) I don't judge board members based on their English skills. I judge them on their attitude. English is the single most difficult language to learn. Frankly, I'm amazed at how well so many people from non-English speaking nations speak this language. But I realize that people who have never endeavored to learn another language won't respect it the same way I do.UW thats a very honest post, and yes i have to agree with you, the way how i write english still can and will confuse alot of people, only the ones who know me for some years already, know what i say ( not always) , yes its important to tell in a clear way what you mean, i have to agree, when i readed some of tallys and yahooks post i was even confused and i am used to write and read chinese english, i also know what others have bin thru with my bad writing, if you wanna do bizz you have to try to learn the language you deal with, with or without other peoples help. Good sites have good english text which makes you sell the sponsor, well thats all i can say now................and further i dont care i will have an holiday within 2 days|bananna|

[Preacher]

Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all...
You know, I alter the descriptions to make them understandable. If the sales text is a bunch of babble, fuck it, I don't care as long as it isn't blind. They don't want to make a sale, who am I to care.

What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...

just wait...at 500 posts they send you their nudie pics
Then I will never exceed 499 posts! :D

[stuveltje]

You know, I alter the descriptions to make them understandable. If the sales text is a bunch of babble, fuck it, I don't care as long as it isn't blind. They don't want to make a sale, who am I to care.

What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...


Then I will never exceed 499 posts! :Dmmm didnt i see alot on this board and on other boards: your linksite , your rules....who cares what rules a linksite has? read the rules, dont like them dont submit! easy choise, some will submit to yahooks linksite others dont, their choise, i wont have sleepless nights because of that, not my thing, not my site, i dont have to submit there, so who fucking cares. i need to work now

[Useless]

What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...That man is a special case. He's so fucked up, it's obvious in every language.

[MrYum]

My biggest issue with the non english speaking webmasters is when the text is so bad, it makes their links blind...which happens a LOT.

Beyond that, I really could care less where a webmaster lives. Hell, some of my best friends in the biz are from other countries. They do speak understandable english, but sheesh...those accents :D

I DO have a major problem when cocksuckers come to these forums and refuse to listen to why they were rejected. Or, worse yet...try to get ll owners to change well established rules to fit their needs.

I won't even get started on that dipshit Yafool and his escapades |crazy|

[Halfdeck]

/sarcasm on

The biggest issue is the remote possibility of losing traffic to a gang of English-butchering, multi-submitting, lol*ta-promoting, dog-eating foreign scums working together 24/7 in a little room somewhere in the Ukraine mass-producing link lists.

/sarcasm off

[madenglish]

I repeat my question.
Is Greenguy a racist?

[fetish1]

I repeat my question.
Is Greenguy a racist?

I take that to mean you have no clue about the English language as it's been answered CLEARLY.
|banghead| |banghead| |banghead|

[Talleyrand]

Accord to my Longman Active Study Dictionary of English:

Racism:
political and social practices based on the belief that one race is the best.

Racist:
a person who believes that his/her own race is the best.

Xenophobia:
unreasonable fear and dislike of foreigners or strangers.


Talleyrand

[madenglish]

Anyone know any fart jokes?

[Surfn]

I repeat my question.
Is Greenguy a racist?Ignoring the fact that you have little intelligence and no idea what makes GreenGuy tick. It's fairly obviously that your half witted remarks are the only racist one's being made here.

[MrYum]

Anyone know any fart jokes?
Yup!

|pokefun| Madenglish

Smells pretty bad from here :D

Greenie is not a racist nor a xenophobe...he's most likely just sick and tired of dipshits coming to these forums and stirring shit...as are many of us.

[ponygirl]

Yup!

|pokefun| Madenglish

Smells pretty bad from here :D

Greenie is not a racist nor a xenophobe...he's most likely just sick and tired of dipshits coming to these forums and stirring shit...as are many of us.

LOL...it is getting kinda tiresome, isn't it. I think people are forgetting IT'S HIS BOARD! It doesn't make him a racist to prefer that people here speak proper english.

By the way, Talleyrand I've noticed in your recent posts your english is becoming much better - you must be a quick study ;)

Ponygirl

[Lemmy]

At least get your terminology right if you're going to accuse people of something.

Racism:
1.The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2.Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

The insinuation here is that GG is a racist because it is assumed that he doesn't like Russians. Since when does being Russian, or French, or any other nationality have anything to do with race? Even if he hated all Russians passionately (and I have no reason to believe he does) he still wouldn't be a racist. A nationalist bigot maybe, or a xenophobe, but not a racist.

I think the problem is that he (as many other board members) is getting fed up with a few individuals (who happen to be Russian, or French, or whatever) who demand special treatment, won't take no for an answer and just don't know when to shut up.

[Surfn]

I agree ponygirl, Talleyrand is showing he is trying and improving :)

[Chop Smith]

By the way, Talleyrand I've noticed in your recent posts your english is becoming much better - you must be a quick study ;)l

Yeah! We might let him stay if he changes his name to Tallywhacker.

[madenglish]

I agree ponygirl, Talleyrand is showing he is trying and improving :)
A bit of a plonka

[ponygirl]

A bit of a plonka
do you mean
plonker [euphemism for penis] noun :
idiot, fool, wally

and if so, to whom are you referring?

Ponygirl

[ponygirl]

oh by the way, I've figured out what their plan is...

they get all these plonkers to come and post here so it will take up all of our time- we don't get any work done, and they get to fill our space on the net with all their crappy crap (my son's word lol)

DON'T LET THEM WIN!! :D

Ponygirl

[madenglish]

Hello Ponygirl,
To put you in the picture,
plonker is a word we English use to describe a foolish person.
And I was refering to sig whore Surfin.

[ponygirl]

Hello Ponygirl,
To put you in the picture,
plonker is a word we English use to describe a foolish person.
And I was refering to sig whore Surfin.
|haha

[Surfn]

oh by the way, I've figured out what their plan is...

they get all these plonkers to come and post here so it will take up all of our time- we don't get any work done, and they get to fill our space on the net with all their crappy crap (my son's word lol)

DON'T LET THEM WIN!! :D

Ponygirl
They can create as many nicks as they like and I still know who they are :D

[Greenguy]

I'm not a racist, I'm more of a bad-english-black-listing-ist :D

My site, my rules, yada yada yada.....

[Talleyrand]

LOL...it is getting kinda tiresome, isn't it. I think people are forgetting IT'S HIS BOARD! It doesn't make him a racist to prefer that people here speak proper english.

By the way, Talleyrand I've noticed in your recent posts your english is becoming much better - you must be a quick study ;)

Ponygirl

Thank you Ponygirl.
Your nick is nice and you are sweet.
(I hope that you are a girl :-)

Talleyrand

[Talleyrand]

Yeah! We might let him stay if he changes his name to Tallywhacker.

Hi Chop.

I chose this nick because (Charles Maurice de) Talleyrand (1754-1838) was one of the most great diplomat of Europe. His biography is very interesting. My avatar is a picture of Talleyrand.

HOWEVER, I want to know what is a Tallywhacker.
Somebody can help me about it? TYA

Talleyrand

[madenglish]

I'm not a racist, I'm more of a bad-english-black-listing-ist :D

My site, my rules, yada yada yada.....


Hi GG
I think you should go back over your posts and see who is anti Russian.
Your satatement:
You do not like RUSSIAN walpaper,
In Intellible language.
Anything else?

[plateman]

Well the answer to that is simple - picture your avatar which is tallyrand jacking his cock off, if you dont know or understand that, how are you gonna sell porn... as that's a common thing amoung porn surfers...|thumb

[Chop Smith]

HOWEVER, I want to know what is a Tallywhacker.
Somebody can help me about it?

I was just joking about you name. Tallywhacker is colloquialism for a penis.

tallywhacker is a freelance pastor in the church of our lady of the poisoned chalice
tallywhacker is nothing more than a heavy
tallywhacker is nothing you'd want to show off to the neighbors
tallywhacker is an awfully funny phrase
tallywhacker is a cruel mistress
tallywhacker is a rock hard storm trooper with a purple helmet
tallywhacker is a rock hard storm trooper with a purple helmet made for crushin pink cookies
tallywhacker is off the charts
tallywhacker is 100% pure man meat but it only likes the ladies see and doesn't like other cocks you see he likes the stinky love hole so please guys don't
tallywhacker is so friggin' tiny
tallywhacker is bigger

[plateman]

Hi GG
I think you should go back over your posts and see who is anti Russian.
Your satatement:
You do not like RUSSIAN walpaper,
In Intellible language.
Anything else?
ok yafool just because someone doesnt like russian wall paper doesnt mean they are anti-russian or racist

|bullshit|

[MadMax]

Yet another thread makes it to "surreal"

[Talleyrand]

Had finished the cool war or had only changed it face?


Talleyrand

[Halfdeck]

Dear Sir/Madam,

A few fixes to speed up the improvement of your English skillz ... assuming you're not mangling your posts on purpose:

Hi Chop.

I chose this nick because (Charles Maurice de) Talleyrand (1754-1838) was one of the most great diplomat of Europe. His biography is very interesting. My avatar is a picture of Talleyrand.

HOWEVER, I want to know what is a Tallywhacker.
Somebody can help me about it? TYA

Talleyrand

- Talleyrand was one of the most great diplomat of Europe -> Tallyrand was one of the greatest diplomats in European history
- HOWEVER, I want to know what is a Tallywhacker -> However, I'd like to know ... What the fuck is a Tallywhacker?
- Somebody can help me about it? -> Would someone care to enlighten me?
- TYA -> Thank you in advance you mighty webmasters rulers of the pornslinging universe.

[MrYum]

A bit of a plonka
What...is there a stagnant pool of dumbass somewhere in the forums and these fuckers are breeding like mosquitoes???

Aw fuck it...I was going to explain AGAIN that no one here is being racist, but it obviously does no good. These guys hear what they WANT to hear |loony|

[Talleyrand]

Dear Sir/Madam,
A few fixes to speed up the improvement of your English skillz ...


Thanks Halfdeck, I will try.

Please, would you remember that I am a MAN of 45 years old? TYA


Talleyrand

[Greenguy]

Hi GG
I think you should go back over your posts and see who is anti Russian.
Your satatement:
You do not like RUSSIAN walpaper,
In Intellible language.
Anything else?
It's not just Russian wallpaper that I hate (even though I don't think that qualifies me as a racist) I hate most wallpaper. Fuck - I hate the wallpaper in my bedroom. I guess I'm a racist against myself :D

And you are 100% correct that I don't understand Intellible Language (http://www.intellible.com/) as I've always said, I'm not a tech guy |thumb

[Useless]

I guess I'm a racist against myself :DIt's not a problem until your wife complains about you burning crosses on your front lawn.

[Surfn]

It's not a problem until your wife complains about you burning crosses on your front lawn.
Those are difficult to stomp out in bare feet.|badidea|

[Yahook]

ok yafool just because someone doesnt like russian wall paper doesnt mean they are anti-russian or racist

Plateman, I have only one account on this board ;)

[Surfn]

Talleyrand if you are serious about leaning this business as an honest webmaster then http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=27135 is the place to learn site building, submitting to link lists, and getting traffic from the best in this business.

It begins in 4 hours.

[Yahook]

Talleyrand if you are serious about leaning this business as an honest webmaster then http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=27135 is the place to learn site building, submitting to link lists, and getting traffic from the best in this business.

It begins in 4 hours.

My congrads Surfn, this your first good post |thumb

[Chop Smith]

My congrads Surfn, this your first good post |thumb

Surfn has 6,726 bad post and 1 good one. Way to go Surfn. |bananna| 3,274 more bad ones and you will win a prize.

[Yahook]

Surfn has 6,726 bad post and 1 good one. Way to go Surfn.

Probably he has more good ones |bananna| But this is the 1 good one I see |thumb

[Chop Smith]

Probably he has more good ones |bananna| But this is the 1 good one I see |thumb

Well Good! Say what you mean.

My cock is waiting for cocksuckers. |party

[Yahook]

I don't mean anything bad :)

My cock is waiting for cocksuskers

|haha |haha |haha

[Chop Smith]

Score one for Yahook for changing his signature :D

[Yahook]

Score one for Yahook for changing his signature

Thank You my best friend |santa| It's a temporary measure |bananna|

Score one for you too for not using word "cocksucker" in your message |thumb

[Yoda]

It's a temporary measure |bananna|

Hope 2 books and 1 CD of English Lessons you have bought will help you :D