Consult for GreenGuy

[Talleyrand]

DEAR GREENGUY:

Please, would you tell my errors in my site:
http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/index.html
It was not linked.
Thank you in advance.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

[ynuahayt]

I would think it is because of blind links - you have an awful lot of banners that looks like thumbs but link to sponsor - besides that I don't see anything wrong with it and would gladly list it at my site :)

[Talleyrand]

DEAR Ynuahayt:

Thank you very much!
I did not know that when the banner have the name of sponsor can be blind link.

It is a problem because it is normal that the banners looks in that way.
I would put only text but I am afraid that the surfers will not click on it.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND


I would think it is because of blind links - you have an awful lot of banners that looks like thumbs but link to sponsor - besides that I don't see anything wrong with it and would gladly list it at my site :)

[gobgook2]

I would put only text but I am afraid that the surfers will not click on it.

A little unsolicited advice... :) I hope by now everyone knows that I know jack about freesites... but... every article written continues to claim that text links are clicked FAR more often than banners... especially "traditional" sized banners. We've seen them on every site for so bloody long that our eyes have become immune to them. For example... how long did it take you (collective "you" not specifically Talleyrand) to realize that there's a 486x banner at the bottom of the board? I JUST NOW noticed it... and only because i went looking for an example LOL. I personally think button-size banners are becoming so much more common and "ignored" more and more by surfers too... .02 - I try to avoid using banners wherever possible |thumb

EDIT: A little more on-topic: Personally I'd probably put some spacing around the thumbs ( http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/ginagals/index.html ) They'd probably stand out more if you add some v/h spacing, and look less like an ad themselves but... "Damnit Jim! I'm a gallery builder not a freesite maker!" |huh

[Greenguy]

It's because your English is horrendous & I cater to English speaking surfers since that's the only language I know.

(honestly, I didn't review it, but that'd be the reason if I did)

[Talleyrand]

DEAR GREENGUY:

Thank you for your honesty.

I want to thank you for the lot of my sites that you had linked without problems about my english.
Also there was sites rejected, but I never answer about it because it is normal to receive rejects. But the site that motive this thread had my best design.

HOWEVER, I like that you know the following:

Because I know that I do not know to write english very good, the text in my sites, except the Title, is copied and pasted from the sites of sponsors.
The text in the site that you rejected without reviewed it, have only text of NastyDollar.

I will thank you if nextly you will review my sites before to reject it.
Also, I thank you if you review my not reviewed site and link it!!|cheers|

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND


It's because your English is horrendous & I cater to English speaking surfers since that's the only language I know.

(honestly, I didn't review it, but that'd be the reason if I did)

[Chop Smith]

I think that is covered under rule # 26.

[Talleyrand]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Excuse me for my unknown.
Wich is the rule #26?

Thank you in advance.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

I think that is covered under rule # 26.

[natalie]

Dear Tallywhacker
Greenguy did not say it didn't get reviewed.. he said HE didn't review it! I think if you want to twist what people say here to suit your own agenda you should piss off.
Yours sincerely,
Someone who is sick of people coming here and making this board look like GFY

[MeatPounder]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Excuse me for my unknown.
Wich is the rule #26?

Thank you in advance.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Why don't you read it next time you are at his submit page?

[Chop Smith]

Dear Talleyrand:

I quote from this page - http://www.link-o-rama.com/greenguy/therules.htm
26. If we just plain do not like the site (this happens when I'm in a bad mood)

[Talleyrand]

DEAR NATALIE:

First, I am Talleyrand not Tallywhacker.

I have not problem with GreenGuy, and I reply to it with education.

Obviously for you and other it is a bad mistake have not the english like a native languaje.

I do not understand your english.
I do not know what is "piss off".
I do not know what is GFY.

I know that you are a person without education.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND



Dear Tallywhacker
Greenguy did not say it didn't get reviewed.. he said HE didn't review it! I think if you want to twist what people say here to suit your own agenda you should piss off.
Yours sincerely,
Someone who is sick of people coming here and making this board look like GFY

[Greenguy]

...Because I know that I do not know to write english very good, the text in my sites, except the Title, is copied and pasted from the sites of sponsors.
The text in the site that you rejected without reviewed it, have only text of NastyDollar....Please show me where on the Nasty Dollars site this abortion of a text ad is located:
"We get them drenched with cum sexy girls. new girls weekly over 70 gigs of MPGS"

[Surfn]

DEAR NATALIE:

First, I am Talleyrand not Tallywhacker.

I have not problem with GreenGuy, and I reply to it with education.

Obviously for you and other it is a bad mistake have not the english like a native languaje.

I do not understand your english.
I do not know what is "piss off".
I do not know what is GFY.

I know that you are a person without education.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYWHACKERI understander her perfectly well. It's you I have problems understanding |dizzy|

[DangerDave]

Sarcasm
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm
Irony
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony
Wit
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=wit

[MrYum]

And the hits just keep on comin :D

[Talleyrand]

DEAR GREENGUY:

The text had been copied from the following big banner of NastyDollar:
http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/ginagals/cumban03.jpg

I put that big banner at the bottom of the first gallery of my site:
http://coolpornsex.com/free/gina/ginagals/index.html
And I copied the text of the banner below of it.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND



Please show me where on the Nasty Dollars site this abortion of a text ad is located:
"We get them drenched with cum sexy girls. new girls weekly over 70 gigs of MPGS"

[natalie]

Yeah I should write some of my site text in my native language:

Crikey that sheila is so bonza I would love to slap my snag on her barbie. She is hotter than an Alice dunny on chrissie day.
|boobies|

[Surfn]

Yeah I should write some of my site text in my native language:

That sheila is so bonza I would love to slap my snag on her barbie. She is hotter than an Alice dunny on chrissie day.
I'd hit...where's the link?

[Greenguy]

Talleyrand - you just proved why you should not market to English speaking surfers.

I don't know what your native language is, but maybe you should build sites using it & market to others that speak it.

[Surfn]

Talleyrand - you just proved why you should not market to English speaking surfers.

I don't know what your native language is, but maybe you should build site using it & market to others that speak it.He speak with bablefish tongue :D

[kenny]

We drench sexy girls with cum

These sexy girls get drenched by cum

70 gigs of MPGs featuring sexy girls getting drenched by cum



We get them drenched with cum sexy girls

I wrecked it going fast sports car

I didn't have enough of it so I couldn't afford it the money

I bought them for her the diamonds the wife

[Chop Smith]

DEAR NATALIE:
...I know that you are a person without education.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND

Unfounded statements on respected board members cause rants. Be very careful as you are on thin ice.

And yes you are acting like a tallywhacker.

[kenny]

Someone who is sick of people coming here and making this board look like GFY


You're top notch! A real class act! |thumb

[kenny]

Sarcasm
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm
Irony
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=irony
Wit
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=wit


DictionaryDave is what he should be called the DangerDave

[Talleyrand]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Thank you very much.
I love to read respected people with a great education.

It is a pity that I do not know what is a "tallywhacker", and I can not to find it in the dictionary.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND


Unfounded statements on respected board members cause rants. Be very careful as you are on thin ice.

And yes you are acting like a tallywhacker.

[Surfn]

DEAR CHOP SMITH:

Thank you very much.
I love to read respected people with a great education.

It is a pity that I do not know what is a "tallywhacker", and I can not to find it in the dictionary.

Yours sincerely,

TALLEYRAND
Look under penis, dick, or cock.

Then come back here and ask again |banghead|

[Linkster]

Just to do a review here's what would get it declined immediately:

1. Hidden text - example - all the <a NAME="NICE BRUNETTE WITH TIGHT PUSSY"></a> on the pages

[swedguy]

Yeah I should write some of my site text in my native language:

Crikey that sheila is so bonza I would love to slap my snag on her barbie. She is hotter than an Alice dunny on chrissie day.
|boobies|

I love you aussies! I was out drinking with some aussies here in Malmö this summer. You people can DRINK and I could barely understand half of what they were saying when they were drunk. Dunny, wonky, galah and all the other weird stuff that was coming out of their mouths ;)

[plateman]

DEAR GREENGUY AND OTHER POSTERS

Talleyrand's Freesites will go on with or without you linking to them:D