Today's Word Is "Nude" (Rant)

[MadMax]

nude
adj. nud·er, nud·est

1. Having no clothing; naked.
2. Permitting or featuring full exposure of the body: a nude beach.
3. Law. Lacking any of various legal requisites, such as evidence.


n.

1. An unclothed human figure, especially an artistic representation.
2. The condition of being unclothed.


"nude" is "not a stitch of clothing"

a model in pantyhose is not nude
a model in stockings is not nude
a model wearing a g-string is not nude
a model in one of those belly shirts with the paysite name on it is not nude

I am sick to death of editing the word "nude" out of descriptions because the model is not nude. This seems like such a simple guideline: "If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE"

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I've got to stop doing big batches of reviews at once. It's raising my blood pressure.

[cd34]

Can you edit the freesite I just submitted?

Nude dissolute women engaged in sex actions

Thanks.

[Surfn]

"If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE"

I agree 100% |thumb

[Jel]

Reminds me of a 'newspaper' here in the UK, The Sport (and it's slightly racier sister Sunday Sport) where sensationalist headlines proclaim QUEEN NUDE PIC SHOCK or some such similar, where the women have plenty of clothes on but a nipple flash etc.

It should be:

(Insert name here) ABSOLUTELY NUDE underneath her clothes

[Yahook]

MadMax, I've found good link about it:

http://www.up-n-runnin.com/blackmodels2/modelingterms.htm

[Useless]

Yahook, shut the fuck up. No one is talking to you. Go away.

MadMax, what if she is thinking nude thoughts? :D You could always edit nude into lude or crude.

[msanchez]

as long as you dont get sick of the word "sweet" Im still good ;)

[MadMax]

MadMax, what if she is thinking nude thoughts?


Well, now you went and fucking did it. Here I was, content with one rant. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DESCRIPTIONS LIKE "blonde posing and dreaming about cock" when there's not a single cock in the pics. The description should be a description of the actual content, no some half-assed attempt to make a solo girl set fit Her First Big Cock or something by cheesing up the description.

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker? :D

[MadMax]

Can you edit the freesite I just submitted?

Nude dissolute women engaged in sex actions

Thanks.
All set Sparky :D

and as long as you're not engaged in any smoking actions inside the Ft. Lauderdale airport you'll be fine ;)

[Useless]

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF DESCRIPTIONS LIKE "blonde posing and dreaming about cock" when there's not a single cock in the pics. The description should be a description of the actual content, no some half-assed attempt to make a solo girl set fit Her First Big Cock or something by cheesing up the description....and Bingo was it's namo. That's my policy as well. I've come to assume that a great many submitters are just so bad with words, that they simply don't know how to describe what they are seeing.

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker? :DWho, me? :D

[MrYum]

You just like to poke me with a fucking stick and watch me go sometimes, don't you Cocksucker? :D
Careful there Max...that's not a stick he's poking ya with :D

[Yahook]

I've used Google:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-01,GGLD:en&oi=defmore&defl=en&q=define:Nude

Unless otherwise defined, the term nude generally implies full nudity as described above.

partially or completely undressed with the nipples and/or pubic area visible in the photograph. we do not expect, nor ask, that the model's genitals be exposed in our photographs.

So in my opinion description "Nude women posing" mean that women must be completely undressed. The description "Nude women posing in pantyhose" will be also correct.

[MadMax]

So in my opinion description "Nude women posing" mean that women must be completely undressed. The description "Nude women posing in pantyhose" will be also correct.


How lovely for you. I repeat that my stance is "Nude women posing in pantyhose" is like saying "straight guy sucking cock". It just doesn't make any fucking sense. If he's sucking cock, he can't be straight. If she's wearing pantyhose, SHE'S NOT FUCKING NUDE. :)

[kenny]

Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?!

How about if I change it to:

"A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing"

|confused|

[Yahook]

MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.

[kenny]

MadMax, I've just posted my unassuming opinion. I've used Google descriptions. I agreed with you that the word "nude" mean no clothes for me. But I personally think that "nude women in pantyhose" mean that there are no any clothes on women instead of pantyhose.


Actually as insane as that sounds I think that you have a point.

A woman can be nude in pantyhose or nude wearing high heels - or atleast in some degree I think..

[CalModels]

3. You need to be willing to model in lingerie. Lingerie, by definition, is usually sheer and transparent. And the photoshoots will require the models to pose topless (breasts and nipples exposed thank you very much). Models will always be in bottoms, as we dont do full nudity. Please do not flame me by saying topless is nudity, short answer you will get from me is, "nope, nudity is defined as being in a state of complete nakedness". Being in bottoms and no top is topless. Thats why its called topless. Not topless nude.

Ive been down this road... its not just WM's... models always ask for more money because they are doing "nudity"...

http://www.calgarymodels.com/do-you-want-to-be-a-model.html

Incidentally, another one of my pet peeves has forced me to make this policy no 1...

1. You need to be FEMALE. I cant stress this enough. Nothing wrong with guys wanting to model lingerie, its just something I dont take pictures of.

[kenny]

For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude?

[kenny]

Not to go off topic - but somebody here must really like the Simpsons

The words under my name keep changing in 10 post intervals to quotes taken from the Simpsons.

Not that it's by any means important or related to this thread - I just felt a overwhelming urge to express my observation |jackinthe

[CalModels]

For the sake of argument - if you are wearing nothing but a hat and a pair of socks are you nude?

"Girl/Guy/Granny/Tranny posing in hat and socks" :)

[Simon]

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

|jester|

[kenny]

"Girl/Guy/Granny/Tranny posing in hat and socks" :)

ok.. ok..

What if you had to select a category for our imaginary "Tranny posing in hat and socks" site.

We have two category options for this particular imaginary link list

A) Nude
B) Nonnude

HA - now what are you going to pick! :D

[kenny]

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

|jester|


and on top of that you select "Lesbian Movies" for the category. ;)

[Surfn]

"nude straight guy wearing baseball cap and sucking cock"

|jester|
Wazza would hit that :D

[CalModels]

We have two category options for this particular imaginary link list

A) Nude
B) Nonnude

HA - now what are you going to pick! :D

Kinda pointless having a non-nude tranny IMO |santa|

there are medicinal and non-medicinal hookers tho...

[Useless]

Actually as insane as that sounds I think that you have a point.

A woman can be nude in pantyhose or nude wearing high heels - or atleast in some degree I think..If that dumb shit has a point, then I'm nude except for my pants and shirt. Understand?

I'd do along with nude in high heels as shoes aren't covering her sexy bits, but pantyhose are.

YAHOOK - FUCK OFF!

[Useless]

Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?!

How about if I change it to:

"A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing"

|confused|I'm going to assume that you aren't serious about that. There's no way you can be both naked and "wearing" a bikini.

[Agent]

"lesbian mature tranny babe takes big cock in her tight teen pussy"

Also, someday I'd like to see submit forms contain some sort of light-weight grammar checker too. Blot out the Submit button until submitter types something that half makes sense. It could be written in lots of javascript =)

[RawAlex]

"dissolute pidor woman lesbian mom tranny babe takes big cock in her tight teen pussy actions"

Alex

[DangerDave]

Name = Alex - must be a russian!
|escape|

[kenny]

I'm going to assume that you aren't serious about that. There's no way you can be both naked and "wearing" a bikini.


No bro, I'm serious as a fucking heart attack.|shocking|

[kenny]

If that dumb shit has a point, then I'm nude except for my pants and shirt. Understand?

I'd do along with nude in high heels as shoes aren't covering her sexy bits, but pantyhose are.

YAHOOK - FUCK OFF!

Technically - yes you can use the word nude as a broader definition rather then just "absolutely no clothes at all"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude

Do I use the word in that sense? - no

Do must people? - no

Does it mean its wrong to use the word in that sense? - no

Should it be used in that sense in our industry - probably not majority rules

This thread is funny though |bananna|

[RawAlex]

Nudity or nakedness is the state of wearing no clothing.

Right from your link Sleeper. They go off and attempt in a backwards sort of a way to suggest that it MIGHT mean "less clothes than expected" but when someone tells me they are a nudist, I expect them to have on nothing but maybe a hat, maybe shoes, and a smile.

Well dressed nudes truly woudl be dissolute.

Alex

[Useless]

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ means."
- William Jefferson Clinton

Never would I have imagined that one day I would find myself debating the word "nude" and also would have never have guessed that there would be more than one person who might attempt to include the wearing of undergarments and/or swimwear within the defintion. Go figure. |banghead| Welcome to Rocket Science 101.

Mommy, tuck me in. My head hurts.

[MadMax]

No shit UW, I started this as a rant on what I thought was an obvious point.

"If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE."

This is like debating the color of the sky.

[kenny]

Or prehaps its like saying 0.9999 repeating doesn't equal 1

You can wear only socks and a hat and be considered nude.

Saying that I agree with and use the tradional definition that we use.

If you don't want to acknowledge that it can be defined in this broader aspect - fine I really don't give a fuck.

[MrYum]

This is like debating the color of the sky.
It's a pretty blue...unless there are clouds...then it's blue above the clouds :D

[kenny]

Does somebody have a problem with my "Two nude cheerleaders posing in bikinis except one is taking the picture" site submission?!

How about if I change it to:

"A cheerleader taking pictures of this cheerleader posing completely nude except for the bikini that she is wearing"

|confused|


This was indeed a joke. I felt this should be taken as a obvious joke.

I'm not so certain its so obvious to some people now.

[glowlite]

This seems to be a rather opinionated group and a great cross section of Adult Webmasters. My nick is Glowlite and am new to this board. I've been veiwing (sorry, turn the e and i around) it for 3+ months and registered here a few weeks ago.

Since ya'll are soooo fired-up, and only if you have time, we'd like comments on style, lay-out, navigation, colors, load times, etc for www.grrl-toys.com

The site is a couple weeks old and our 1st adult venture. Your experienced input is much needed.

Anyway, we/I would appreciate your comments.

My contribution to the thread: It depends on whether you are using "nude" as an adjective or noun. That being said, everyone's comment/opinion so far has been correct depending on context.

'nuff said for now ...............

[kenny]

According to the chinese philosopher Lao Tzu and the ancient manuscripts from late 6th century BC - I'm completely right and everyone else is wrong.

Nude is a mythological sense which involves several degrees of self-realization and surrealism

Its a enigma wrapped in a mystery.

[glowlite]

Very profound Sleeper ...........

Excuse me, I have to go, my water buffalo is waiting and I'm about to set off into the desert.

[kenny]

Very profound Sleeper ...........

Excuse me, I have to go, my water buffalo is waiting and I'm about to set off into the desert.


May the Gods be with you

[Chop Smith]

Madmax.

I tok yore advice and change my dscript to "mutha yo need to see em 20 snap shots of this bitch with not a stitch of clothes on"

I auto go to look for more naked women, but ahm tared.

[Yoda]

Guys, we've discussed this problem among the monsters of Dagobah and here is our point of view:

If Jedi can see main sex organs of the object it means that the object is Nude.

If Jedi can see not only main sex organs but Libido too, it means that the object is Naked.

Sample:

When you see just burger on the table, you see Nude Lunch.
Whe you see killed tortured chickens on the table, you see Naked Lunch.

[Simon]

No shit UW, I started this as a rant on what I thought was an obvious point. "If she's wearing clothes, then she's not fucking NUDE." This is like debating the color of the sky.I know what you mean, Max, I jumped in for a second just for a laugh, but this is starting to remind me of debating the word "Gift" as used by some folks in the BDSM lifestyles.

I've found that many people seem to follow the Humpty Dumpty rule when it come to word usage:

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,
"it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
-- Lewis Carroll, _Through the Looking Glass_, 1872

Simon

[jds]

IMHO a woman is always nude ... under her clothes ;)

More seriously I think the problem is a professionnal dysformation that makes we always put marketing shit when we write site description and after a few rewriting it's not anymore really related to the site. That's an hard practice sticking to the content, especially when the content isn't good enough (I know you're gonna tell me if the content is no good, why do you make a site with it, and I'm answering because on the shop the thumbs were lying :) ).

[Tart]

If that dumb shit has a point, then I'm nude except for my pants and shirt. Understand?


"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I - Sam the American Eagle.

I would just like to say a few words about "nudity" in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it.

Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although goodness knows that's bad enough. Animals too, even cute little doggies and pussy cats, can't be trusted. Underneath their fur - absolutely naked!

And it's not just the quadrupeds either. Birds too - yes, beneath our fine feathers, birds wear nothing! Nothing at all. Abs... oh m... could someone, hand me a robe? ... Mmmhmm."

From the muppet show |jester|

[ponygirl]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I - Sam the American Eagle.

I would just like to say a few words about "nudity" in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it.

Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although goodness knows that's bad enough. Animals too, even cute little doggies and pussy cats, can't be trusted. Underneath their fur - absolutely naked!

And it's not just the quadrupeds either. Birds too - yes, beneath our fine feathers, birds wear nothing! Nothing at all. Abs... oh m... could someone, hand me a robe? ... Mmmhmm."

From the muppet show |jester|


LOLOLOL- Tart you made me post...the voice came right back lol
the muppets rule! |thumb

nude=naked=no clothes
|dizzy|

I'm going to go vote now :D

Ponygirl

[Yoda]

Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked?


The question is what do you mean when you're talking about clothing and what we have underneath. For example, in Iraq, woman with open face is totally naked for iraq man and fully dressed for american.