Board Tracker?

[furrygirl]

I signed up for a Board Tracker free account a few days ago. I've been getting a couple dozen massive (300-500k) emails every day since, with maybe 300 results between them per day. The thing is, none of them seem to be relevant or contain my keywords in any way. My keywords are:

furrygirl.com, eroticred.com, vegporn.com, vegsexshop.com, menstruation, menstruate, vegetarian, vegan, organic

The only time in the thousand or so threads they'd emailed me (although I haven't thoroughly checked each), was someone who made a joke about vegetarians. There will be a spam for some sponsor having new anal galleries, and I'm getting emailed. I realize you get what you pay for, and I have a free account, but I'm not likely to pay for a service that sends me an email every 10th time someone starts a thread on any adult board.

So, why am I getting emailed *hundreds* of threads a day when none of my search terms are in them? Is Board Tracker just glitchy? Are their bots looking at a keyword like "furrygirl.com" and sending me an email every time someone uses the word "girl"? I'm not trying to knock the service, I just don't understand why I'm getting LOADS of threads sent to me when I have pretty unusual keywords.

[Greenguy]

That does sound strange - does the free version tell you what word set off the alert?

Example - the ones I get have this:
Keywords matching: greenguy

[furrygirl]

Nope, it just says something like "keywords matching: upgrade to premium".

[Hammer]

He's supposedly in beta, so maybe there are some gliches.

[XXXManager]

We are fixing your bug..
The cause for this is the *.com items you have in your search term..
Updates soon...

[XXXManager]

fixed. You should be getting correct emails. Let us know if there is any further problems.

[Hammer]

Hey there Ron, while we've got your attention. I realize you're in beta and Joe and Raven talked to you about getting our board listed and we've even offered to pay but cant seem to get it done. We used to be listed when we were called Webmaster Safari, but since we changed the name to Klixxx Forums, we have not been RE-listed. You've been in beta since about August, but I'm just wondering how difficult it would really be to add our board since we are one of the higher trafficked business related boards out there.

I think you've got a great service, but it's getting a little frustrating not being part of it.

[Raven]

I also remember in August at Internext talking to Ron about re-adding the board for Klixxx...and I was told it would be done....

Plus, the stats aren't back yet. :(

[Kenny B!]

Ron your always on top of things!

[GonZo]

I was able to get Ron to re add a board after software was changed but no one told him about it. Very cooperative and nice guy with a nice service.

You want me to put in a good word for you Hammer?

[Raven]

Somehow, those shades become you, Gonzo.

[XXXManager]

Klixxx readded

[Kath]

Somehow, those shades become you, Gonzo.

OMG - the pink shades are BACK!

|bananna| |headbang| :D

[Hammer]

Thanks Ron, we certainly appreciate it.

[GonZo]

Somehow, those shades become you, Gonzo.
There is a story [isnt there always?] behind that avatar.

That picture was taken in Key West during FantasyFest on the roof of The Bull.

The roof is actually a clothing optional bar and when that pic was shot there was a nekkid woman 1 foot away from me being body painted.

Raven...actually I think you guys are some of the only people in the business to meet her.

The glasses.... they have an entire different story involving Comdex, Spam, and vampire bats. I blogged about the vampire bats aspect a bit back actually.

[GonZo]

OMG - the pink shades are BACK!

|bananna| |headbang| :D

The Ram Has Touched the Wall.

[GonZo]

Thanks Ron, we certainly appreciate it.

See Hammer.... I should couch you on how to be nice and less abrasive.

|viking|

[Hammer]

See Hammer.... I should couch you on how to be nice and less abrasive.
My wife has been trying for years, what makes you think you'll have any luck?

[Raven]

There is a story [isnt there always?] behind that avatar.

That picture was taken in Key West during FantasyFest on the roof of The Bull.

The roof is actually a clothing optional bar and when that pic was shot there was a nekkid woman 1 foot away from me being body painted.

Raven...actually I think you guys are some of the only people in the business to meet her.

The glasses.... they have an entire different story involving Comdex, Spam, and vampire bats. I blogged about the vampire bats aspect a bit back actually.

I do remember. I think I have pictures somewhere on one of my hard drives...that you sent during or after that Fantasy Fest.

Dayum, you FFN, we go back a long ways!!

[Raven]

My wife has been trying for years, what makes you think you'll have any luck?

So, what you're saying is you're stubborn, too? |bananna|

[Hammer]

So, what you're saying is you're stubborn, too? |bananna|
I like to think of myself more as perversely unyielding.

[Raven]

I like to think of myself more as perversely unyielding.

You can change the words. The meaning is the same. |bow|

[furrygirl]

We are fixing your bug..
The cause for this is the *.com items you have in your search term..
Updates soon...
Whee! As of 8:31am, the two threads I've gotten actually have one of my keywords in them. (Besides this thread, of course.) Thank you, Ron! I imagine I'm not the only one who has my domain as a keyword, so hopefully that will clear things up for others users, too.

[Greenguy]

Hey Ron |waves|

2 questions:

1 - you guys ranking the adult boards again?

2 - I see you have added a lot of sub categories for adult - would it be beneficial for us to have some of our specific forums moved into them? Like out "Link ZLists & Getting Listed" forum would be perfect for the "Free Sites" sub-category.

Let me know :)

(oh yeah - fix your sig - LOL)

[Greenguy]

Strike that #2 - I see there's a Link List sub-category :)

[GonZo]

My wife has been trying for years, what makes you think you'll have any luck?

Whoa dont get all excited now. Remember Im straight hhahahaah

[GonZo]

I do remember. I think I have pictures somewhere on one of my hard drives...that you sent during or after that Fantasy Fest.

Dayum, you FFN, we go back a long ways!!
Fossils get a lot of dirt kicked on em.

We have happy ending.
Klixxx gets listed.
My favorite freaky girl on the web gets her problem fixed!

Who'd thunk it all on GG&J's too and I didnt even make one drop of piss!

[furrygirl]

My favorite freaky girl on the web gets her problem fixed!Aww!

So, where's the FFN party this year? I don't eat Krispy Kreme donuts, but I should come say hello anyhow.

[GonZo]

Aww!

So, where's the FFN party this year? I don't eat Krispy Kreme donuts, but I should come say hello anyhow.
Yes you should. Ill buy you booze instead.

You heard it here first.... Venitian....Krispy Kreme

Date not yet decided.

[furrygirl]

Yes you should. Ill buy you booze instead.

You heard it here first.... Venitian....Krispy Kreme

Date not yet decided.Booze works for me! But, if you're ever in Seattle, then we can do serious business (http://www.mightyo.com/).

[Hammer]

I'll be there for the Krispy Kremes and I'll make sure to bring a few of my gay friends to make you uncomfortable, Gonzo.

[Raven]

You and your Krispy Kremes, Gonzo....sigh....

I'll opt for the booze, too....

There's a Krispy Kreme at the Venetian? How utterly cool!

[Linkster]

I'll opt for the booze, too....


Yeah - Ive got a special bottle for you darling :D ribbed just the way you like them |linkster

[MrMaryLou]

Raven just make sure those toes nails are painted |bow|

[Raven]

What colour, darling?

[Raven]

LINKSTER --- How are you? Did we get our patent yet? For the ribbed bottle? He he!

[GonZo]

Booze works for me! But, if you're ever in Seattle, then we can do serious business (http://www.mightyo.com/).
Those actually look tasty. I have a feeling 2006 will require me to do some travelling.

Youd think Id be taking it easy and resting after selling off my half of the board but nnnnnnnnnooooooo. I just get in deeper with earlmillercash.com and remotethumbs.com .

Looks like Earl is going to have me busy all over the US with Joe and the boys.

So Seattle could figure into the scheme of things. But Ill be quite pleased to meet you and the rest of the gang in Vegas.

This time Im spending a few extra days there after the show to enjoy some sights...your welcome to join me and the crew.

I thikn this evening Im going to spend doing some updates and trying out Sweet T's new favorite drink. Its Grey Goose, Sprite Zero and a tiny tiny splash of orange juice.

[GonZo]

You and your Krispy Kremes, Gonzo....sigh....

I'll opt for the booze, too....

There's a Krispy Kreme at the Venetian? How utterly cool!
The site of the very first FFNB!

Im seriously toying with the idea of brining the surfers in on it too.

[Raven]

The site of the very first FFNB!

Im seriously toying with the idea of brining the surfers in on it too.

That will be interesting.

It would be awesome if you came out to Seattle. Come in the summer, so you don't have to deal with our nasty, rainy winters. :) We got more than enough junk food here!

[Hammer]

Hey now Gonzo. It's going to suck enough mixing with the surfers, thanks to the brilliance of the minds at AVN, let's not muck up the FFNB with them.

[juggernaut]

That will be interesting.

It would be awesome if you came out to Seattle. Come in the summer, so you don't have to deal with our nasty, rainy winters. :) We got more than enough junk food here!I've been there and it was not what I expected. Very cool place. Only two things I did not like. No booze in the strip clubs and I thought that needle was higher. That was the first time I personnaly met a girl with a nipple ring. I think I have some pics someplace lol.

[GonZo]

Hey now Gonzo. It's going to suck enough mixing with the surfers, thanks to the brilliance of the minds at AVN, let's not muck up the FFNB with them.
You guys hang out with the webmasters then. I have just confirmed I have a press pass to AEE.

[Raven]

I'm interested in seeing how programs turn this into an opportunity.

[XXXManager]

1 - you guys ranking the adult boards again?
Yes.
http://www.boardtracker.com/cgi-bin/about.pl?page=1&cat=748

2 - I see you have added a lot of sub categories for adult - would it be beneficial for us to have some of our specific forums moved into them? Like out "Link ZLists & Getting Listed" forum would be perfect for the "Free Sites" sub-category.
All boards and forums in them that you see in BT are laready categorized. Same goes for GG&J.
http://www.boardtracker.com/cgi-bin/manage/board.pl?board=125

[Odie]

BT rocks! :)

[Chop Smith]

:D So my keywords include 'chop'. Now it is the holiday season where lots of cooking is done. Thus, recipes are often exchanged. Guess what happens when a recipe calls for say 'chopped onions' is posted on a board?

[MrYum]

:D So my keywords include 'chop'. Now it is the holiday season where lots of cooking is done. Thus, recipes are often exchanged. Guess what happens when a recipe calls for say 'chopped onions' is posted on a board?
That's good to know Chop!

Think I'll have some porn chops for dinner...maybe with some chopped mushrooms. Perhaps a nice salad with chopped carrots and chopped nuts...mmm...sounds tasty!

I better stop before I get my head CHOPPED off :D

[Chop Smith]

Thanks MrYum. How about some quiche?

Cheesy Mushroom Crustless Quiche Recipe!
21:57 30-Nov-05 [Replies: 3, Views: 11] By: Unnamed
This is a really yummy recipe. Throw in whatever veges you like, it all tastes good: * 2/3 cup button mushrooms -- sliced * 2 green onion (spring onion) -- chopped * 1/2 cup grate...

[MrYum]

Thanks MrYum. How about some quiche?
Not really enough choppin in it...but sure...it sounds yummy :D

Thanks Chop |thumb