Useless Warrior is a new Moderator

[Jim]

I found out this weekend that Greenie gave him moderator status since he was running JAVES. He was going to be the quiet moderator but...screw that.

Congratulations to our new moderator, Useless Warrior. Now he actually has to behave himself...somewhat :)

[Cleo]

This should be interesting. :D

Personally I find the greatest perk being that annoying sig-be-gone icon.

[MrMaryLou]

Congrats Useless :)

[Chop Smith]

To think I knew him when he was just Useless.

Congratulations, Warrior.

[Greenguy]

His involvement in Javes had NOTHING to do with it - LOL

I got sick of him reporting posts to me & figured this would be a good way for him to just take care of the problems himself :D

Besides, he does sorta work for me too you know |couch|

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[swedguy]

Will the new name be Useless Moderator?

|couch|



Congrats ;)

[RawAlex]

I knew you had it in ya, useless... you have made it to the big times now!

:)

Alex

[Erick G]

Congrats ya cocksucker! |bananna|

[Fonz]

Congrats Useless, I'm sure our stay on GG&im will get a whole other dimension now |party2

Now we only need a moderator that's online when all you transatlantic smut peddlers are still sleeping :D

[Toby]

Well done UW, take no prisoners. :D

[Kenny B!]

Good stuff UW! Now I have to watch what I say around here:-)

[MrYum]

Awesome!

Congrats UW!

Couldn't happen to a nicer cocksucker :D

[Jel]

Congrats UW |thumb

[sue-fl]

|bananna| Congrats UW!! This should be fun.. |shocking|

[Torn Rose]

Who?

[CrazySy]

Congrats UW |bananna|

[dirtyjumbo]

Congrats Useless Warrior |pink

[Rocco]

congrats UW |party |hurricane |ggandj

[juggernaut]

My only question to you UW. Is how are you going to get yourself out of this one. See, you post that you have time on your hands and look what happens. lol.

[eman]

"Moderators are used to lower ("moderate") the energies of a portion of the neutrons emitted by fissioning uranium atoms, to increase their probability of hitting another uranium atom to cause further fissioning. Graphite and light water are frequently used as moderators."

And UW, apparently.

[eman]

Congrats btw :))

[plateman]

Congrats UW...

[SirMoby]

He was going to be the quiet moderator but...screw that.
Are we talking about the same person? The word "QUIET" can NOT be used to describe the UW that I know.

[Simon]

Congrats ya cocksucker!Couldn't happen to a nicer cocksuckerI just want to add my congrats to a cocksucker who had it coming to him! |thumb

:D

[Useless]

Cocksuckers, every last one of ya! :D

Thank you all for your kind words. Cash would have been better, but your words are nice too. ;)

Now, I'm going to need a bigger dressing room stocked with Corona, limes, M&Ms (the green ones only please), and some cheese puffs just in case Fonz drops in.

Everyone - sing with me:

I ain't happy,
I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy,
I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on

It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on...

[Boogie]

this guy is so useless. and a total warrior too. :( he's all like 'rawr'

grats dude :)

[Cleo]

I say we register a bunch of new nicks and drive him crazy

[ponygirl]

well that's cool...now he has to stick around and amuse us :D

congrats UW

Ponygirl

[Ramster]

Congrats!!! Good choice!!!

[Torn Rose]

I say we register a bunch of new nicks and drive him crazy

I call dips on 403804921 as my new username.

[Greenguy]

cunt

[swedguy]

I call dips on 403804921 as my new username.
Only if I can be "Uganda Real Estate Guru" :D

[Surfn]

Congrats UW |headbang|

[RawAlex]

I want to be "409scamartist", is that possible? :)

Alex

[kristian]

Congrats Useless! |headbang|

I'd create some fake nicks, but greenie would just get pissed :D

[MadMax]

Congrats UW :) In honor of your new status I will NOT post anything offensive for the next 2 minutes.

[ponyman]

Right on UW!

[MadMax]

Cocksucker :D

[natalie]

Congrats UW :D You will be a fantastic mod.

[Wazza]

Your avatar sucks balls - bring back the cat!

Oh and congrats

|viking|

[lassiter]

Congratulations UW! |headbang|

It's about time GG&J got someone with some subtlety and diplomacy skills to help out. ;)

[quest]

Congrats UW |thumb


Ben

[GunnCat]

Another NY mod?!

Rock on UW |thumb

[Agent]

Congrats UW. I'm looking forward to see you tear new assholes into spammers and morons. |thumb

with moderator privlidges. :D

[Tubey]

Congrats UW, now that you have made it to moderator status, can you make this whole 2257 thing go away, wipe spam off the internet, leap tall buildings in a single bound, stop speeding locomotives etc... Just wondering.... anyway congrats and your input should be a great asset to the board.

[Mr. Blue]

Congrats UW :)

[msanchez]

Cocksucker :D


Took the words right out of my mouth


congrats UW

[Useless]

Expect no changes. I've been a moderator in stealth mode for a few weeks so... well, there you have it. I liked being the 'secret' moderator. It felt naughty. ;) This is a pro bono gig, so don't expect me to get up earlier, stay up later, or know what the hell I'm talking about.

[Yell]

Congrats UW |thumb

[amber438]

Congrats, UW..

Fuck..now I will have to fucking watch what the fuck I wanna fucking say..



|mml|




|devil|

[T Pat]

Expect no changes. I've been a moderator in stealth mode for a few weeks so... well, there you have it. I liked being the 'secret' moderator. It felt naughty. ;) This is a pro bono gig, so don't expect me to get up earlier, stay up later, or know what the hell I'm talking about.
Cangates Useless |thumb
You should of held out for some cash |jackinthe

[Trev]

Expect no changes. I've been a moderator in stealth mode for a few weeks so... well, there you have it. I liked being the 'secret' moderator. It felt naughty. ;) This is a pro bono gig, so don't expect me to get up earlier, stay up later, or know what the hell I'm talking about.
Is that how you know I was right about what the moderator thought about Egypt's post? ;)

Congrats and show no mercy.

[Useless]

Is that how you know I was right about what the moderator thought about Egypt's post? ;)

Congrats and show no mercy. :D ...maybe.

[RobUK]

I see I'm a bit late to this party, but congrats anyway UW |thumb

[sue-fl]

Congrats, UW..

Fuck..now I will have to fucking watch what the fuck I wanna fucking say..



|mml|




|devil|

laughing my fucking ass off amber that was a fucking great post.. |escape|

[FanTC]

Congrats UW! |thumb

[Preacher]

I don't post much because I don't normally anything useful to say, that hasn't stopped you however. But nearly 4000 posts of uselessness is quite an impressive feat!

Congrats, and thanks for the humor you inject into the board on a near daily basis!

|thumb

[Fido]

Congrats UW! :)

[Fonz]

Expect no changes. I've been a moderator in stealth mode for a few weeks so
Somehow I knew that :D

Your post count went up a lot quicker without making more posts in the public forum :D

This being said, I made 3 trips to the US in the last year so the next one will probably go to the NY area in a month or 2-3, get those cheetos ready |bananna|

[wildgirl]

Congratulations Useless Warrior :)

[Jim]

Somehow I knew that :D

Your post count went up a lot quicker without making more posts in the public forum :D

This being said, I made 3 trips to the US in the last year so the next one will probably go to the NY area in a month or 2-3, get those cheetos ready |bananna|
No Fonz
He has made no posts in our secret moderator only forum.

[Fonz]

No Fonz
He has made no posts in our secret moderator only forum.
Damn it!!!
I hate being wrong :(

[madleinx]

Yay! :) Congratulations, UW! |pink

[2msacras]

I'd like to also Congrats UW...only because I don't want to insult your lordship by not saying congrats

[cd34]

Congrats UW! You've still got my mailing address for the check right?

[sexmoviepost.us]

congrats with your new job here.

[koolkat]

This ought to be pretty fucking entertaining! |thumb :D

[LowryBigwood]

Congrats Useless!

[Stever]

shit, I havent been on this board for a while (day job commitments), I pop in to see if there are any interesting posts and find out the board has gone completly to hell.

Appointing UW as a moderator? common! jesus man, GG&J should know better!!!!

Perhaps when i come back to the board in another 3 weeks, things will have returned to normal after UW proves his uselessness.



|waves| Congrats UW. Its actually a good choice, but why was i not at least interviewed for the job? hmm, under 200 posts, and i have not updated my adult site in 2 months, or submitted a free site or gallery in over a month. ????? who the hell is Stever?

[seven]

So ... now that you have the power what are your plans??

[stuveltje]

mmmmmmm i have the feeling tht i have to catch up alot of post of the ast 6 weeks (my holiday) Congrats UW |bananna| you belong on this board, so it was about time GG gave you an modarator job |thumb :))))))

[docholly]

GAWD!!! |angry| Away for a few days and they let just any Cocksucker moderate.. |angry| .



|bananna| Just kidding UW.. |blowkiss| you know i think YOU Rock.. |headbang| and from what your wife secretly blogs about, you roll too..

|cool|

[Nikki_Licks]

Congratulations UW |headbang|

[digifan]

Expect no changes. I've been a moderator in stealth mode for a few weeks so... well, there you have it. I liked being the 'secret' moderator. It felt naughty. ;) This is a pro bono gig, so don't expect me to get up earlier, stay up later, or know what the hell I'm talking about.

Now I know why I am still waiting for your reply to a pm I sent you a few weeks ago...

Congrats btw :)

[Useless]

Now I know why I am still waiting for your reply to a pm I sent you a few weeks ago...

Congrats btw :)Are you serious? You better PM me again, cause I don't anything... :(

I'm pretty bad about that. If I don't reply to a PM the same day, it's because I've read it, decided to reply later, then completely forgot about it. Feel free to pester me if I don't reply the same day to a PM.

[digifan]

Ok you asked for it... better beware of me pestering you :D

[chilihost]

well this should be fun! congrats UW!

cheers,
Luke

[King Porn]

A late congrats for you UW!

[ArtWilliams]

Like a bad cold UW won't go away. Congrats you cocksucker. Guess that's Mr Cocksucker now!

---art

[Useless]

Wow, this thread is still alive. I would have guessed that I would have been canned by now. :D

Thanks, you fuckers. |viking|

[Corleone]

Congrats Useless Warrior :)

[Gnus]

Congrats Useless Warrior.

Gary

[Raven]

I found out this weekend that Greenie gave him moderator status since he was running JAVES. He was going to be the quiet moderator but...screw that.

Congratulations to our new moderator, Useless Warrior. Now he actually has to behave himself...somewhat :)

Useless? Quiet? Behave? Are we talking about the same person?

Congrats, UW! You'll be fabulous!

[wildgirl]

Congrats Useless Warrior for being the new moderator, goodluck on your new position :)

[SexVideoContent]

Congrats UW!

[pornrex]

Fuck you Van Wilder...you...you pussy ass motherfucker...you dick sucker...

Oops! Sorry about that, wrong forum :)

Congrats Big Dawg - you deserve it.
|thumb

[LindaMight]

Congrats Useless!
|pink |viking| |pink

[Rowdy]

Useless Warrior, congrats on your appointment to moderator :)
(sorry for the delay)

[terry]

Congrats on being mod useless.. good luck :)

[Sinistress]

Okay so I'm a bit behind, congrats UW!!!!! :)

[ronnie]

Congratz UW!

ronnie

[wildgirl]

Congratulations Useless Warrior for being the new moderator :)