Javes has an official reviewer :)

[Jim]

Useless Warrior has agreed to be the Javes official reviewer. Thank the sweet lord himself, he said yes :)

[pornrex]

UW is a great pick for reviewer! |thumb
Now watch him start a thread about getting listed at Javes and Filthy Earl's and Whoring Wives...give that man a keyboard!

[sue-fl]

I agree UW is a great choice! This board would not be so much fun if he didn't post here. He seems like a grumpy (jk) but fine man to me.... |thumb

[Torn Rose]

who?

[Chop Smith]

Congratulation Jim and Useless Warrior, I think.

Does this mean less Useless posts?

[MrYum]

Does this mean less Useless posts?
Say it ain't so! A day without a UW post is like a day without sunshine :D

Seriously, congrats UW...and congrats on getting it up and running Jim ;)

[Smutferret]

Congrats UW!

Sounds like you're going to have your hands full...:)

Regards,
SF

[Cleo]

This thread is useless without pics…

[Chop Smith]

I just saw the button in rotation. Is there a reason it does not read - "Useless Jim & Sparky presents..."?

[Toby]

This thread is useless without pics…Be careful what you wish for... ;)

[Jel]

Congrats Jim and Useless Warrior :D

[stuveltje]

Congrats UW:)

[Jim]

Useless will do a great job. And I suspect he will be posting more when people wonder why they were not listed. Can't wait for his answers :)

[ArtWilliams]

Useless will do a great job. And I suspect he will be posting more when people wonder why they were not listed. Can't wait for his answers :)

I predict maybe one post might the the word "cocksucker" in it! ;)

---art

[Simon]

Oh man. I can see everyone scrambling to find pix of gay midgets getting properly douched now.

Congrats to both of you... and I agree Jim, it should make for some interesting threads! :)

Simon

[Cleo]

I'm going to have to submit some console hell, blind links, virus installing, over used sponsor content sites just so I can see UW's declined text.
|couch|

[Alphawolf]

That's nice and all, but I don't think you needed to lock him in your basement until he did 1000 reviews.

Come on, UW! Bang on the walls so we can find you!

[Jim]

Sparky tells me that Useless won't have a lot of work. The script will pre screen the sites pretty seriously.

[Cleo]

I'll believe that when I actually see a script that can spider a four page site plus full size images and return some useful information.

[Useless]

|waves| Greetings cocksuckers

No, I will not be posting less. I haven't let my own sites get in the way of my horrible posting habit, why would I let Jim's? :D

I'm very excited about working for Javes. It's really going to be an excellent link list right from the start and is bound to move quickly to the top of your submission list. You'll see. ;) Excluding me, there truly are some great minds behind Javes.

Thank you all for your support and loving harassment.

[MrMaryLou]

Congrats Useless :)

[greenback25]

|waves| Greetings cocksuckers

No, I will not be posting less. I haven't let my own sites get in the way of my horrible posting habit, why would I let Jim's? :D

I'm very excited about working for Javes. It's really going to be an excellent link list right from the start and is bound to move quickly to the top of your submission list. You'll see. ;) Excluding me, there truly are some great minds behind Javes.

Thank you all for your support and loving harassment.

Finally he speaks to his adoring fans...or should I say cocksuckers

[Fonz]

Almost forgot to reply to this thread...

Congrats UW |pink

[Greenguy]

Congrats UW |waves|

[CrazySy]

Congrats UW |thumb

[Useless]

BTW, everyone in this thread has already been added to the blacklist. |waves|

[MrYum]

BTW, everyone in this thread has already been added to the blacklist. |waves|
Yea...Blow Me Cock Sucker |thumb

Just HAD to do it! :D

[Useless]

Congrats, MrYum. You've passed the test. You have been removed from the blacklist. |thumb

[MrYum]

Congrats, MrYum. You've passed the test. You have been removed from the blacklist. |thumb
Yea...well... FUCK YOU |thumb

Goin for extra credit here yanno :D

[Useless]

Don't suck up too much, I think the reviewer at Javes is actually just a cron job that they've nicknamed Useless Warrior. :D

[MrYum]

Don't suck up too much, I think the reviewer at Javes is actually just a cron job that they've nicknamed Useless Warrior. :D
Now that you mention it...that does explain a lot about you :D

[Trev]

BTW, everyone in this thread has already been added to the blacklist. |waves|
Oh cool, I've never been on a black list (that I know of, anyway) so Congrats, UW. Congrats for this chance to be annoyed by even more assholes and dumb fucks :D



|couch|

[Jim]

I do look forward to Useless's posts about why someone was not listed :)

[Sinistress]

Congrats UW :)

[MorganGrayson]

Thank you all for your support and loving harassment.

*wiping away an emotional tear*
Now...that's class. That's style. |love|

(I was going to go for the "blacklist," but I can see any "cocksucker" remarks coming back to haunt me.) :D

[MrYum]

(I was going to go for the "blacklist," but I can see any "cocksucker" remarks coming back to haunt me.) :D
Pussy!

Oh, wait...just looked at your avatar! Uhhh...nevermind :D

[MorganGrayson]

Pussy!

Oh, wait...just looked at your avatar! Uhhh...nevermind :D

Well! |bananna|
I wondered how long it would take before somebody made a remark about my...cat. ;)

My cat says: |nahnah|

[amber438]

Congrats UW..
May your hatchet swing mighty and true..!!

|mml|

[Agent]

Nice, congrats.

[MrYum]

Well! |bananna|
I wondered how long it would take before somebody made a remark about my...cat. ;)

My cat says: |nahnah|
That's a mighty cute pussy you have there Morgan :D

[MorganGrayson]

That's a mighty cute pussy you have there Morgan :D

Thank you, MrYum. I'll take that in the spirit in which I'm sure it's given! |smooch|

[MrYum]

Thank you, MrYum. I'll take that in the spirit in which I'm sure it's given! |smooch|
Absolutely :)

Oh, and thanks for the smooch on the cheek...right back atcha babe |smooch|