Useless Warrior Wins The Greenguy & Jim Description Contest!

[Greenguy]

Since I had to get the submission into Klixxx early, I had to close the voting on our description contest (http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=20250) & with all the votes totaled, Useless Warrior has won the contest with this little beauty:

A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?

For his efforts, we're gonna send him a check for $100 :)

Thanks to everyone that submitted a description & also to those that voted |shake|

[Fido]

Yeah, that one was my favourite :) Congratulations UW!

Btw, remind me not to be lazy and look to the english dictionary what that word "douche" means.

Well, nevermind, it is cool and funny even without that word :D

[venturi]

Yeah, that one was my favourite :) Congratulations UW!

Btw, remind me not to be lazy and look to the english dictionary what that word "douche" means.

Well, nevermind, it is cool and funny even without that word :D
Douche v. 1) A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

(in common usage it refers to the cleansing of the punany.) |waves|

[Cleo]

Congratulations Useless. :)

[Jim]

WooHoo
Congratulations
Send me you name address etc...

[Fido]

Douche v. 1) A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

(in common usage it refers to the cleansing of the punany.) |waves|Really? So it is not as funny as I thought... Hmmm, if I would know the meaning of that word sooner I would not vote for it :D

[Fonz]

Wow!! Now that's a surprise, congrats Useless :D

Spend your $100 well |pink

[Toby]

Hey! The one I voted for won, that never happens. |bananna|

Congrats UW |pink

[Jel]

Well Done UW :D

[Ms Naughty]

Congrats UW :)

[MrMaryLou]

Congrats Useless :)

[Useless]

I'm a winner! I'm a winner! And to think, my parents have been calling me a loser all these years. :D

For those of you who are confused, the douching of the gay midget is based on one of Cleo's posts:
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showpost.php?p=158453&postcount=3

Jim, send the money to the same address we use for the crack. |cool|

Thank you all for recognizing my talent/plea for help. |clown|

[ponygirl]

congrats! |headbang|

does this mean you're now the official spokesman for GG&J?? |couch|

Ponygirl

[ronnie]

Congratz UW! Well done desc..:)

ronnie

[2msacras]

Congrats Useless Warrior....I liked all of your descriptions.

[CrazySy]

Congrats UW |headbang|

[Cleo]

For those of you who are confused, the douching of the gay midget is based on one of Cleo's posts:
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showpost.php?p=158453&postcount=3
From what I understand, I was not there for the actual douching, he was taken out back and a garden hose was used since he wasn't tall enough for the one that Angel keeps in the shower.

Personally I'm a big fan of vaginal sex myself but to each their own.

[MadMax]

Well done UW, you dirty prick :D

[ArtWilliams]

|bow|

[docholly]

|cool| whohooo.. way to go UW |bananna|

[cd34]

I hear next Tuesday they are erecting a statue in Useless Warriors honor. Well, its a short statue, and there is an erection. Contact Cleo for more details.

Congrats Useless Warrior!

[Raven]

Since I had to get the submission into Klixxx early, I had to close the voting on our description contest (http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=20250) & with all the votes totaled, Useless Warrior has won the contest with this little beauty:

A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?

For his efforts, we're gonna send him a check for $100 :)

Thanks to everyone that submitted a description & also to those that voted |shake|

Most excellent, UW....your words have made GG & J stand out!

[Torn Rose]

who?

[pornrex]

Congrats Useless! |thumb

[Cleo]

For part of the prize we should take him out back and give him a good douching

[amber438]

Congrats UW!!
Now you MUST spank me!!


|mml| |mml|

[tjchuck]

congratulations UW |thumb

[sue-fl]

|bananna| that was my favorite one also! Congrats UW!!

[stuveltje]

Congrats UW |bananna| i didnt expect to see an other name, you said it all :D

[HoneLynn]

Congrats!!

[FanTC]

Congrats UW

[Simon]

Congrats UWarrior... it still makes me grin reading that one.

[SexVideoContent]

Congrats UW!

[MrYum]

Nicely done UW! |thumb

Though not a big surprise to see you win...you're definitely one of the more...errrr...'entertaining' posters on the board :D

[Wenchy]

Congrats UW!! I seem to recall bowing out of the competition after seeing that post originally... glad it paid off! |bow|

Oh.. and you're still my board hero |viking|

[ngb1959]

For part of the prize we should take him out back and give him a good douching



No, let's give him a BAD douching


Congrats Useless - that 6th grade ed gee kat shun sure nuff paid off.


Nina
|pink |pink |pink

[grzepa]

Congrats UW , you're a good copyrighter ! Even though I find your posts offending. (I was kidding then :) )

[Jim]

Just an fyi Useless...
I have no name, address, etc... from you yet. We like to pay our bills the day they come due so you are breaking my cycle.

Speaking of which...what good concerts are at Spac this summer? And, can you get good tickets?

[Useless]

Just an fyi Useless...
I have no name, address, etc... from you yet. We like to pay our bills the day they come due so you are breaking my cycle.

Speaking of which...what good concerts are at Spac this summer? And, can you get good tickets?
Fine, Mr Patience, I've PM'd you. Sorry for breaking your cycle.

I haven't been to SPAC since Lalapalooza in '92, but I was just at the neighboring park, Spa State Park, not long ago. I'm not a concert person. SPAC is a half hour away, the Civic Center (shit hole) is 5 minutes and don't take advantage of either. I'm pretty lame.

[Greenguy]

Who was at Lalapalooza in '92? I went to one in Toronto, but I forget the year - Primus, Alice In Chains & some band no one ever heard of named Tool.

[Greenguy]

Oh Shit! You went to the one I couldn't get off work for:
1992: Main Stage: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ministry, Ice Cube, Soundgarden, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Pearl Jam, Lush, Temple of the Dog Side Stage: Jim Rose Circus, Sharkbait, Archie Bell, Porno for Pyros, Cypress Hill, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine

I got Alice In Chains, Fishbone, Primus, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Dinosaur Jr., Arrested Development, and Babes in Toyland.

I sorta wish I'd have paid attention to the acts other than AIC & Primus :D

[Useless]

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, Ministry, Sound Garden, Lush, Jesus & the Mary Chain, and Ice Cube. All that for $25 a ticket. Just couldn't go wrong.

[Useless]

And it's the same music that I still listen too. Does is it bother anyone else to hear Nirvana on classic rock station?

[Greenguy]

Our Classic Rock station doesn't play Nirvana yet, but they sure do beat Guns & Roses to death :D

[MeatPounder]

LOL, guess not totally useless afterall ;)

[starzlytes]

Congrats |headbang|

[Jim]

Fine, Mr Patience, I've PM'd you. Sorry for breaking your cycle.

I haven't been to SPAC since Lalapalooza in '92, but I was just at the neighboring park, Spa State Park, not long ago. I'm not a concert person. SPAC is a half hour away, the Civic Center (shit hole) is 5 minutes and don't take advantage of either. I'm pretty lame.

You must be lame :)
SPAC is the best ampitheater I have ever been to. Lawn seats suck. But the theater is beautiful.

[Smutferret]

Hey UW,

Congrats on winning!

Regards,
SF

[Useless]

You must be lame :)
SPAC is the best ampitheater I have ever been to. Lawn seats suck. But the theater is beautiful.Then you are in agreement with my wife. Yes, I am lame. I've never been a fan of live music since it's almost never as good as the highly filitered and corrected version you get on a cd. Plus, I'm not big on crowds. I like more intimate gatherings. Fewer witnesses.

[Jim]

I just checked ticketmaster and there really isn't anything any good. My wife wants to see Motley Crue but only lawn seats are available. Do you or your wife have any connections to get decent tickets? Anything inside would be good.

[Useless]

Connections? Me? Did you read my name? I don't have any connections anywhere. Actually, I may be able to get you a discount on non-firing replicas of Revolutionary and Civil War era firearms. How about goat milk soap and hand-dipped candles? I can get those things. Concert tickets - you're on your own big guy.

[GunnCat]

Good for you UW :)

[Jim]

I actually just talked to a friend of a scalper who is getting me front row center :) Vickie is Happy :)

[Certifiedbitch]

congrats, UW!

[Greenguy]

...My wife wants to see Motley Crue but only lawn seats are available...How fucking pampered are you 2?

Besides, I really doubt either of you listened to Motley Crue back in the early 80's anyway :D

POSER |headbang|

[Jim]

Yes, I am a poser. But you know my wife, she listens to everything from Motley Crue to Cole Porter :) We have good seats now so we are all set.

You need tickets to an event, let me know.

Speaking of which, I noticed U2 playing at Rich Stadium on December 9th. WTF is up with that? I can see freezing to watch a football game but, not a concert.

[Jim]

Useless, I mailed the check yesterday. Of course it won't go out until today but let me know when you get it. I am just curious as to how quick my post office is. Also, let me know the post mark. I bet it doesn't say Mohawk :)

[Useless]

Useless, I mailed the check yesterday. Of course it won't go out until today but let me know when you get it. I am just curious as to how quick my post office is. Also, let me know the post mark. I bet it doesn't say Mohawk :)
I'll never understand how the postal system works. If our dentist one mile away sends up a bill, it gets postmarked Albany, which is 40 minutes south. We have a perfectly good and large post office right here in lovely downtown Glens Falls. Damned conspiracy is what it is.

[digifan]

Hey congrats to you UW :)

[Agent]

Yes, congrats UW. I think the best description did win.

[Greenguy]

...Speaking of which, I noticed U2 playing at Rich Stadium on December 9th. WTF is up with that? I can see freezing to watch a football game but, not a concert.This statement is just wrong on so many levels |banghead|

It's been Ralph Wilson Stadium for a couple years now.

U2 is playing at HSBC Arena (where the Sabres play when hockey is actually going on)

[Wenchy]

Sorry guys, but there is no amphitheater other than the one and only Red Rocks. I'm taking my son to see the Crue... now we're just hoping for no snow! LOL

See now Greenie, you just HAD to go and mention the "H" word, didn't you? And just when I was thinking I could actually deal with my withdrawal symptoms, too... |dizzy|

[Useless]

Check is here Jim - Thank you. Postmarked Utica.

What's with the pic of the oil-covered naked guy with the grim reaper tattoo?
|waves|