How Would You, ~~username~~, Describe GreenguyAndJim.com?

[Greenguy]

I was in the process of filling out our info for the Klixxx Resource Guide (http://klixxxpublishing.com/2005_guide_submit.shtml) & I had the brain fart that for the "Business Description" part of the listing, we should let you guys & gals describe the site.

So, in three sentences or less, describe Greenguy & Jim - you can be humorous or serious (I'm leaning towards humorous with maybe an inside joke - but I'll let you decide)

Post your descriptions here (post as many as you like) before 12:00 Noon EDT Tuesday May 24th (one week from today) & then Jim & I will sort thru them & let everyone on the board vote for the one that we include in the resource listing.

If the board picks your description, we'll send you a check for $100 :)

Don't let us down!

[Rocco]

hehe, would say "undescribable" :D

[Kinky]

Greenguy and Jim: sig whore free since 2003, the board where business gets done |thumb (and don't forget to kick the dog)

[Ramster]

Hmmm, this is a tough one. I'll say the usual before everyone else. :)

GreenguyAndJim is a relaxing place to conduct regular business and learn whether you're a beginner or a veteran. Everyday topics are discussed but you can simply chew the fat too with a crew of friendly webmasters quick to answer a needy question.

[Cleo]

The board with the perfect mix of business, pleasure, and piss.

GreenguyandJim does a pervert good.

It's not how much green you have but how you use it.

I don't know… going to the gym in a bit and some of my best ideas come to mind as I'm all sweaty and high on adrenalin so maybe I'll think up something better, or maybe not.

[Kinky]

I vote right now that UW wins the contest :D

[Cleo]

How about,
I like GreenguyandJim because they gave me 100 bucks for writing this.
|couch|

[Raven]

Webmaster oriented.
Newbie friendly.
Knowledgeable about the adult industry.

:)

[urb]

The Ultimate Webmaster Resource And Piss Match Site.

It's Green, It's Seen, It's A Webmaster's Dream!

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Adult Webmastering, But Were Afraid To Ask On The Other Boards.

:)

[MadMax]

Greenguyandjim.com boasts a true business webmaster board that still has a place to post pics of your cat and your "Buddy Christ" fondling a tranny. Check out the most user-friendly adult webmaster resources anywhere and do some business in a laid back environment without sifting through a thousand "would you hit it?" threads to find the real posts. If you're serious about making $$$ in the adult biz, you'll find a home here.

[Greenguy]

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people

(yes, I can enter it too - lol)

[MadMax]

The Ultimate Adult Webmaster Resource - User friendly resource listings, high-business/low-drama forums, and experts on everything from making cash with free sites, link lists and paysites to obscure scripting and programming...plus awesome contests with real cash prizes like the contest I won by writing this.

[Useless]

Is there a word count? I can write really long sentences when properly motivated.

[Greenguy]

So far my 2 favorites are:

I don't know… going to the gym in a bit and some of my best ideas come to mind as I'm all sweaty and high on adrenalin so maybe I'll think up something better, or maybe not.


Is there a word count? I can write really long sentences when properly motivated.

[MadMax]

Where newbies and veterans come together to share the secrets of real traffic, real profits and real business issues with enough style to keep you laughing and possibly pissing yourself occasionally. Gabbo says you're crazy if you don't post here.

[Preacher]

How about something a little more subdued, like:

Greenguy And Jim, the central nexus of all things porn!

Preacher

[cd34]

GreenguyandJim.com -- Where business gets done. And we piss and moan a lot.

Its not just for business anymore.

Greenguy and Jim is by far the Best Adult Webmaster Resource Board. --
User 0399xc8834, sponsorchat.com

[Lunatic]

Greenguy and Jim - Go there for business, then stick around to screw around. |shocking|

[cockNballs]

"Home of the world famous Gabbo"

[Useless]

Greenguy & Jim have great news: They just saved a bunch of money on their car insurance!

[tortus32]

Greenguy & Jim - Adult Webmastering For Idiots

Greenguy & Jim - The #1 Adult Industy Hub

Greenguy & Jim - All Adult, All The Time

Greenguy & Jim - Cum Learn Adult Webmastering.

Greenguy & Jim - Stop Jerking Off & Start Making Money!

[Agent]

Minimal jackassery

[Mr. Blue]

Greenguy & Jim - Description? We need no stinkin' description.

[Useless]

A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?

[MrMaryLou]

Well the dictionary deifines a re·source as - Something that can be used for support or help. Greenguy And Jim is way more than that it's Home Sweet Fucking Home :)

[cd34]

The adult webmasters neeshay ? haha

[swedguy]

Only place that mix porn business with Uganda real estate business!

[Greenguy]

You guys & gals are brilliant!

Keep going - this is gonna be one hell of a poll :D

[dsangon]

Goood very good

[Greenguy]

Greenguy & Jim - It's not gay if you don't push back.

[Agent]

Keeping the weasels out since [date of inception]. More buisness. Less jackassery.

[JFK]

I like the board its mellow , with some oldtime webmaster presence. Its a great mix of business and pleasure without the Drama.

[Cleo]

The board that butchered the butcher.

More money, less bullshit.

We moderate so you don't have.

[tortus32]

Greenguy & Jim - Saving the lives of hamsters around the globe.

[cockNballs]

|greenguy| |Jim |buddy| |gabbo| |huh

Nuff said

[Greenguy]

|greenguy| |Jim |buddy| |gabbo| |huh

Nuff saidOh if we could only include smileys :)

[Useless]

Niche - no matter how you choose to pronounce it, if you aren't a Greenguy & Jim member, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. :D

[Useless]

Greenguy & Jim pride themselves as being the Gem Saloon of adult webmaster resource sites. There are more cocksuckers there than any other site.

[Mr. Blue]

Greenguy & Jim - The place where the 70's never died and white polyester suits are still in fashion |peace|

[Greenguy]

A million monkeys sitting at a million computers would eventually come up with posts for a man with an angry avatar.

[Greenguy]

greenguy and jim is the official home of tommy and his lack of caps and punctuation

[Greenguy]

Greenguy & Jim: 9159 visitors on 07-08-2004 at 06:23 AM can't be wrong!

[MrMaryLou]

Greenguy and Jim - A wild collection webmasters and resources doing the nasty over here. (Total link mode)

[Greenguy]

Greenguy & Jim: Cleo uses a Mac & you should too!

[MrMaryLou]

Greenguy and Jim - 4 out of 5 gynecologist recommend it :)

[Useless]

Where the coffee is hot, the bacon is sizzling, and Paris Hilton is just another dumb skinny cumslut.

[Jel]

GG & J - WTWHO!



Now THAT would get some clicks ;) btw - it's - Where The Webmasters Hang Out, not a reference to owls :D

[Jel]

Greenguy & Jim's - The Earning Learning Center

[MrMaryLou]

Greenguy and Jim - Covers your webmaster needs from A to Z. It's so much more than just a place to post pics of your pussy cat.

[Mr. Blue]

Greenguy & Jim: Making you feel special with customized threads, posts, and signatures just about you.

[Mr. Blue]

Greenguy & Jim where you'll learn the difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic you use a feather to tease your partner...kinky is when you use the whole bird. Learn other priceless info at GG&J.

[MadMax]

Learn to loot and pillage the internet for every rotten, stinking cent you can squeeze out of it without exploiting your surfers.

[MadMax]

Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses...we'll teach them to make money off of the tired, poor, huddled masses. We're so good we can sell online porn to the homeless.

[beano]

Greenguy and Jim....don't Go Fuck Yourself :D

[buttster]

Greenguy and Jim's: the ultimate bookmark for the adult webmaster, network, learn, teach and prosper.

[JohnnyRS]

greenguysboard.com: Two guys that talk porn and piss but still have some great resources and support for the adult industry. Need an hour to rest and kick back then their radio show is the answer plus you will learn all about nothing!

[Opti]

Greenguy & Jim - Where they screw with our heads by posting your name in threads.

[seven]

Greenguy and Jim - a place where i learn a lot..and still learning...It's different from other boards...Here you can learn and have fun in the same time...and if you're lucky you can win some money with the ...random logged member contest...Greenguy & Jim - Where they screw with our heads by posting your name in threads.
that too...:)

[tortus32]

Greenguy & Jim - Just do it.

Greenguy & Jim - I'm lovin' it!

Greenguy & Jim - 9 out of 10 webmasters recommend it.

I have to think of more, I don't have 500 posts just yet :D

[sue-fl]

Greenguy & Jim - Where they screw with our heads by posting your name in threads.

Winner!!!!!! :D

[Cleo]

I like Greenguy and Jim because it is ~~username~~'s favorite board. :D

[juggernaut]

Greenguy and Jim, sending a salami to our boys in the army. (insert LL here) lol

[digifan]

I like Greenguy and Jim because it is digifan's favorite board. :D
How tricky.. and how true :D It is an awesome board run by the most helpful people I have met in the biz... and formed a community which is so different from any board... it is simply the best. |thumb

[Ms Naughty]

Greenguy and Jim: The only place on the net that combines sensible adult business discussion with the acquisition of a plastic Jesus.

[slickduck]

Greenguy and Jim: Shut the fuck up and post allready!

[slickduck]

Greenguy and Jim: Learn all your Simpson quotes here

Hey look that fat kids got boobies! Come here you |bananna|

In a world full of assholes its good to be a dick

[Fonz]

Greenguy & Jim: Without them I would have ended up in the gutter or on GFY...

[grzepa]

All GG&J members have access to the infamous Gabbo Toplist. Enough Said.

[Mishi]

A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?


You are my current object of worship.

(Enjoy it while it lasts...which may be a while...because that...wow.)

[AbsolutePorn]

Hummm... in one word... UNIQUE!

[Greenguy]

Keep posting - we're up to 73 so far :)

[Jim]

They all look good. But I have to say I like ~~username~~s the best.

[Ms Naughty]

Just when I thought I was immune to the script thingy, Jim goes and scares me like that.

But I thought it was the best too.

[swedguy]

I've refined my GG&J slogan...

Porn business, Uganda real estate business and MrMaryLou's morning one-liners. All that with a shot of Cleo's espresso and ONE LOGIN. Click HERE to join for FREE!

:D

[cockNballs]

Greenguy & Jim Visit to learn how to get prescription pain medication legally, get a monster penis with no medication and get your counterfit Rolex watches

[tortus32]

Greenguy & Jim - The only tool you need to succeed.

Greenguy & Jim - The one answer to all your adult webmastering questions.

[IwantU Bryan]

NOthing so far :(

[eman]

Greenguy and Jim - the odd couple.

[eman]

Greenguy and Jim - they're not gay.

[tortus32]

Greenguy and Jim - they're not gay.

Well that just killed my ultimate threesome fantasy. |lovers| :(

[eman]

Greenguy and Jim - straight to the point.

[tortus32]

Greenguy & Jim - Eat them up, YUM!

[eman]

Greenguy and Jim - who else?

[pornrex]

greenguyandjim - the #1 source for adult webmaster resources, advice and fun. :D

[eman]

Greenguy and Jim - chicken and chips, eggs and bacon.

[eman]

Greenguy and Jim - Laurel and Hardon - Morecum and Wise.

[grzepa]

Jim you got me on this one.. AGAIN. Gotta agree though :)

Greenguy&Jim'll make your wallet fat.

[Greenguy]

I ask for creativity & you guys shit on my kitchen table & tell me dinner is ready?

Come On! You can do better that that! :D

[pornrex]

Come On! You can do better that that! :D

That's funny!|thumb

I said the same thing last night during the radio show.

[MadMax]

I ask for creativity & you guys shit on my kitchen table & tell me dinner is ready?

Come On! You can do better that that! :D


Several of my posts in this thread represent honest effort at creativity.


Not all, but several :D

[Wenchy]

Humorous with an inside joke, eh? Hmmm... I'm gonna have to think on that approach for awhile, but I came up with this one on the fly:

Multiple forums where assistance with all areas of webmastering and even help with sponsors is available 24/7. Also included with every login: Radio shows, contests, free-roaming sarcasm, the Net's angriest webmaster, infrequent but exciting Gabbo sightings, and transsexual Buddy Christ photos. Get some business done and have some fun, all in a 100% flame-free environment!

:D

[Greenguy]

...the Net's angriest webmaster...Do you have any idea how many people think you're talking about them?

:D

[Ms Naughty]

It's green, it's clean, it's the place to be seen.
There is some venting of spleen, but it's never mean.
Greenguy and Jim, the ultimate business scene.

And now, for my next act...
There once was a man from Nantucket...

[MadMax]

Greenguyandjim.com - Where there's something for everyone...traffic talk, sponsor stuff, cool contests, dirty deeds, drunken diatribes, blogging BS, link list lectures, SE superheros, pics of pussy(cats), newbie nurturing, webmaster want ads, raucous radio shows, raunch reviews, cheater chat, scripting support, and your very own plastic Jesus after 1000 posts. What else could an adult webmaster need?

[Wenchy]

Do you have any idea how many people think you're talking about them?

:D

Maybe so... but those of us who spend time around here KNOW who I'm talking about :D

I surrender to MadMax... that was damned good!! |bow|

[LowryBigwood]

Greenguy and Jim provides an enourmous webmaster resource for a nice mix of veteran webmasters and newbies alike. This blend of experiences creates an awesome learning experience with plenty of leadership and advice on everything from just starting out to paysite owners. Join our community and prosper with us.

Show me the money!

[DrSeuss]

I am Jim! Jim-I-Am,
I do so love my Green Eggs & Spam.

I am GreenGuy, GreenGuy-I-Am,
I really like Green stuff, but really hate Spam.

GreenGuy-I-Am, please try my Green Eggs & Spam.
You'll surely be keen, just because it's all Green!

I do not like them, Jim-I-Am.
I do not like your Green Eggs & Spam.

Well GreenGuy-I-Am, what can we do?
We'll surely not rank without Green Eggs plus Spam!!

It's Green, so I'm keen and I see what you mean.
But Jim-I-Am, can't we try this sans Spam?

I do so love my Green Eggs & Spam,
But I'll taste it your way, Greenguy-I-Am.

We'll keep Gabbo in a box, like the fox in sox,
And repel spammers and scammers like a Green Fort Knox!

Wow Greenguy-I-Am, I do love the Green Eggs without Spam!
With no spam to slice, lets call in Gabbo and Buddy Christ.

|buddy| |gabbo|

[digifan]

They all look good. But I have to say I like digifans the best.
Aaaw thank you :D

[PrivateCash]

In a nutshell: the bollocks, mutts nuts, and the perro´s cojones. A source of webmaster knowledge, mixed in with the wierd and wonderful community of porn fanatics.

[plugin]

I hate these contest.

[Outcast]

Greenguy And Jim and all their guests
Will help you to achieve success

Greenguy And Jim - that is the team
They know how to help you win

prose:

Greenguy And Jim doesnt play dice.
Stop trying your fortune and start making money in good company

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[Greenguy]

plugin - I think you fucked up the coding - you had a lot of coding text showing.

[Useless]

Players from all aspects of the game gather at Greenguy & Jim's to conduct business, create alliances, and learn from the industry's true survivors. All challenges, from getting listed to blogging, from free site building to search engine strategy, can be won with the helpful advice from the pros. The consumption of pig testes is completely optional.

[Kinky]

The consumption of pig testes is completely optional.
optional? you bastards never told me that!!! |angry|

[Preacher]

Greenguy and Jim can make you richer then astronauts!

[MadMax]

I surrender to MadMax... that was damned good!! |bow|

Thanks Wenchy! Now, if I could only get everyone else to surrendur.... |headbang|

[slickduck]

Hey Ma, with this har board thingy we could become hundredaires or somtin and buy you them purty teeth ya allways wantid

[SomeCreep]

Here is less of a description, and more of my own personal opinion.

Overall, GG&J is a good board. It seems to move a little slow at times, and is slightly over moderated, but I think it just seems that way to me because I am used to GFY.

I mainly visit this board because this is the only place Greenguy posts. Also, this board has a great community of link list owners :)

[Greenguy]

I truly expect a lot of creativity over the weekend - post when your drunk if you feel the urge :D

[Greg Gaskell]

I would say it's greeeeen

[plugin]

plugin - I think you fucked up the coding - you had a lot of coding text showing.
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You're great one for jokes

[Greenguy]

plugin - I did glance at your sig file after the bot caught it, but don't get upset with me because you didn't put the proper code in there.

[Fonz]

Ok I'm kinda drunk now, let's see what I can come with..

Greenguy & Jim: Sounds better than Wilbur & Tim

ok, lame :D

[Greenguy]

Greenguy & Jim: Sounds better than Wilbur & TimI'm thinking maybe we should stop the contest, declare Fonz the winner & send him $100 worth of Cheeto's :D

[Cash]

Greenguy & Jim - where business and Cash contests meet :)

[Jim]

I still like our original...
Greenguy And Jim...Stick with us and you will have diamonds the size of horse balls :) But of course, my wife keeps asking "where are my horse ball diamonds?"

[AbsolutePorn]

GG&J - What else do you need?
GG&J - You won't need anything else!
GG&J - Everyday, Everyhour, Everyminute, Everysecond... helping you!
GG&J - Getting Geeky & Jiggy

And that would do it for now ;)

[RamCharger]

Greenguy & Jim - The Complete Idiots Guide To Adult Website Hosting. |pimpin
Greenguy & Jim - Learn how to encourage others to fondle for their fun and your profit. |mml|
Greenguy & Jim - Porn, pissing contests, and so much more. |bananna|
Greenguy & Jim - Because Santa is only delivering gifts to *good* little boys and girls. |santaslei
Greenguy & Jim - |bow| Need anyone say more? |yourock |thumb


|newbie|

[Greenguy]

2 more days of this jackassery & then we can start to vote :D

[Mr. Blue]

Greenguy & Jim – we smell like fish, but taste like chicken.

[Yell]

1 - Kick ass place to learn the bizz in a professional manner.

2 - Porn for dummies :D Like me ;)

3 - Meet some of the finest people in the world. |thumb

[macker]

Green in the forest of jims delight. In the morning sunshine the drums shall beat.

[Useless]

It took a week & $100 to come up with a good description and all we got was some fucktard whining about his sig.
|thumb

[pornrex]

1. GreenguyandJim - your top of the line adult webmaster resource to meet your bottom line results.

2. GreenguyandJim - everywhere else is second best.

3. GreenguyandJim - for adult webmasters in the know.

4. GreenguyandJim - the adult webmaster portal for serious business people.

5. GreenguyandJim - where money comes to be earned.

6. GreenguyandJim - where common sense and logic gets you results.

7. GreenguyandJim - two great guys, one ultimate resource.

|thumb

[Useless]

7. GreenguyandJim - two great guys, one ultimate resource.
|thumb
I'm one, but who's the other guy? :D

[slickduck]

GG&J: The board that only makes sense when your really drunk.

GG&J: Well its better then a kick in the head

GG&J: Plastic Jesus says: "Its chicken noodle soup for your wallet"

Greenguy and Jim one is a green circle with a tounge flipping you off the other is some guy smoking a cigar and thats about it.

GG&J: Come for the cool smilies stay for the jackassery and you may win $100 bucks just for being stupid.

[pornrex]

I'm one, but who's the other guy? :D
Ahem...braggard

Don't make me put my scope back on the rifle...

[docholly]

|jackinthe too funny, all these descriptions..

hmm i'll have to try mine:

GG&J: Not just for Cocksuckers anymore

;)

[cd34]

All Business and Chat with Dedicated, Educational, Funny Greenguy and Hilarious, Inspirational Jim. Kickin, Lively, Memorable, Naughty and Original Parlay. Quick-witted Radio Station Talk that is Understandable from Venerable, Witty people that love Xtreme-YaboZ.

[Greenguy]

About 24 hours to go - we have 131 so far, so it's gonna be a very interesting poll :D

[Useless]

Stick with us and you'll be wearing horse balls.

[auscodingallan]

Greenguyandjim is a webmaster resource with a variety of forums that suit everyone from the inexperienced to the professional webmaster.


Cheers,

Allan

[japamor]

Hi Guys
Here's mine:

'A high quality forum for all grades of webmaster, from the largest to the complete beginner, giving opportunities to network, profit, socialise, learn and above all, have fun. All this is achieved in a uniquely relaxed atmosphere which can best be described as a mixture of a Wall Street Bank and a Marx Brothers film. An absolute must for any adult webmaster.'

That's it. I was trying to think of a joke but I think you've used them all!
Cheers
japamor |waves|

[LindaMight]

GreenGuy and Jim and members thereof have been there for me, even when I ask the same questions over and over and over and over...........and then still don't understand. :)
I consider GG&J to be the place where I gotta run to when I just can't figure something out. GOSH DARN IT....why the heck didn't I know about them a whole lot sooner???? See...if I would have know about GG&J, I could have asked them where to find a great message board!

[LindaMight]

Uh huh did too read my last newsletter. good play with the names Greenguy..:)

Linda