Hey ~~username~~! 7th Random Logged In Member Contest....

[Greenguy]

Hey ~~username~~!

Our 7th Random Logged In Member Contest (http://www.greenguysboard.com/contests/randommember.html) will take place Wednesday May 11th at 12 PM EDT

To see what time that is in your time zone, check out this page:
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

We will be sending out a reminder via the board's email system on Wednesday morning as a reminder to everyone.

For a complete list of the rules, please look at the Random Logged In Member Contest (http://www.greenguysboard.com/contests/randommember.html) page |bananna|

PS - This weekend is Daylight Savings Time for us, so make sure you use the EDT (Eastern Daylight Savings Time) when you look up what time it is in your part of the globe :)

[MrMaryLou]

A very timely time indeed :)

[Jim]

That is a timely time :)

[digifan]

Nice :)

[cd34]

I bet ~~username~~ wins this time.

Anyone else have any predictions?

[stuveltje]

next random thing.................if i remmeber and my kids dont bug me i will be around........i need an holiday:D....without my kids .....and hubby:D

[komputor]

Wow nice!!! i have chance to win free $$$ cool...

[Jim]

I just got an email from ~~username~~ and they said they would be there for sure this time.

[sue-fl]

I bet sue-fl wins this time.

Anyone else have any predictions?


Well I hope your right! I'd love to win something I never win anything! I'm writting this time down on a post it note or I'll forget. |thumb

[AbsolutePorn]

Yeah... great !

I will try my best... it will be 4AM in my place (Portugal)... lets see :P

[sue-fl]

I just got an email from sue-fl and they said they would be there for sure this time.

You did?? LOL I'll be here Jim! Who is "they"? It's just me here my name is really Sue and I'm from Florida. Original name I came up with huh ;)

[natalie]

$200 or so won't get me up at 3am lol, good luck guys :D

[Greenguy]

I bet ~~username~~ wins this time.

Anyone else have any predictions?


I just got an email from ~~username~~ and they said they would be there for sure this time.
I agree with both of you. ~~username~~ is due to win some cash :)

[Ms Naughty]

Just call me "Ms Pedantic Pants 2005" but exactly what IS 12PM? Midday or Midnight? Just so I know

[Thumbler]

I agree with both of you. Thumbler is due to win some cash :)
I think you and Jim need a new toy to play with :D

[Greenguy]

12 Noon EDT :)

[Ms Naughty]

OK thanks
and damn! Was hoping it would be midnight your time. Looks like I'll be missing this one, it will be 2am here.

[2serveu]

|spam|

[natalie]

??? what has that got do with this thread? Theres a thread for link trades Kelly...

[kristydoll]

did I make it?

[kristydoll]

Darn...too late (and I'll get my newsletter tomorrow - sheesh). But it's all good, sometimes you got to step away from the computer and watch your kid play ball.

Thanks for the chance, guys!

[Trev]

Darn...too late (and I'll get my newsletter tomorrow - sheesh). But it's all good, sometimes you got to step away from the computer and watch your kid play ball.

Thanks for the chance, guys!

kristy, you're not to late you're to early. It's next week

Wednesday May 11th at 12 PM EDT

[kristydoll]

Thanks Trev!

I really need to step away from this thing more often and save the eyes.

[CD Smith]

Man, the first time I came back here after a break and saw my name all over the place I nearly shat myself.

Good thing I now know what's going on, because you know, I'm in that age bracket where heart attacks happen.

:D

[Certifiedbitch]

i'll make sure i am up by the time this contest is set.

[latinafind]

Sounds good :)

[tbsteve]

I'll be here with my money counting machine. :D

[Greenguy]

Steve - I liked you a lot, but then I saw that horrible Steelers logo as your avatar :D

[pornrex]

Steve - I liked you a lot, but then I saw that horrible Steelers logo as your avatar :D
Don't worry about it Steve..the Steelers are a GREAT team! |thumb

[spookyx]

I bet spookyx wins this time.

Anyone else have any predictions?


woohoo.... everybody login so the prize will be 300 gazillion $$$$$

|headbang|

[mOrrI]

I will try to be logged may 11th :P

[adamneve]

i'm here

[Roby]

i am Roby and i am here :-)

[Greenguy]

You guys are about 5 days & 3.5 hours early - enjoy your wait :D

[2serveu]

I was reading that and expected to see Jim follow up with a raffle on me, hehehe... |bananna|

[2serveu]

I bet 2serveu wins this time. |bananna|

Ok, I gotta know, whats da' prize, lol...

Niceeeeeeeeee boardddddddddd..... |jackinthe

[funmaster]

i hop i will win in this contest

[On-Rails]

I will be here with bells on....:)

[manca]

Cool stuff guys :)
btw. how do you import our usernames in your posts :) so, I see something like:

I bet manca wins this time.

Anyone else have any predictions?


etc ,etc :)

Pretty cool stuff!! THUMBS UP

[cd34]

The trick is to put ~ ~username~ ~ in your posts (without the space between the ~ and ~).

You can do it in the title of your post, in your signature or in the body.

You could do something in the title like:

Hey ~ ~username~ ~, you're an idiot (or some other derogatory insult)

and in the body of the message you could say just kidding.

Its a real riot -- tons of fun and everyone gets a kick out of it.

[manca]

Wow, this sounds pretty cool :)

Let me try it.

manca is cool guy :)

[tortus32]

The ~ ~username~ ~ thing only puts your own username in your posts.

Bill

[keephonest]

i'm here,shall i win the prize?

[Jeremiasz]

yeah ! me this time ! |pimpin

[cd34]

The ~ ~username~ ~ thing only puts your own username in your posts.

Bill

oh yeah, you're right. I forgot allllllll about that. :)

[Useless]

oh yeah, you're right. I forgot allllllll about that. :)
Where's Thumbler when you need him?

[Kinky]

Where's Thumbler when you need him?
I think he is on the phone with Jim

[Fonz]

Yeah... great !

I will try my best... it will be 4AM in my place (Portugal)... lets see :P
Counting backwards are you? :)
It's more like 5 PM Portuguese time, 6 PM Belgium time...

Damn cd34, you kinda fooled me with that ~ ~username ~ ~ thing, here I was thinking I knew something special |angry|

[johnshinil]

Thanks for informing. Hope I win!

John.

[seven]

i will give it a try...who knows..?

[Greenguy]

For those of you (like ~~username~~) that are bad with time, contest starts 24 hours from now (give or take a minute or 2)

[funmaster]

ok sir i am ready, is it going to start now

[funmaster]

i try to be at the right time,

[blind]

maybe i finally win :D

[lukaz]

what s this about winning a 1000 kazillion million $?

[Greenguy]

Just over 4 hours til the contest starts - I'm getting giddy :D

[tortus32]

Just over 4 hours til the contest starts - I'm getting giddy :D

What do you put in your coffee?

Bill :D

[wolfie]

Ah, sweet! I was wondering WTF this is. lol
I have no clue how this works but sounds like a nice contest. :)

[zenko]

If I win, I'll be very happy :D

[Marqoolio]

Hi everyone!

[dgraf]

Quite busy thread. :)

[tortus32]

Quite busy thread. :)

Money makes the world go 'round |king|

Bill

[Ender77]

Some bucks in a gift - I here.

[Kinky]

what are the odds that somebody with 5 posts or less is gonna win? :D

[seven]

my first contest...hope i will be the winner...

[Inarus]

huhu :) it`s a middle of the day :)

[Raven]

Isn't it today? Like now?

[Verton]

I just got an email from Verton and they said they would be there for sure this time.


I hope |headbang|

[Raven]

Do I have to send an email? I don't remember seeing that in the rules..I thought I just had to show up. Not fair when I haven't had enough coffee...:(

[MadMax]

Do I have to send an email? I don't remember seeing that in the rules..I thought I just had to show up. Not fair when I haven't had enough coffee...:(

That's just Jim and his damned ~username~ variable messing with everyone's head again :D

Good to see ya over here Raven...and you just need to show up :)

[teleblade]

hi all of ya :)

[gumdrop]

|smooch| |gaycheer| |escape|

[Forser]

*weeeee* .. *rolls his dices and hopes for a win*

[mOrrI]

is it oveR?????....

[Forser]

hasn't started yet m0rrI..

[Greenguy]

Just over an hour until it starts :)

[Cleo]

Who do I have to fuck to win something?

[Daydream]

|pink

[Blnt]

I wanna win something too :)

[Verton]

Who do I have to fuck to win something?


Write some words :D

[Useless]

Just over an hour until it starts :)
What starts? |escape|

[teleblade]

a lot of money ;)

[Raven]

That's just Jim and his damned ~username~ variable messing with everyone's head again :D

Good to see ya over here Raven...and you just need to show up :)

I had forgotten about it....I lurk..don't always post.....everywhere I go, I see my name.....it's eerie.....LOL

[FoZzI]

Nice one

[Forser]

:) .. yeah, i get jumpy also when i see that nicknamescript that picks your nick :)

[JanTM]

contest eh? And for once on a non-obscure time in my timezone. Count me in :)

[Mister13]

:) .. yeah, i get jumpy also when i see that nicknamescript that picks your nick :)
Scripts that pick your name arent as bad as the ones that pick your nose...so be thankful.

[mikie mike]

My flavorite time of month with Green Guy and Jim!!!!!

|headbang|

[sttvsttv]

|headbang|

[Evil Chris]

I'm here. But I never win anything. hehehe....

[Jeremiasz]

hom much cash to win this time ? hmmm |pimpin

[Jeremiasz]

162 members right now |thumb

[Greenguy]

If the contest happened right now, it'd be $162

(but it's not, so it doesn't really matter)

[swedguy]

Who do I have to fuck to win something?
Fuck me and I'll let you know afterwards what you have won :D

[IvanM]

Hi,
heehhe - and again all pending a prize
and i'm too :)

[Cleo]

~~username~~ it is true that someone will win today. It could be you ~~username~~ that wins.

[Roby]

Roby is here :-) I win....

[Roby]

Cleo We will see...

[mOrrI]

so who won????

[tortus32]

Who do I have to fuck to win something?

Me?

Bill :D

[Forser]

Only thing i wish for is that Canada wins the current Hockey contest ;)

/Forser

[Jeremiasz]

haha , username script makes me hot |pimpin

[Forser]

m0rrI : it isn't started yet!

[HappySmut]

these contests disrupt my work day :-P

[gilbert]

Where is my money? :)

[Jaysin]

is it bad that my heart skipped a beat when i read the title and thought i won? :( damn you greenguy

by the way, this is my first post, hi!

[Fonz]

Ok, I got my finger on the F-button, let's start this thing.
btw. $250 is enough for me

[Jeremiasz]

these contests disrupt my work day :-P

exacly ! i changed my plans |pimpin

[Mcbethar]

Mcbethar it is true that someone will win today. It could be you Mcbethar that wins.
I think, as ever ;), that Cleo is right |pink

[Forser]

Work? .. I thought lurking this board was a full-time job ;)

[Ernie G]

hey guys contest started?

[Ernie G]

this contest script is out of control

[sttvsttv]

think i deserve a win tonight :)

[Ernie G]

How many people got tricked by tha script?

[CD Smith]

Is this thing on? I've got a group scene in progress with 14 actors, and I have all of them holding their position until this contest is over. :D

I am evil.

[Ernie G]

Is this thing on? I've got a group scene in progress with 14 actors, and I have all of them holding their position until this contest is over. :D

I am evil.


LOL |pokefun|

[HappySmut]

Work? .. I thought lurking this board was a full-time job ;)

when greenguy has this contest everyday then lurking will be a real full time job ;)

[Ernie G]

Lets get this going herer I do have a shoot in a about an hour here ..... |pink

[Greenguy]

Hey ~~username~~! The contest is underway!

Remember - this is how it works:

At a predetermined time, we will pick from one of the members that's logged into the board & give them $1 for ever member that's logged in.

I will start a new thread announcing the winner & they will have 15 minutes to reply to that thread in order to claim the prize. If they do not, I will pick another winner from the existing list & we will keep going until we find someone that's paying attention.

I could be pulling the winner as soon as I finish this post....I could be pulling the winner at 1:59 PM EDT...stay tuned :D

[Newton - XXXAmi]

AH Coffee :) truly a divine beverage lol nice contest guys ..

[baX]

I'm here so we can start now

[pumpkin_head]

well who is the winner?

[pornrex]

Good Luck everyone |thumb

[Forser]

pumpkin_head : it can be announced any minute :) .. read under contests how it work.

[Forser]

pornrex : yeah, good luck :)

[Ernie G]

I won I won I won

[Chop Smith]

Has Useless won?

[Ernie G]

Yeah good luck everyone ...I never win

[Greenguy]

Soon my pretties.......or maybe not :D

[Ernie G]

|waves| One more post and I make it to 100....I will save it when I collect my prize.... |thumb

[seven]

HOW SOON ? :)

[dirtyjumbo]

Long time since I visted here, been busy with lots of stuff. Just received your email 2 hours ago and decided to log in and take a peek, you never know :)

[Greenguy]

Sooner or later.........................

[2msacras]

HOW SOON ? :)
The wait makes it all wroth it or something like that.

[CD Smith]

Problem is, if I see my name posted as the winner I'm liable to think it's just that "anyone's name" code thing.... haha

:(

[sttvsttv]

will the winner be annonced under General Business Knowledge?

[Jey P]

hello everybody !

let's see who wins |headbang|

[Greenguy]

CD - I have thought about using the username thing for the contest, but that'd cause too much confusion :D

sttv - winner will be announced in a new thread in this forum.

[Forser]

sttvsttv : read under contents how it works :) .. there you get all your answers :)

[HpicAnn]

I am here too..

[Jaden]

Good luck to everyone :)

[seven]

Sooner or later.........................
|juggle| waiting....

[FoZzI]

Whats going on in the WhiteHouse right now ?

[[BV]]

Whats going on in the WhiteHouse right now ?

yah what's going on?

[CD Smith]

CD - I have thought about using the username thing for the contest, but that'd cause too much confusion :D
Confusion as in... chaos? lol

Agreed.

[gilbert]

shit.. internet problems. aaaaa...

[Mister13]

Cheney having a shitfit of porn on the internets.

[bret]

*yawn*

[Forser]

*listens to some music while waiting* ;)

[Ernie G]

Whats going on in the WhiteHouse right now ?


I was going to ask the same thing ...I hope that hey are getting rid of all this fuc%&^* Republicans

[FoZzI]

The U.S. Capitol and White House are being evacuated.

[stuveltje]

stop posting in here me getting spammed with gg and jim emails :D and the board is getting slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Ernie G]

there is a stray plane flying over that restricted Zone ...NO big deal but they are sure making a big deal out of it

[FoZzI]

heheh stuveltje. I justed turn the option off.

[[BV]]

looks like a fals alarm, small Cesna type plane in the wrong air space, airforce fired 2 warning flares at it, evacuated the buildings, going back in now, all is clear

[2msacras]

I was going to ask the same thing ...I hope that hey are getting rid of all this fuc%&^* Republicans

I'm going to have nominate greenguy for president.

[pornrex]

stop posting in here me getting spammed with gg and jim emails :D and the board is getting slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm getting spammed to death from this thread too. Its like trying to park out in front of UW's, and there's a massive line cars and "crotch rockets" in front of me...

[seven]

stop posting in here me getting spammed with gg and jim emails :D and the board is getting slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
select all and delete...

[sue-fl]

Damn saw my name in the title of the contest thought I'd won. You and your special codes ;)

[CD Smith]

Quickly now! I have to pee BAaaDD |angry|

[stuveltje]

Quickly now! I have to pee BAaaDD |angry|hahahahahahahhahaah :D

[CD Smith]

Whup, too late..... aahhhhh :D |clown|

[stuveltje]

select all and delete...
i do ...also the same time with the other 100s of emails i get lately:D

[Ernie G]

I'm going to have nominate greenguy for president.

I dont know about that because he is sure taking a long time to get this contest.

Hey Greenguy PUT DOWN THE BEER CAN and pick....LOL

We gotta run you to the white house to replace these holy republican FU^%$

[stuveltje]

heheh stuveltje. I justed turn the option off.i cant turn it off, well i can , but me to nosey:D

[stuveltje]

I'm getting spammed to death from this thread too. Its like trying to park out in front of UW's, and there's a massive line cars and "crotch rockets" in front of me...
now me gonna lett ggand jim spma the rest who read this thread muhahahahahahahh:D

[Forser]

']looks like a fals alarm, small Cesna type plane in the wrong air space, airforce fired 2 warning flares at it, evacuated the buildings, going back in now, all is clear


Baaa, use real stuff.. flares are for pussies ;)

[latinafind]

Man I need to update my connection!

[wanderlust]

Seeing my name all over the place like that scared me :)

[mikie mike]

the excitement is building!!

[Ernie G]

Man I need to update my connection!
its not your connection its the board

[cd34]

Just imagine... once the contest starts.... this place will really be jumping.

[FoZzI]

Yeah , strange they used flares. Its the USfuckingA. wierd ;)

[Forser]

What is everyone listening to at this moment? Currently i am listening to this song
Shiina Ringo - Identity..

[Greenguy]

AHEM!

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=19508

[EmporerEJ]

Well, I'm here, But I'm not happy about it.

[FoZzI]

Iron Maiden - 7th son of a 7th son

[pumpkin_head]

why are you talking all this bs? :-))

[CD Smith]

Hey CD Smith! The contest is underway!

Remember - this is how it works:

At a predetermined time, we will pick from one of the members that's logged into the board & give them $1 for ever member that's logged in.

I will start a new thread announcing the winner & they will have 15 minutes to reply to that thread in order to claim the prize. If they do not, I will pick another winner from the existing list & we will keep going until we find someone that's paying attention.

I could be pulling the winner as soon as I finish this post....I could be pulling the winner at 1:59 PM EDT...stay tuned :D
You guys that didn't see this (from page 5)... the contest is already underway.

shit, maybe I shouldn't have told anybody |viking|

[Ernie G]

I am about to put on some Eagles |king|

[pornrex]

What is everyone listening to at this moment? Currently i am listening to this song
Shiina Ringo - Identity..
birds chirping in the yard - Mother Nature

[loreen]

Iron Maiden - 7th son of a 7th son
|headbang| |headbang| |headbang|

[EmporerEJ]

I think I'll change my user name to "Stupid automatic script thing I just used" so all the over used auto user things say that about their owners.

That thing is Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired.

[pornrex]

I think I'll change my user name to "Stupid automatic script thing I just used" so all the over used auto user things say that about their owners.

That thing is Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired.
You tell 'em EJ

[Raven]

I'm still here. Is it over?

[CD Smith]

I'm still here. Is it over?
It's so over. You won a date with me. |satan|

[pornrex]

It's so over. You won a date with me. |satan|
Now THAT'S funny! |thumb

[EmporerEJ]

You tell 'em EJ
The first time, it's a really cool thing, especially if it fools us, you know, thinking we are all clever webmasters and all, (Gotta love that term "Web" and "Master")
And, it's kind of neat the next 25 times as other people find innovative ways to do things with it.
After that, it's just annoying.

[EmporerEJ]

I'm still here. Is it over?


I haven't heard the fat lady sing yet......
|band |haha |party

[EmporerEJ]

posting, posting, posting, keep those posts, posting....
posting, posting, posting, keep those posts a posting....RAWHIDE!

|horse| |sandm

[Raven]

I haven't heard the fat lady sing yet......
|band |haha |party

That's only because I'm not in the mood.

[stuveltje]

check email and delete, check again email and delete:D

[EmporerEJ]

Now THAT'S funny! |thumb

Porn network reporter here.....

Now, Mr Pornex:......

We understand you've been out busting nuts.
So tell us, what is "busting nuts," and how many nuts would you say you've busted?
How have you managed to evade prosecution for busting nuts, and what do the authorites think of your subversive activities?

Frankly Mr Pornex, the public wants to know; What did you know about busting nuts, and when did you know it?


|whisper| |pimpin

[EmporerEJ]

That's only because I'm not in the mood.

Or, perhaps, if you really ARE the fat lady, (And we are looking into it, I assure you,) you simply haven't been given a REASON to sing yet, eh?

|club|

[pornrex]

So tell us, what is "busting nuts," and how many nuts would you say you've busted?
How have you managed to evade prosecution for busting nuts, and what do the authorites think of your subversive activities?|whisper| |pimpin
Please tell me this was a feeble attempt at sarcasm... |shocking|

[EmporerEJ]

Please tell me this was a feeble attempt at sarcasm... |shocking|

Well, I didn't think it was feeble.
I thought it was pretty funny.
But, you know, perhaps my sense of humor is bored and twisted......
You know, my best friend IS a sex machine after all.....

|waves|

[Ernie G]

That's only because I'm not in the mood.
|pokefun| |pokefun| |pokefun| |pokefun|


LOL

[pornrex]

You know, my best friend IS a sex machine after all.....
|waves|
And you find busting a nut strange... :D

[IwantU Bryan]

Hello everybody, how´s it going?

[IwantU Bryan]

I bet IwantU Bryan wins this time.

Anyone else have any predictions?

I kind of like your prediction |waves|

[Raven]

It's so over. You won a date with me. |satan|

I am so there.

[EmporerEJ]

Well, I'm getting hungry-
It's feed time at the zoo....

[Raven]

Or, perhaps, if you really ARE the fat lady, (And we are looking into it, I assure you,) you simply haven't been given a REASON to sing yet, eh?

|club|

That'll keep you busy (looking into it, I mean; while I win)

[EmporerEJ]

That'll keep you busy (looking into it, I mean; while I win)

DAMN!
Foiled again by a clever and tricky woman.....

|swordfigh

[chris01282]

Did I miss it? |cry|

[trafficcashman]

I think I got it... hello all

[Greenguy]

Yes, for those of you still chatting in here, the name was drawn at 12:25 PM EDT

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=19508

|waves|

[trafficcashman]

Ok now I think I have my sig in place. |headbang|

[RedShoe]

ok.. wait.. I'm new to this board.. how did my name get inserted into nearly every reply? I'm speecheless.. how do you do that?

[qwebecexpo]

Nice stuff guys |thumb

[Greenguy]

Red Shoe - you're just special :D

[mOrrI]

Red Shoe - you're just special :D

hum...
i thought we where all special |cry|

[Soul/Rebel]

lol nice :)

[Timmona]

I don't wanna be a loser |banghead|

[coatsy]

Dammit, first time i win something and I miss the time period to claim it :(

[Nickname]

Everyone is talking about me?? :D

[Nik Z.]

hi, there! ;-)

[Thumb Angels]

Everyone is talking about me

Well its the same here |headbang|

[virux]

nice!

[Heine]

Hello guys!

Am I late? :D

[Useless]

Hello guys!

Am I late? :D
Only by 9 days. You may want to set your alarm clock next time. ;)

[stuveltje]

Only by 9 days. You may want to set your alarm clock next time. ;)
i saw in my mail box an email...the 7 random...... and then i saw , hello guys am i late..........and i choked from laughter, too funny:D great one Heine!!!!

[Cash]

What's up, folks? :) I can't be online lately too much since I have a busy schedule with my newborn boy :) He's so sweet!!!!! :)