For the first time...my ass!

[Useless]

Why does everyone feel it necessary to squeeze 'first time' into their descriptions? Cut that shit out. The chicks in the content we use haven't experienced any firsts since junior high and you're not fooling anyone. How can it be everyone's first time? Her first anal, her first lesbian encounter, her first black cock, yada, yada, yada. How about her first free site rejection? :D

[cd34]

I was expecting a totally different message after reading that subject.

[Cleo]

This thread is useless without pics of Useless's ass

[Rocco]

I was expecting a totally different message after reading that subject.

me too LOL

[Useless]

Ya bunch of filthy bastards! And that's not the first time I've said that. :D

[swedguy]

I thought this was going to be something about Useless and Foxy :(

[plateman]

I think he is having nightmares of the band of cleo's trannies that want his bunghole and mouth for the frist time.. |couch|

[Head Boy]

For the first time...my ass!

Caught me out with that title. :D

[Useless]

Note to self: pick your words more carefully.

|pokefun| UW

[MrMaryLou]

So Useless when was your first time with a butt plug :)

[Thumbler]

This thread is my first big disappointment :D

[zanex]

where is it? where is it?
:)

[Cleo]

So is it true ~~username~~ that you probed Useless Warrior's ass and he did push back?

[zanex]

damn Cleo, you always caught me with that dynamic nick thingie...damn :)
or it's not dynamic???

[ClickBuster]

So is it true Useless Warrior that you probed Useless Warrior's ass and he did push back?
LOL

[Ramster]

Getting back on topic I agree, First Time is being used toooooo often.

Sure it's her first time swallowing, she took 5 loads!! LOL

[cofras]

I agree, but most people probably do it that way as soon as the sponsor is advertising the same way.
Some sponsors even have firsttime in their domain name, so why wouldn't you let the surfer think it's really their first time when the surfer promotes it that way ?

[Greenguy]

"My name is Heather & this is the 1st time my pics have appeared on this URL"

:D

[pornrex]

Sure it's her first time swallowing, she took 5 loads!! LOL

I wish EVERY first timer could swallow 5 loads their first time... |thumb

[Useless]

I wish EVERY first timer could swallow 5 loads their first time... |thumb
Amen! |thumb

[Useless]

So Useless when was your first time with a butt plug :)
I put one in about halfway through this thread to slow down the ass-raping that I've brought upon myself.

Ouch.

[stuveltje]

oke first time pics of useless ass did i see that right? |couch|

[MadMax]

I personally would rather NOT see pics :D

Back to the initial post, however, I'm sick as hell of seeing that in descriptions. For the moment I'm editing it out, but if things keep up I may post a big warning and start declining.

[Cleo]

A filter words and/or phases plugin is a beautiful thing. :D

[RawAlex]

I like girls with stretch marks doing "first time hardcore"... immaculate conception lives on.

Alex

[Joe]

Looks like Jay over at Jays-xxx-links has made it a rule now... No more "first time" text.

[Fonz]

I usually just delete the words "first time" when I see them in descriptions.

And I think it was Fonz who probed UW's ass :D

[Ramster]

I like girls with stretch marks doing "first time hardcore"... immaculate conception lives on.

Alex

:D

[Litwa]

what about her last hardcore ever?
that would be sweet ....

[Wazza]

So is it true Wazza that you probed Useless Warrior's ass and he did push back? Yes and he squealed like a pig on its honeymoon |viking|