Gabbo Is Ready. Make Room In Your Wall Safe For All The Cash!

[Gabbo]

You've been waiting for months & months for me to announce who & what I am. Well, after days & weeks & months of hard work & long hours, I have finally gotten my project off the ground & I think it's going to make all of us a ton of money!

I've been reading this board since I was born 2 years ago & time & time again, I see webmasters that have problems with this & that & the other thing. This will solve any & all problems.

I think I have revolutionized the adult market with this project. I have been beta testing it with a few insiders & they all agree 100% that the results are far better than any other service of this type & that the money it is putting into their pockets is exceeding their wildest dreams!

Special thanks to Greenguy & Jim for letting me use this forum as a way of getting my new project out into the public eye. To borrow from them just a little bit, this project will allow you to wear diamonds as big as horse balls.

So without further ado, I give you my heart & soul.....Gabbo:
http://www.gabbogabbogabbo.com/

[Torn Rose]

Who?

[Cleo]

I know who I'm using for all my graphic design needs. :D

[MrMaryLou]

Wow what a concept! Outstanding Gabbo :)

[Greenguy]

BRAVO! The best idea I've seen in years! I'm signed up!

How about you, ~~username~~?

[Useless]

Um... huh?

[LadyB]

404 for me

[Thumbler]

And I always thought I was the one who was shit at graphics :D

[Cleo]

I'm not sure which is worse, the graphics or the typing.
Correct URL
http://gabbogabbogabbo.com/ar/autorank.html

[Gabbo]

You are loosing money if you do not use my new concept! Useless Warrior has already lost $5 and LadyB's bank just called her asking why she has a negative balance.

Get on the bus now!

(This invitation is NOT open to Torn)

[Gabbo]

My project is flawless! If you can't figure it out, maybe you need to go back to school and take Webmastering 101.

[T Pat]

I'm so fucking confused |dizzy|
all I know is Urb ain't Gabbo

[Useless]

Apparently I'm already using it without even realizing it. :D

Besides the shock & awe graphics, what does Gabbo have up his sleeve?

[Useless]

I'm searching for a two word phrase that begins with April.

[MrMaryLou]

I'm so fucking confused |dizzy|
all I know is Urb ain't GabboWell Pat you seem to be at the top of the list so I am thinking you know allot more then you let on?

[Gabbo]

Just look at the names involved with my project! Only top notch webmasters!

T Pat
Chop Smith
Fonz
Linkster
Raw Alex
Ramster
Useless Warrior

And yes, even Fusker. I'm in the process of buying that site as we speak. I just have to transfer the money from Pay Pal to Epassport because eBay is a bunch of twits (like most of you)

Who will be next to jump on this money making bandwagon?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Cleo]

I only know one person that is that bad at graphics. :D

[Greenguy]

I'm searching for a two word phrase that begins with April.If April Showers bring May Flowers......

[Gabbo]

Cleo and LadyB see the potential!

Useless Warrior has made $78.63 since 10:12 AM!

Torn is still not invited.

[urb]

I'm searching for a two word phrase that begins with April.April Showers?

Incredible concept... I don't think I've seen anything quite like it! |thumb

[plateman]

when I click on a site I get another site ???

[T Pat]

The wife and I had a fake April fools wedding in mexico rented something like 167 rooms flew family in from all over that was nothing compared to this

[Torn Rose]

who?

[Greenguy]

I only know one person that is that bad at graphics. :DMy skills are all in Paint :D

[Gabbo]

Torn has the exact attitude that the Gabbo Revolution does NOT need!

[Cleo]

My skills are all in Paint :D
I stand corrected, I only know two people this bad at graphics. You and Sparky should open up a design studio.

[Greenguy]

Ummm....dumb question, but where's Jim?

|couch|

[Cliff]

Outstanding Gabbo :D
I'm signing up right now!

[Useless]

I downloaded the header graphic. Even at it's true size, it still sucks. Badly.

[Useless]

Ummm....dumb question, but where's Jim?

|couch|
Sturgis?

[Cliff]

It all looks cool to me
maybe theres something wrong with your monitor ?

[Gabbo]

Plateman and Cliff, I think that the Gabbo Concept is WAY beyond your meager webmastering skills. Go ask Torn if he needs help with his NCAA brackets!!

[Gabbo]

I'm searching for a two word phrase that begins with April.How FUCKING dare you suggest this is not a legit project!

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!!

Let us look at the facts:
1. This board was launched on April 1 2003, so why not give my new & exciting project as much exposure as possible by releasing it on the board's anniversary?
B. It's is also MY birthday, so it is a special day for ME as well.

Consider your account deleted & your IP banned.

Mother Fucker!!!!!!

[Fonz]

Just look at the names involved with my project! Only top notch webmasters!

T Pat
Chop Smith
Fonz
Linkster
Raw Alex
Ramster
Useless Warrior
You see mom, I AM special!!!

[Greenguy]

Oh boy. UW pissed off Gabbo :(

[Torn Rose]

who?

[plateman]

I signed up Gabbo and why is it that those other sites dont have a link to the list that I can find ? I think your ok gabbo who ever you are..

[Gabbo]

I know who I'm using for all my graphic design needs. :DYes, for once I agree with the Greenguy & Jim Board Whore. Urb does nice work:
http://www.urbx.com/sites.html
His "Site Logo's" are TOP NOTCH!

[pornrex]

How FUCKING dare you suggest this is not a legit project!

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!!

Let us look at the facts:
1. This board was launched on April 1 2003, so why not give my new & exciting project as much exposure as possible by releasing it on the board's anniversary?
B. It's is also MY birthday, so it is a special day for ME as well.

Consider your account deleted & your IP banned.

Mother Fucker!!!!!!

Gabbo is one mean Mo-Fo... |shocking|

[LadyB]

lol you people are nuts! :)

Have a great April Fools everyone ;)

[Thumbler]

I'm searching for a two word phrase that begins with April.
Second word rhymes with tool?

[cd34]

I signed up Gabbo and why is it that those other sites dont have a link to the list that I can find ?

I think they are using exit consoles

[Useless]

How FUCKING dare you suggest this is not a legit project!

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!!

Don't be angry Gabbo. You know I'm still one of your biggest fans.

[Useless]

I think they are using exit consoles
Your post count is freaking me out man! Stop that.

[plateman]

I think they are using exit consoles
I just backed out of 2 sites and didnt get any ?

[cd34]

I just ordered a floor safe to hold the cash that Gabbo is freely handing out with his generous program.

Viva la Gabbo!

[tiny]

If April Showers bring May Flowers......

I thought it was golden showers hahaha

[MadMax]

Cool Gabbo, got some hits coming your way.... (I hope) |couch|

[MrMaryLou]

Boob Hats has joined the ranks please allow me Gabbo http://www.boobhats.com/ :)

[Useless]

Here's a gift to my friend Gabbo.
http://www.buttplugballfan.com/

[plateman]

LOL I think the joke is to see who would put that big ass banner on there index or main...

[Torn Rose]

Anyone know if Krusty has a program? I'm sure it will be more successful then some wantabes.....

|pissright |gabbo| |pissleft|

[Jim]

Sorry I'm late. I forgot Gabbo was going to launch today and the morons moving my new washer and dryer, dropped the dryer off the truck.

Nice work as always Gabbo :)

[plateman]

hey this gabbo thing really works I just had 9 sales and am going to go buy a floor safe to hold all the money - thanks gabbo, your the man with a plan |headbang|

[T Pat]

hey this gabbo thing really works I just had 9 sales and am going to go buy a floor safe to hold all the money - thanks gabbo, your the man with a plan |headbang|
Haven't made any sales but I just checked my states and I am getting traffic
So Gabbo whats my user name and password I kinda feel it's only right to give you a link back |thumb

[nub]

greaaat... i miss the boat on another great site launch...

hehe ;)


ass- |clown|

[Brav]

huh?

[grzepa]

I created an account :-)

[Evil Chris]

nice gag... :)

[MrMaryLou]

nice gag... :)
Gag??? I just made enough to get you one of those BBQ'd Pizza's you love so much :D

[security_man]

well... joke or not, i need some productive toplists LOL

[spookyx]

did i win yet?

|waves|

[Vivid Jason]

BRAVO! The best idea I've seen in years! I'm signed up!

How about you, Vivid Jason?

Just did! Gabbo rules

[MadMax]

Hmm...now that the toplist has updated a few times since this morning I find myself waiting for the punchline...

[Linkster]

Hmm...now that the toplist has updated a few times since this morning I find myself waiting for the punchline...

I think you just found it :)

[stuveltje]

who?
hahahahhaa stu,--- is laughing her butt off seeing that everytime in this thread:D

[T Pat]

Hmm...now that the toplist has updated a few times since this morning I find myself waiting for the punchline...
Ditto |thumb
|yawn| Nap Time

[stuveltje]

i like gabbo on my page heheheh it got something evil |satan| which i like :D i dont care what gabbo does i leave him on my page .....april fool or not hell who cares gabbo looks evil:D btw that way my blog wil be found more sooner in ses also gabbo is around for some time, so nice to be found on the word gabbo on my blog in ses...........stu ... taking her buddy christ and hides again |buddy| |couch|

[Ms Naughty]

I signed up :)
And I guessed the right day in the guessing thread :D

[selena]

~pouts~

I get a form error when I try it. It doesn't like my site title.


How am I supposed to make enough money to fill a safe if I can't join?

[stuveltje]

btw me checking all those pictures on the site nice :))))))))))

[Dr Bizzaro]

Why was I not invited to set sail with this sinking ship of an idea. BRAVO GABBO!

[Kezza]

A top list! What a groovy idea :)

[Chop Smith]

Could I get a swap from As Sexy As It Gets to Busty Cafe to Busty Cafe to As Sexy As It Gets? However, we both are in love with Erica Rose Campbell

[ecchi]

For those who doubt the power of this system : I made loads of sales today, and none of my sites are even on his toplist, that's how powerful it is !!!!!

[Useless]

Could I get a swap from As Sexy As It Gets to Busty Cafe to Busty Cafe to As Sexy As It Gets? However, we both are in love with Erica Rose Campbell
Gabbo loves big tits.

[Torn Rose]

I could use a Krusty burger right now....

[Opti]

Wow.. now that's not what I expected. But don't listen to them Urb! You should be proud to have that stylish piece in your portfolio (http://www.urbx.com/sites.html)!

You're an evil little man Gabbo... Be Warned People, that signup form is really an application to sell your soul!! (mark my words sinners!)

[plateman]

Wow.. now that's not what I expected. But don't listen to them Urb! You should be proud to have that stylish piece in your portfolio (http://www.urbx.com/sites.html)!

You're an evil little man Gabbo... Be Warned People, that signup form is really an application to sell your soul!! (mark my words sinners!)
LOL yeah I know, all the hype and fancy flash banners and gabbo being seen here and there and this is it - LOL - there's gotta be something more coming and this must be to throw everyone off...

[Jel]

Can't sign up - I also get an error for my site title?

[Opti]

Can't sign up - I also get an error for my site title?
use a shorter description and/or remove any characters like '! or ?' from the text is my guess until that grubby little Gabbo fellow comes along.




What more could you want Platemam??? :D

[digifan]

Your post count is freaking me out man! Stop that.
999 is freaky??? I thought 666 was weird and diabolic :D

[digifan]

Yes, for once I agree with the Greenguy & Jim Board Whore. Urb does nice work:
http://www.urbx.com/sites.html
His "Site Logo's" are TOP NOTCH!
OMG.. sorry Urb :D

[grzepa]

A quick message to let you all know that I made 11 sales since I created an account - this is CRAZY ! It must be the logo design...

[Kinky]

Gabbo has an untapped source of traffic, that is no ordinary top list

[digifan]

Hmm.. I am confused... I signed up 14 hr ago and added a big link back to the list but my site just won't appear on that toplist :( So the link is still up but at the bottom.

[Greenguy]

BTW - for those of you that haven't figured it out yet, Happy April Fools :D

[digifan]

Correction: my site is showing up at laaast :)
Hmm Linkster, how comes you sent *010* ins? Too funny :D

[Kinky]

BTW - for those of you that haven't figured it out yet, Happy April Fools :D
are you fucking kidding me? I sent that fucking toplist all my traffic expecting BIG things from Greenguy and Jim!!!! like 17 hits!!! all of you dishonest people playing with my meager little life around here!!!!! |angry| happy April 2nd everybody :D

[spookyx]

BTW - for those of you that haven't figured it out yet, Happy April Fools :D

Yes, I am sure most of us guessed that, but we were all compelled by evil forces to sign up anyway.


|waves|

[Useless]

BTW - for those of you that haven't figured it out yet, Happy April Fools :D
Gabbo... |cry| Don't do this Gabbo. Say it isn't true! We can talk this through. I can make it work. Anything for you Gabbo. Just say you didn't do this to me. Say that you didn't toy with my emotions in such a cruel way. |cry|
Gabboooooooooooo!

You were my world. :(

[Opti]

I warned you all!! Your souls belong to Gabbo now. :\

[digifan]

Gabbo... |cry| Don't do this Gabbo. Say it isn't true! We can talk this through. I can make it work. Anything for you Gabbo. Just say you didn't do this to me. Say that you didn't toy with my emotions in such a cruel way. |cry|
Gabboooooooooooo!

You were my world. :(
Hey, I thought Gabbo has a penis?

|couch|

[digifan]

BTW - for those of you that haven't figured it out yet, Happy April Fools :D

Yup but my bday gift for Gabbo was serious :)

[Useless]

Hey, I thought Gabbo has a penis?

|couch|
Yes, but it's animated, so you don't really feel him when he's in. Kind of like ex-husbands all across the world.

[Kinky]

Yes, I am sure most of us guessed that, but we were all compelled by evil forces to sign up anyway.


|waves|
or we were all scared that it might not be a joke :D

[digifan]

Yes, but it's animated, so you don't really feel him when he's in. Kind of like ex-husbands all across the world.
Damn you know too much about me, how's that? |cool|

[Torn Rose]

KRUSTY WINS AGAIN! |bananna|

[Kinky]

KRUSTY WINS AGAIN! |bananna|
what? |couch|

[ngb1959]

Damn Gabbo, you be ugly. Let's hope you don't procreate.

Love,

Nina

[Greenguy]

~~username~~ - admit it - for a split second when you 1st read this thread, you thought it was real & were probably filled with excitement & curiosity & had $$$$ in your eyes :D

[T Pat]

T Pat - admit it - for a split second when you 1st read this thread, you thought it was real & were probably filled with excitement & curiosity & had $$$$ in your eyes :D
Yes I was Gabboed |headbang|

[HappySmut]

i thought gabbo was going to be adult affiliate site by greenguy when it came out hint-hint i know i would sign up ;)

[MadMax]

MadMax - admit it - for a split second when you 1st read this thread, you thought it was real & were probably filled with excitement & curiosity & had $$$$ in your eyes :D

OK, I'll admit it (damned username code), for a split second I was gotten...then I realized that a) it was in fact April 1 and b) not even the graphically challenged would launch a serious project with a graphic like that one at the top of the page :D

[Mark_E4A]

Mark_E4A - admit it - for a split second when you 1st read this thread, you thought it was real & were probably filled with excitement & curiosity & had $$$$ in your eyes :D

Had me going for a bit aswell, I signed to to the toplist anyways :)

I figured what the hell, why not, I use a 1000 other toplists so go for it and if I get traffic back its all good :)

[Kinky]

everybody knew it was coming and they still fell for it :D oh the powers that GG&J possess

[Trev]

OK, I'll admit it (damned username code), for a split second I was gotten...then I realized that a) it was in fact April 1 and b) not even the graphically challenged would launch a serious project with a graphic like that one at the top of the page :D

The graphically challenged that has Urb on speed dial (ok.... speed ICQ?? speed email??), too

[plateman]

I knew it was a april fools joke and was playing along..

[stuveltje]

lol i still have the code up, since its with my nick and the keyword gabbo , its good fo the ses, i mentioned it already yesterday about the april fools thing and now i wanna take advantage of that in ses:D

[cd34]

999 is freaky??? I thought 666 was weird and diabolic

There are some that believe the sign of the devil is actually 999, which is 666 upside down.

I do recall a movie years and years ago where they had an anti-christ that in the hospital, his chart number came up as 2 radical 231

excuse the poor graphic rendering:


______
_ /
2 \/ 231



Later in the movie, they talk about the name, a guy puts it on a piece of tracing paper and comes back with:

1ESVS (a rough rendering of JESUS)

And there is the fact that I was almost named Damien. That could have been an omen. haha.

However, so that I don't continue freaking people out, I'll fix the post count.

[Wild_Unicorn]

BRAVO! The best idea I've seen in years! I'm signed up!

How about you, Wild_Unicorn?

Am I missing something?

[stuveltje]

Hey, I thought Gabbo has a penis?

|couch|
he has read my story blog:D

[stuveltje]

Am I missing something?happy april fools day the second oke stu------->>>>>>> taking her buddy christ again and hides |buddy| |couch|

[Wild_Unicorn]

Crazy Crazy Crazy! hehe |pink

[Ms Naughty]

I signed up coz I wanted to see if I could get my name into the list. Didn't work LOL

But yes, just for a second when I opened the thread, I thought maybe there was something more to it.

This has to be the longest lead-in for an April Fool's Joke ever!

[AdultLoungeRaffi]

AdultLoungeRaffi - admit it - for a split second when you 1st read this thread, you thought it was real & were probably filled with excitement & curiosity & had $$$$ in your eyes :D

lol...yes it did bro...you got me there...that looked cool though...

i just arrived back home from Phoenix and just read this ... i really thought it was something new but then read the april fools comment :D

not a bad concept afterall though.. Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo....does it mean anything? who came up with it? eitherway, funny...cool animation

[AdultLoungeRaffi]

I got Gabbowned :-)

[Emerald]

BRAVO! The best idea I've seen in years! I'm signed up!

How about you, Emerald?

Stop trying to drag me back into actually working!...eeep! I like my "Lady of Leisure" status!

Hello Everyone!

[amber438]

Ok..Got me too!

|clown|

[security_man]

lol, like i said... i needed another toplist anyway ;)

[caringneo]

I didn't signup. But you got me! LOL!
Neo

[Pervy]

BRAVO! The best idea I've seen in years! I'm signed up!

How about you, Pervy?

Count me in

Pervy

[swedguy]

It's good that I don't clean my inbox that often. I just saw this thread in the newsletter :D