Happy Birthday to Greenguy And Jim's Ultimate Adult Webmaster Board

[Chop Smith]

|happybirt
Two years old. Seems like we have been meeting here lots longer. Thanks for providing us this valuable resource.

[Cleo]

It's all an April fools joke, there is no board. :D

[Useless]

Woohoo! Happy Babababbirthday Greenguy & Jim. I didn't even know you were related, let alone twins. :D

I do believe that today will be a very special day. Another birth in the family, perhaps.








|gabbo|

[Greenguy]

It that today? I completely forgot :D

Thanks to everyone that's ever posted on this board - without you, it'd just be Jim & me chatting back & forth (like on the Radio Show - LOL)

Jim wanted me to give a big shout out to ~~username~~ as well - without them, this board would be shit!

[Thumbler]

Happy Birthday to the board |thumb

[Jim]

WooHoo, Happy Birthday to us :)
Here's to another 10 years.

[Fonz]

Damn, has it been 2 years already? |bananna|
This calls for a celebration, now where's DJ Gabbo? |gabbo|

[MrMaryLou]

Congrats guys :) Happy Birthday :)

[Cleo]

Coffee is injected…
Good morning everyone. :)

Another warm one here. I'm so sore from tennis that I had trouble sleeping. I'll probably just stay indoors and work.

I added in a new sponsor yesterday since they offered hosted free sites in some niches that I needed but the sites have rotating pics. Now how the hell am I suppose to write a description if the pics change each day? Two galleries of nekkid pics…

[CrazySy]

Happy Birthday to the best board out there |thumb

[cd34]

haha, of all days for Thumbler not to try the username trick, it is enabled for everyone today.

Great job on the board guys. May you have many more years of prosperity and good fortune.

[Greenguy]

Cleo - I think I know what sponsor that is & I told them that it was the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

[urb]

Happy Birthday :)
|Jim |cake |cake |greenguy|

[Cleo]

Also Apple Computer was founded on April 1, 1976, with today being its 29th birthday. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_computer#Early_years)

[Useless]

For this special occasion, I went to the grocery store and picked myself up a box of glazed orange mini donuts which I am now washing down with my coffee. My keyboard is all sticky.

[dareutwo]

Morning All -
Happy BDay GG&Jim!!
Number 3 son turns 13 today too |twinkle

Headed off the cabin after baseball practice gets done.

[cockNballs]

For this special occasion, I went to the grocery store and picked myself up a box of glazed orange mini donuts which I am now washing down with my coffee. My keyboard is all sticky.

Ive never heard of a sticky keyboard bamed on donuts before :D

[MadMax]

Woo Hoo! Happy Birthday to the Board! That explains the recent drama....the "terrible twos" ;)

[docholly]

Oh DAYAM.. i posted in the Boogie April Fools thread.. like uh DUH.. ok blondage has set in..

HAPPY Anniversary and thanks for making this such a ROCKING awesome place.. |headbang|

dhg <<who doesn't know how she survived without the |bananna| - phone song for 49 years..

[T Pat]

|happybirt |cake |cake
sitting here in nothing but my underware I want to say Happy Birthday and Thankyou
I owe much to this board and the advice and help I've gotten from it's members without it I'ld probable be getting dressed for work right now |thumb

[Gabbo]

Fuck this board! It's my birthday! Who cares about a board when the real celebration should be directed at ME!!!!!!!!!

[Samurai Jack]

Happy B-Day! Wow, |greenguy| and |Jim have the same birthday. Are they twins?

:D

And nice use of the "me" tags. |thumb

[tjchuck]

Happy 2nd Birthday |happybirt

The |greenguy| and |Jim board rules |thumb

[neticule]

Happy happy birthday! Heres to another 2 great years! |bow|

[f69j69b]

Thanks to Greenguy & Jim and all the members who share their webmastering knowledge with newbies and not so newbies who still need to learn |peace|

Fred

[spazlabz]

Happy birthday to the most useful webmaster board on the net. It's really impressive to think about how much this board has grown and been recognized for excellence in the short 2 years its been live. good job guys

[stuveltje]

happy aniversary, you guys manage as the only board who made my name shown everywhere and drove me nuts, oke hiding again, kids put already salt in my coffee, change the timer of my toaster, shaked the cola bottle before i wanted to get me a cola....i said i stay at the background today on april fools day |couch| ...stil congrats guys |pink Stu--->>> taking her buddy christ and hide again behind the |couch|

[Bill]

Thanks Guys, for creating the most positive, upbeat, and downright fuckin useful adult webmaster hangout on the net today.

It's a real acheivement.

[grzepa]

Happy birthday to the best board out there !

[Vivid Jason]

Congrats guys! You have created a truly useful resource for all of us

|bananna|

[Verbal]

Well Happy Fuckin' Birthday! :)
Two years old already... they grow up so quickly (sigh).

[Linkster]

a little trivia

In 1984, back in the Stone Age of the internet, a message was distributed to the members of Usenet (the online messaging community that was one of the first forms the internet took) announcing that the Soviet Union was joining Usenet. This was quite a shock to many, since most assumed that cold war security concerns would have prevented such a link-up. The message purported to come from Konstantin Chernenko (from the address chernenko@kremvax.UUCP) who explained that the Soviet Union wanted to join the network in order to "have a means of having an open discussion forum with the American and European people." The message created a flood of responses. Two weeks later its true author, a European man named Piet Beertema, revealed that it was a hoax. This is believed to be the first hoax on the internet. Six years later, when Moscow really did link up to the internet, it adopted the domain name 'kremvax' in honor of the hoax

[Linkster]

An article by John Dvorak in the April 1994 issue of PC Computing magazine described a bill going through Congress that would make it illegal to use the internet while drunk, or to discuss sexual matters over a public network. The bill was supposedly numbered 040194 (i.e. 04/01/94), and the contact person was listed as Lirpa Sloof (April Fools backwards). The article said that the FBI was going to use the bill to tap the phone line of anyone who "uses or abuses alcohol" while accessing the internet. Passage of the bill was felt to be certain because "Who wants to come out and support drunkenness and computer sex?" The article offered this explanation for the origin of the bill: "The moniker 'Information Highway' itself seems to be responsible for SB 040194... I know how silly this sounds, but Congress apparently thinks being drunk on a highway is bad no matter what kind of highway it is." The article generated so many outraged phone calls to Congress that Senator Edward Kennedy's office had to release an official denial of the rumor that he was a sponsor of the bill

[plateman]

Its been a great time hear at greenguy and jims and many more... |viking|

[Linkster]

and the best

Subject: ATTENTION: NOTICE!!!
From: Wendy aka Classact <classact@avana.net>
Date: 1997/04/01
Message-Id: <199704011705.MAA18442@tiger.avana.net>
Newsgroups: alt.med.fibromyalgia


Important!
I'm passing this along to you in the event you didn't receive it
from other sources.


In my effort to keep everyone (especially the new people)
informed of internet administrivia:



To: All Internet Users

From: Kim Dereksen
Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Subject: Internet Cleaning

PLEASE PASS THIS NOTICE TO OTHER USERS WHO MAY NOT SEE IT!

As many of you know, each year the internet must be shut down for 24

hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which
eliminates dead e-mail and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows
for a better-working and faster internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m.
GMT on April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2. During that
24-hour period, five very powerful Japanese built multi-lingual
internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the
world will search the internet and delete any data that they
find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that
you do the following:

1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their
internet connections.

2. Shut down all internet servers, or disconnect them from the
internet.

3. Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the
internet.

4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the internet in any
way.

5. Avoid placing operating microwave ovens or toaster/toaster
ovens near your computer modem.

6. Avoid wearing nylon (or other dielectric fiber) undergarments
because of the possibility of electrical discharge.


We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some internet
users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any
inconvenience will be more than made up for by the increased speed and
efficiency of the internet, once it has been cleared of electronic
flotsam and jetsam.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Kim Dereksen
Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Sysops and others: Since the last internet cleaning, the number
of internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in
alerting the public of the upcoming internet cleaning by posting
this message where your users will be able to read it. Please
pass this message on to other sysops and internet users as well.
Thank you.
-

[Marchello]

happy 2nd B-day :):)

[Kinky]

and the best

Subject: ATTENTION: NOTICE!!!
From: Wendy aka Classact <classact@avana.net>
Date: 1997/04/01
Message-Id: <199704011705.MAA18442@tiger.avana.net>
Newsgroups: alt.med.fibromyalgia


Important!
I'm passing this along to you in the event you didn't receive it
from other sources.


In my effort to keep everyone (especially the new people)
informed of internet administrivia:



To: All Internet Users

From: Kim Dereksen
Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Subject: Internet Cleaning

PLEASE PASS THIS NOTICE TO OTHER USERS WHO MAY NOT SEE IT!

As many of you know, each year the internet must be shut down for 24

hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which
eliminates dead e-mail and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows
for a better-working and faster internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m.
GMT on April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2. During that
24-hour period, five very powerful Japanese built multi-lingual
internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the
world will search the internet and delete any data that they
find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that
you do the following:

1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their
internet connections.

2. Shut down all internet servers, or disconnect them from the
internet.

3. Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the
internet.

4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the internet in any
way.

5. Avoid placing operating microwave ovens or toaster/toaster
ovens near your computer modem.

6. Avoid wearing nylon (or other dielectric fiber) undergarments
because of the possibility of electrical discharge.


We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some internet
users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any
inconvenience will be more than made up for by the increased speed and
efficiency of the internet, once it has been cleared of electronic
flotsam and jetsam.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Kim Dereksen
Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Sysops and others: Since the last internet cleaning, the number
of internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in
alerting the public of the upcoming internet cleaning by posting
this message where your users will be able to read it. Please
pass this message on to other sysops and internet users as well.
Thank you.
-
that is fucking hilarious :D

Happy B-day GG&J and THANKS!!!

[LindaMight]

|bananna| Happy Happy Birthday!!!

Linda

[BlueQuartz]

happy birthday to a top notch resource site

[digifan]

It that today? I completely forgot :D

Thanks to everyone that's ever posted on this board - without you, it'd just be Jim & me chatting back & forth (like on the Radio Show - LOL)

Jim wanted me to give a big shout out to digifan as well - without them, this board would be shit!

Happy Birthday :D And thanks for the big shout lol I love this script it has so many new features |thumb

[Simon]

Happy Birthday Guys!

You've done a most excellent job of community building.

We should strike up the |band and have a big ole party.

Wishing you many more,

Simon

[AdultLoungeRaffi]

It that today? I completely forgot :D

Thanks to everyone that's ever posted on this board - without you, it'd just be Jim & me chatting back & forth (like on the Radio Show - LOL)

Jim wanted me to give a big shout out to AdultLoungeRaffi as well - without them, this board would be shit!

Happy Birthday guy and wish you the best in the coming years!! |bananna|

ps; your beginning to freak me out now...i really havent been here too long and your being too nice ? Although i do look forward to being here more often...nice to be part of it

[AdultLoungeRaffi]

oh wow...i just realized you have geo targeted post greenguy .. lol

can never tell if your realling talking to me directly or everyone...not sure if like these geotargeted posts?

[vivid]

I'm little late but happy birthday guys. |thumb

[frankthetank]

As usual I´m the latest, but everybody needs his brand;

Happy birthday |king|

[CybrFire]

I'm a little late getting in on this too...but happy birthday to one of the best webmaster boards on the web!

Here's to many more years of success and quality for GreenGuy & Jim |thumb

[SEO_Konsul]

happy birthday!!! thanks a lot for making this all possible

[Babagirls]

wow! well, Happy Birthday guys :)

[mrtaz4u]

happy birthday

[pornrex]

|thumb

|cake

now make a wish

[Newton - XXXAmi]

Happy Birthday to the board :)