Thinking About Banning The Word "Nude" (rant)

[MadMax]

I don't know what it is lately, but why do so many people think that the word "nude" belongs in every description they submit? I mean, if there are no "nude girls" on a site then don't put the fucking word "nude" in the description.

"Nude" means "no clothes on" for fuck's sake. When I see a description that says "nude girls pissing in the park" I'd better fucking see NUDE girls...not fully dressed women with their skirts pulled up.

I swear, I'm tempted to put "nude" on my list of banned words just because of the BS I've seen this week. Well...I probably won't.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming

Anybody else got words they'd ban if it wasn't for SEO? :D

[Thumbler]

Funnily enough , it would appear that Google Adwords no longer likes the word 'nude' either - I changed the URL on an ad earlier this week which has been running for months, and it suddenly said I couldn't use 'nude' any more. I couldn't believe it.

I changed it to 'naked' which was acceptable - just what the difference is (if any ) is debatable

[Verbal]

I know what you're saying. If I get grossly inaccurate descriptions I just delete the site (obviously the submitter doesn't bother to look at the site so why should I?). As for being overused, other words I can't stand seeing anymore are "hot, horny, amateur"... I'm sure the surfer couldn't care less though. :)

[MadMax]

I think I should add "perfect" to my list as well. If I had a nickel for every time I saw a submission that said "perfect blonde" or "perfect tits" or "perfect galleries", well, I'd have a lot of nickels. Perfect is a pretty high standard in my book, and I don't see much "perfect" anything.

[Thumbler]

Had a bad week? Maybe you need a |pink or a |clown| to cheer you up |waves|

[docholly]

better than a ban list, invite the submitters to OTB and they might learn something..

Last weeks topic was writing text and descriptions/titles were included.

Too bad that most of the time the people who need it most are "too busy" to take 1 hour a week to expand their biz. It's ok..that just leaves MORE for us.

|mml|

[Cleo]

I've been having much more success banner phrases instead of just words.

"Hot Blonde" is banned but not hot or blonde so you can still have a "Blonde on the hot sand" but you can't have a "Hot Blonde on the hot sand."

[Head Boy]

naked means without clothes and is a basic description. Nude is a word used by artists to describe an unclothed figure in an artistic creation (and is an attempt to make it non-sexual to avoid censorship). I guess for porn, naked makes dicks harder. :D

[Thumbler]

I thought all blondes were hot anyway. And all teens are cute or horny. Apparently some of them are also sluts ;)

[Cleo]

Blonde spreads her legs wide at the nude beach

Naked beach doesn't sound right

"Amateur" is one of my pet peeves.

Amateur blonde has amateur sex in amateur hardcore pics in her first time amateur lesbian amateur dildo cake baking amateur contest.

[Tart]

...Too bad that most of the time the people who need it most are "too busy" to take 1 hour a week to expand their biz. It's ok..that just leaves MORE for us.
|mml|

I'm sorry I missed last week! It won't happen again!

On a serious note, maybe a link to an online thesaurus (http://thesaurus.reference.com/) on your rules page would be a good hint :)

[Thumbler]

Naked beach doesn't sound right

I agree.... but it isn't the beach that is nude or naked, it's obviously the people on it.

My phrase that adwords didn't like is 'nude webcams' so they became 'naked webcams'.... but I have yet to see a webcam that is either nude or naked |cool|

[Mishi]

I'm sorry I missed last week! It won't happen again!

On a serious note, maybe a link to an online thesaurus (http://thesaurus.reference.com/) on your rules page would be a good hint :)

The day surfers start consulting a thesaurus before surfing is the day I'll get more creative with my descriptions. ;)

(Or maybe tomorrow, 'cause I am so bored with my sites...)

[Kron]

Good to know when I write descriptions on my free sites

So " Hot Nude Blonde with Perfect boobs - Awesome Amateur photos" is good description to use ? |badidea|

:D

[robeeq]

I think that banning words is bad idea. If you ban all words associated with porn and sex (hot, nude, sexy) then titles and descriptions of sites (search engines) will mistakable...

[Useless]

Tell me this. What the hell does nasty sexy mean? How about nasty gorgeous. Pick one people! She's either nasty or she's sexy. And the babes they describe as nasty have never had a nasty day in their sexy lives.

[msanchez]

Well one hand Im guilty as anyone for using nude, hot, and amateur, but there are just so many ways of describing a site and if you start banning these words then there will soon be other words that will take their place, and they will have to be banned to and so on and so on.

I wish I could think of more words to describe things, and even consult the thesarus daily but often times it comes back to just those same words that people are familiar with.

[MadMax]

Well, I'm not seriously going to ban the word. My issue is with how it's being used lately on my submissions. I mean, I don't think the meaning of the word "nude" is a mystery, and used properly I have no problem with it. It's the ones that use "nude" when they're describing a softcore strip that never gets all the way to nude, or a fetish site where nobody's acually nude, and so on.

[MeatPounder]

I think I should add "perfect" to my list as well. If I had a nickel for every time I saw a submission that said "perfect blonde" or "perfect tits" or "perfect galleries", well, I'd have a lot of nickels. Perfect is a pretty high standard in my book, and I don't see much "perfect" anything.
Ya know, that is a perfectly reasonable position and I perfectly understand your point.

[Presmar]

Tell me this. What the hell does nasty sexy mean? How about nasty gorgeous. Pick one people! She's either nasty or she's sexy. And the babes they describe as nasty have never had a nasty day in their sexy lives.


She could be a nasty ass sexy babe..:)

[dareutwo]

I decline "First Time" anything except in the amateur category. Because I do actually run across some that possibly could be first time pics, BUT they better be first timers on camera.
Descriptions or titles like "chick gets nailed in the ass for the first time".
And the sponsor content has them listed 15 times????
See ya.
I don't see Nude a whole lot, but then again I blacklist a lot :)

[HarryM]

oh yeah first time.. sure thing
I've had enough of seeing shit like "sex actions"
Hard sex actions.. yes sir, speak fucking english

[Useless]

Why is it that people cannot properly describe a series of 20 pics? Well, if you are describing pics of clothed individuals as nude, you are either lying or you're fucking idiot. There's no other possibility.

There are submitters who over-state what is really occurring in the pics. They describe what may be happening even if the pics don't back it up. That happens with anal a lot. If I can't see a cock slipping in to an asshole, it's not anal. But some people give anal descriptions for pics that have been taken from a bad angle and or such a distance so that you can't really tell where the cock is going or even if a cock is present. That happens with lesbian pics too. Two women posing together doesn't make them lesbians.

[Cleo]

I'm nude right now reading this board

[Useless]

This thread is useless without pics. :D

[stuveltje]

banning words... the only ban the words i dont like, like dad, son, mom, get shit of those the rest i dont care if i dont like it i reject

[zack2004]

Wecome back |bananna|,
I hope you enjoyed your holiday!

[swedguy]

I think it's time for a little thread revival.

After reviewing couple of hundred sites today I'm all dizzy and need to vent :D

A good description isn't:

" This brunette really needs your cock "
" 30 softcore pictures of shemale in 3 galleries "
Same description as title + one extra word that is sex, hot or some other useless word

Damn people, being a little creative doesn't hurt :)

[Tart]

You forgot one of my favs "Hot tranny sucks cock then gets fucked anally by guy" Or the descriptions that are just a bunch of dirty words scrambled together making no sense.
The worst part is that I've seen some really interesting content sets that are just begging for decent descriptions.. (of course this could be because Doc Holly and I are always trying to out do each other with crazy titles and descriptions) ;)

[swedguy]

(of course this could be because Doc Holly and I are always trying to out do each other with crazy titles and descriptions) ;)
And you sure succeed in doing so :D

[Cleo]

It is a real bitch to think up something new each day.

Hot Mature Sex Actions - The best ever free site since the best ever one yesterday

[swedguy]

Here's another winner :D

Title: Capitalize First Letter Of Each Word
Description: Voyeur galleries, spy pictures and hidden amateurs videos - hot voyeur shots - spy cams, hidden cams upskirts, nudity, bathroom peep hole cams

[MadMax]

What I'd like to know is why I keep missing out on the monthly convention at which everyone decides to build for the same niche for the next 30 days. This month for me it's BBW...anyone else?

[Tart]

I'm working on backlog.. currently I'm wading thru oodles of mr chew's asian beaver.. one gallery posing and one gallery screwing. Good to know I have BBW to look forward too!

[swedguy]

Pantyhose and Mr Chews here.

[MadMax]

I'm working on backlog.. currently I'm wading thru oodles of mr chew's asian beaver.. one gallery posing and one gallery screwing. Good to know I have BBW to look forward too!

Yup, Mr. Chews was the last couple weeks for me.

[Thumbler]

Swedguy, isn't it past your bedtime? Get some sleep, it will all be better in the morning :D

[Cleo]

Pantyhose and Mr Chews here too

[RawAlex]

My word of the year so far is DISSOLUTE.

What does it mean? Lacking moral restraint; indulging in sensual pleasures or vices.

In reality, what happened is that some dufus use a computerized translation system to go from russian to english, and the system spat that back. So now their are domains like dissolute-girls.com and sites like DISSOLUTE AND HORNY.

It is the sex actions of 2005.

Alex

[swedguy]

Swedguy, isn't it past your bedtime? Get some sleep, it will all be better in the morning :D
It sure is past my bedtime :D

But my goal today is 300 reviews and I only have a few left. I knew I shouldn't have started when it was about bedtime |pink

EDIT:
http://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=dissolute+porn&btnG=Search
Look at #1 for dissolute porn

"Two ebony dissolute chickens agree to suckle big black cock for moderate cash"

|haha

[Tart]

Damn.. I laughed so hard over that description I've got tears in my eyes..heaven help the next submitter that has dissolute in his title or description!

[docholly]

And you sure succeed in doing so :D

plaguerizing the directions on the kracker jax box helps..

RA: my dissolute friends say they loaded up babelfish with obscure terms so as to confuse the komrads.

mr chews pantyhose sounds like an oral fetish for nylons to me. |cool|

i'm stuck forever on t-girl island riding the bang bus full of backstreet bangers |angry|

[Useless]

I don't like to see horny in descriptions. It seems, I don't know, redundant. Oh wow, two people fucking! And they're horny too! Who'd a' thunk it?

How about 'cute sexy', 'hot sexy', 'sexy cutie', 'cute hottie', and the like? But even worse is when the descriptors contradict each other, such as 'nasty sexy' and 'ugly hottie'.

[Mishi]

plaguerizing the directions on the kracker jax box helps..

RA: my dissolute friends say they loaded up babelfish with obscure terms so as to confuse the komrads.

mr chews pantyhose sounds like an oral fetish for nylons to me. |cool|

i'm stuck forever on t-girl island riding the bang bus full of backstreet bangers |angry|


You're slaying me! And I like it! Does that make me dissolute? (Yes, I came across a dissolute flasher a mere half hour ago while reviewing subs. As opposed to a stoic flasher, I suppose. Just stopping in here for much-needed moral support. Or is that immoral support?)

Don't mind me - had dinner with Sir Moby and his lovely wife and young 'un tonight - it's no wonder I'm a bit deranged.

[Fonz]

Amateur blonde has amateur sex in amateur hardcore pics in her first time amateur lesbian amateur dildo cake baking amateur contest.
You forgot to add my favorite word:
Mature amateur blonde has mature amateur sex in mature amateur hardcore pics in her first time mature amateur lesbian amateur dildo cake baking mature amateur contest

Oh yeah and I like the guy that lets girls fuck black ducks, I think his name is Jim :D

[pornrex]

I'm nude right now reading this board
Prove it

[MadMax]

Let's have an "ultimate description" contest. Here's my entry:

"Perfect sexy horny mature amateur dissolute blondes have first time nude lesbian sex with perfect nude first time anal dildo sex actions in their first ever nude sexy amateur porn while they waiting for your perfect cock."

[Verbal]

Btw... wtf is a "cuckold"? I keep seeing this, but still have no idea.

[MadMax]

Btw... wtf is a "cuckold"? I keep seeing this, but still have no idea.

The actual meaning: When someone is "cuckolded" they're basically beyond pussy whipped, to the point where their woman has completely broken their spirit. The way I see the word used in descriptions, either there's another meaning for it that I have never encountered or it's the babelfish fucking with people again :)

[Useless]

Addtionally, it often refers to the man when the wife has cheated. 'You've made a cuckold of me', meaning the that his slut wife has been fucking around and he never knew it.

[Fonz]

my search for the word 'cuckold'

4 definitions found

cuckold - Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 :

Cowfish \Cow"fish`\ (kou"f[i^]sh`), n. (Zool.)
(a) The grampus.
(b) A California dolphin (Tursiops Gillii).
(c) A marine plectognath fish (Ostracoin quadricorne, and
allied species), having two projections, like horns, in
front; -- called also cuckold, coffer fish,
trunkfish.
[1913 Webster]

Cuckold \Cuck"old\ (k?k"?ld), n. [OE. kukeweld, cokewold,
cokold, fr. OF. coucoul, cucuault, the last syllable being
modified by the OE. suffix -wold (see Herald); cf. F. cocu
a cuckold, formerly also, a cuckoo, and L. cuculus a cuckoo.
The word alludes to the habit of the female cuckoo, who lays
her eggs in the nests of other birds, to be hatched by them.]
1. A man whose wife is unfaithful; the husband of an
adulteress. --Shak.
[1913 Webster]

2. (Zool.)
(a) A West Indian plectognath fish (Ostracion triqueter
).
(b) The cowfish.
[1913 Webster]

Cuckold \Cuck"old\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Cuckolded; p. pr. &
vb. n. Cuckolding.]
To make a cuckold of, as a husband, by seducing his wife, or
by her becoming an adulteress. --Shak.
[1913 Webster]

cuckold - WordNet (r) 2.0 (August 2003) :

cuckold
n : a man whose wife committed adultery
v : be sexually unfaithful to one's partner in marriage; "She
cheats on her husband"; "Might her husband be wandering?"
[syn: cheat on, cheat, betray, wander]

I'm guessing we're searching for the last one :)

[MadMax]

Hmm.. I stand corrected :) Seems the context I've heard that word used in has always been wrong :)

[Doug E]

funny thing about some of the people annoyed with the over used 'descriptive' words is when i try to be creative in my descriptions none of the major gallery site reviewers appreciate it at all. :P

words like schmokin, bo D acious (sound it out), sexcellent and all that is misunderstood and quite often my descriptions get changed completely to contain words like nude and hot and horny. i personally, as a surfer, cant stand seeing the same old tiresome descriptions, but i suppose ive seen so many descriptions that they all seem old and tiresome at this point. The only way around it that I can see would be to start accepting descriptions written in Swahili or Klingon.

but im tired and having fun so dont ban my submits before i start throwing em at some of you guys :D

[Verbal]

Nice Fonz... mystery solved. I still think that word is just silly sounding. :)

[Thumbler]

It's Shakespeareian English - have you not read Othello old chap?

[swedguy]

Suweeet! I got myself some dissolute porn |bananna|

" Our teens are very crazy and dissolute. Their cherry asses are so tight. "


:D

[Horny Dude]

On a serious note, maybe a link to an online thesaurus (http://thesaurus.reference.com/) on your rules page would be a good hint :)

I just searched "Amateur" in the thesaurus and it gave me this: abecedarian(One who is a beginner)... Going to use that in my submits this week...

Abecedarian teen gets her pussy fucked as she sucks another hard cock!

Sounds so sexy...hahaha

[swedguy]

Nothing beats the Thesaurus Jockey's. I love their tongue twisting descriptions :D