Too Stupid For Porn?

[SirMoby]

Personally I love my surfers because they pay my bills and I'm thankful for that. However, there are occasions when some surfers seem too stupid to surf for porn.

How do you help these people?

mY NAME IS aol uSER AND i JUST USED MY CREDIT CARD TO SIGNUP AND MY PASSWORD DOES NOT WORK!
Try explaing the caps lock key to a new AOL or Earthlink user

You @#!% I just signed up and never recieved my username and password.
My email responce gets bounced. It explains that the username and password were on the screen and in the confirmation email

I'm in love with (some chick that is fucking 2 guys for money) because she is such a sweet girl and I would like to marry her. I know that my mother would love her.
I think dad might be proud but something tells me mom will think she's a slut


If I ever have neagative feelings towards to even 1% of my customers I'll change professions but these people are TOO STUPID FOR PORN!

[Cleo]

Yeah I do a lot of this |banghead| being Angel's tech support.
|banghead| |banghead| |banghead|

I love the ones that want to know why Real Player doesn't play any of her vids, they are all mpegs.

[HoneLynn]

New AOL users are the worst. I remember back in the day when there were still a good amount of WebTV users as well. Talk about a hair ripping experience.

[Mefo]

hahah I always love surfer mails, I always piss my pants when we receive the most weird questions

[Kinky]

Personally I love my surfers because they pay my bills and I'm thankful for that. However, there are occasions when some surfers seem too stupid to surf for porn.

How do you help these people?

mY NAME IS aol uSER AND i JUST USED MY CREDIT CARD TO SIGNUP AND MY PASSWORD DOES NOT WORK!
Try explaing the caps lock key to a new AOL or Earthlink user

You @#!% I just signed up and never recieved my username and password.
My email responce gets bounced. It explains that the username and password were on the screen and in the confirmation email

I'm in love with (some chick that is fucking 2 guys for money) because she is such a sweet girl and I would like to marry her. I know that my mother would love her.
I think dad might be proud but something tells me mom will think she's a slut


If I ever have neagative feelings towards to even 1% of my customers I'll change professions but these people are TOO STUPID FOR PORN!
the first two are not the sharpest marble in the bunch, but the third is the best customer in the world :D

[SinSational]

Personally I love my surfers because they pay my bills and I'm thankful for that. However, there are occasions when some surfers seem too stupid to surf for porn.

How do you help these people?

mY NAME IS aol uSER AND i JUST USED MY CREDIT CARD TO SIGNUP AND MY PASSWORD DOES NOT WORK!
Try explaing the caps lock key to a new AOL or Earthlink user

You @#!% I just signed up and never recieved my username and password.
My email responce gets bounced. It explains that the username and password were on the screen and in the confirmation email

I'm in love with (some chick that is fucking 2 guys for money) because she is such a sweet girl and I would like to marry her. I know that my mother would love her.
I think dad might be proud but something tells me mom will think she's a slut


If I ever have neagative feelings towards to even 1% of my customers I'll change professions but these people are TOO STUPID FOR PORN!

lol. i've gotten some stupid questions as well.

[Opti]

I've got real life friends that ask to be introduced to chicks they see in thumb galleries linked off my sites. |dizzy|

[SinSational]

I've got real life friends that ask to be introduced to chicks they see in thumb galleries linked off my sites. |dizzy|

lol, if only it were that easy |waves|

[Dagwolf]

lol, if only it were that easy |waves|


Take them to a convention. |thumb

Get them to pay for your pass for the privelege.

[rtv]

hahaha funny letters.
Got this one:
I like your site very much. Now my question: I am in Moscow from time to time. Would it be possible to meet the girl Shiela M?

[T Pat]

I had to check this thread out to make sure it wasn't about me
I get regular e-mails from members that don't understand "user name and password"
When I was doing the escort thing the e-mails realy got to me was I getting 5 to 10 e-mails a day from guys wanting to know if the girls would take it up the ass. and another 5 or 10 emails a day from lonely guys wanting to build a relationship with a girl and rescue her from her life of debauchery

[Dagwolf]

I had to check this thread out to make sure it wasn't about me
I get ... 5 or 10 emails a day from lonely guys wanting to build a relationship with a girl and rescue her from her life of debauchery


Thats kind of sad, actually. :(

[rtv]

When I was doing the escort thing the e-mails realy got to me was I getting 5 to 10 e-mails a day from guys wanting to know if the girls would take it up the ass. and another 5 or 10 emails a day from lonely guys wanting to build a relationship with a girl and rescue her from her life of debauchery

I wonder what kind of good relationships can be builded with licentious girls.

[codemonkey]

I was once offered a ferrari and a yacht from a guy who wanted to marry my girlfriend lol

and stupid emails this one has gotta be up there with the best of them...

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[T Pat]

I wonder what kind of good relationships can be builded with licentious girls.
li·cen·tious Audio pronunciation of "licentious" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (l-snshs)
adj.

1. Lacking moral discipline or ignoring legal restraint, especially in sexual conduct.
2. Having no regard for accepted rules or standards.

I don't know rtv the girls I know well are doing it legaly and sending the majority of their money home to support their families

[T Pat]

I was once offered a ferrari and a yacht from a guy who wanted to marry my girlfriend lol


codemonkey I'm curiouse do you still have the same girlfriend?

[Mishi]

I wonder what kind of good relationships can be builded with licentious girls.

Ask venturi. |headbang|

[codemonkey]

codemonkey I'm curiouse do you still have the same girlfriend?

Of course! :D lol

[T Pat]

Of course! :D lol
|thumb cool She must be HOT
I have a few ex girlfriends that I would of gladly traded off for a Moped and a Row Boat

[venturi]

Ask venturi. |headbang|
SLUT! |lovers|

[HoneLynn]

SLUT! |lovers|
Awww, now that is true love for ya.

[Mishi]

Awww, now that is true love for ya.

|bananna|

We WILL be seeing you in Tempe, correct? |blowkiss|

[codemonkey]

|thumb cool She must be HOT
I have a few ex girlfriends that I would of gladly traded off for a Moped and a Row Boat

I think shes hot :) you can see for yourself over at <insert shameless plug here>www.cuteplumper.com </shameless plug>

[HoneLynn]

|bananna|

We WILL be seeing you in Tempe, correct? |blowkiss|
I will be there! |blowkiss|