i wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends

[dillinger]

having a site with so many TOP 10 spots
on Google for all the popular keywords,
i really wonder how many quality sponsor
hits one can send.

[Sean416]

get back to work :)

[Boogie]

more than 5, less than a billion.

[Taass]

I just wish he's send some of those to me :D

[Certifiedbitch]

we can ask greenguy when it comes to that matter. |thumb

[ShermsShack]

That's a hard question for anybody with real traffic to answer. The answer is generally:

Enough to live off of.....comfortably. |headbang|

[Wazza]

I'm not 100% sure if this is correct or even if I should passing this info on - but I'm told by a reliable source that it's a multiple of 6.

[Mishi]

That post almost looked like haiku.
I would like to write a Greenguy haiku.

Greenguy traffic rocks
It flows down to my sponsors
Sales are often made

Not bad for the first try in twenty years, I'd say! |pink

[Nickname]

If you want to see some serious serp loving, check out Jay's :D

[Greenguy]

Mishi - now that's fucking funny! |jester|

I don't even know how much traffic I have over all my domains, let alone where the go - but I think Wazza hit it on the head that it's a multiple of 6 :D

My question to you is: "Why do you care?"

[msanchez]

Greenguy traffic rocks
It flows down to my sponsors
Sales are often made


Mishi you started my day off right |headbang|

everyday should start with a haiku

[Cleo]

I can give you an exact answer…

More then I do and less then Google does.

[Useless]

There's really a more important question here. Did venturi forget to refill Mishi's precriptions?

Here's a completely unrelated poem that I wrote a few months ago.

EARMUFFS
Chicks with big tits
don't dig me
and I am
OK
with that
because they are
not
on the top of my list
either
accept when my ears
are cold

[docholly]

That post almost looked like haiku.
I would like to write a Greenguy haiku.

Greenguy traffic rocks
It flows down to my sponsors
Sales are often made

Not bad for the first try in twenty years, I'd say! |pink

OMG that is awesome.. my son is studying poetry over the next 3 weeks.. we could hijack that for his Haiku!!

|pink

[Verbal]

That post almost looked like haiku.
I would like to write a Greenguy haiku.

Greenguy traffic rocks
It flows down to my sponsors
Sales are often made

Not bad for the first try in twenty years, I'd say! |pink

Mishi, that would make a great sig, heheh. :)

[Slinx]

..

My question to you is: "Why do you care?"
Motivation???

[Useless]

What the hell? No one likes my poem? That damn thing is going to make me a Nobel Laureate one day. Don't make me unleash my poetic license on you people. |greenguy|

[Greenguy]

I like your poem - reminds me of |mml|

[venturi]

There's really a more important question here. Did venturi forget to refill Mishi's precriptions?
See what happens when you rely on filling your 'scripts of L-Dopa from the Mexican black market?!

Here's a completely unrelated poem that I wrote a few months ago.

EARMUFFS
Chicks with big tits
don't dig me
and I am
OK
with that
because they are
not
on the top of my list
either
accept when my ears
are cold
I vote we make this the first entry in the soon to be 1st Annual MML Boob Hats Poetry Festival. |thumb

[Wazza]

Useless Warrior - I cant believe noone replied saying they liked your poem...

Before GG did that is |clown|

[Ms Naughty]

Well I liked them both.
Shall we do limericks next?

[Wazza]

My limerick from grade 3

There once was a girl called Lisa
Who loved pepperoni pizza
One day it was too hot
So she strangled herself with a garrot
And that was the end of Lisa

For some unknown reason I had to take a letter home to my parents that day... |loony|

[Ms Naughty]

I was going to do one involving a rhyme of "Greenie" and "weenie" but I couldn't think of anywhere to put the word "Nantucket"

[cd34]

thank goodness he isn't Orangeguy

or Windowguy

[Cleo]

Or a GayGuy

[cd34]

oh come on Cleo... :) too many words rhyme with Gay...

but I can't think of any that rhyme with Orange or Window -- which would make poetry a bit more difficult.

[Cleo]

SupercalifrajalisticexpialidociousGuy

[Wazza]

There once was a bloke called Greenguy
Who made a porn site whose non 3rd party counter did fly
How much traffic does he send to sponsors? wondered the hicks
And Wazza the smartarse said it was a multiple of six
UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

[Alphawolf]

Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day. |thumb

[Porn Meister]

There is a green man
his middle finger upraised
sponsors smile on him.

[Porn Meister]

My first name is Ralph
my cats breath smells like catfood
I bent my Wookie

:D

[babymaker]

ahhhh just did the division, wazza was off lol not a multiple of 6 :D 44719.5 just a little off :)

[Useless]

UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

[Mishi]

I was going to do one involving a rhyme of "Greenie" and "weenie" but I couldn't think of anywhere to put the word "Nantucket"

Hehe, it's just not a limerick without "Nantucket", now is it...

[Mishi]

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

Well, heckfire, UW, I responded to your beautiful poem, but I don't see my post. Poo and wah. Anyway, it rocks!

[venturi]

There once was a Jim from Nantucket,
who had traffic o'erflowing his bucket.
Then he saw a Green Guy,
and exclaimed "OH MY MY!"
And last I heard they were engaged. |pokefun|

(I'm following UW's suggestion that forced rhyming is bad for poetry.)

[spacemanspiff]

Iambic Pentameter

A question often asked and rarely told.
The answer to which seems to be in doubt.
On this I'm sure the lad will never fold.
Tis his to know and yours to not find out.

|thumb

[Greenguy]

Using sponsortracker, he sends 268,317 uniques per day. |thumbThat's not divisible by 6 :D

[kristian]

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |headbang| |bananna|

[Wazza]

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told. ;)

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.
It's funny cause it's true |bow|

[LB]

I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.

[amadman]

Ok..ok... here is mine.

My oh my I wonder how much
greenguy sends to sponsors and such
I guess it don't matter
its my money I'm after
Cause I can spend those bucks :D

[Wazza]

I saw greenguy's stats last year and almost fainted. The traffic he gets from google is staggering.
Crack a crap joke or fuck off |couch|






























j/k :D

[Useless]

Crack a crap joke or fuck off |couch|

Yeah! When did this thread suddenly turn to GG's stats?

When would one use this smiley: |viking| ?

[kristian]

Yeah! When did this thread suddenly turn to GG's stats?

When would one use this smiley: |viking| ?

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and
found his name missing from the town register. His wife
insisted on complaining to the local civic official who
apologized profusely, saying, "I must have taken Leif off
my census."

|viking|

:D

[jennym]

I wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends

Iambic Pentameter

A question often asked and rarely told.
The answer to which seems to be in doubt.
On this I'm sure the lad will never fold.
Tis his to know and yours to not find out.


|thumb

[Alphawolf]

What's this thread about?

[Useless]

What's this thread about?
|viking| Vikings! |viking|

[kristian]

Vikings!

I can't believe it!! You just missed your opportunity to use |viking|


|couch|

[Greenguy]

If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses :D

[Useless]

I can't believe it!! You just missed your opportunity to use |viking|

Thank |greenguy| for the EDIT button...:D

[kristian]

If the Vikings made it to the Super Bowl, we'd look like fucking geniuses :D


The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When it came time for weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday. This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero.

The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch and sent a spy dressed in green and yellow to check it out. This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs. of fish and the Vikings STILL had zero.

The Vikings then asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.

"Hell yes, they're cheating. They're drilling holes in the ice!!"

[Alphawolf]

>> CLICK HERE NOW! << to INDULGE ALL YOUR VIKING FANTASIES!!! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/vikings/)

|thumb

[Alphawolf]

You removed the bigger fonts? :( Who can possibly notice a font that small? :)

[kristian]

It's not the size of the font, it's how you use it that counts :D

[cd34]

people with small fonts always say that

[Greenguy]

>> CLICK HERE NOW! << to INDULGE ALL YOUR VIKING FANTASIES!!! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/vikings/)

|thumb Quit spamming Kristian's UK sites :D

[kristian]

people with small fonts always say that
|haha

the smallest and the prettiest fonts here

[kristian]

I'm actually a little bored with www.bbc.co.uk Been thinking of doing something a little different with it.

Big Black Cunts : Gaping ebony pussies

Black Bi Convicts : paysite with black guys shafting in prison cells

I should contact urb...

[Greenguy]

C WORD ALERT C WORD ALERT

[kristian]

OH FUCK Don't ban me, I meant to say Wazza!!! lol

[Alphawolf]

I see you found an interesting use for gmail. :)

I'm pepping up to porn again. Lemme go promote some Viking sites while I'm hot and bothered.

[kristian]

I see you found an interesting use for gmail. :)


Thanks...but can you stop emailing me...for the last time, I only visit ladies...or ladyboys |pimpin

[Alphawolf]

Thanks...but can you stop emailing me...for the last time, I only visit ladies...or ladyboys |pimpin

Now that I know you have a 'little font', you do nothing for me anyways. :)

[Taass]

>> CLICK HERE NOW! << to INDULGE ALL YOUR VIKING FANTASIES!!! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/vikings/)
|thumb
Heh.. one quote from that site i find kinda cute :
The Vikings attacked Britain's holy places, slaughtered its monks and carried away countless treasures. Find out why they came to Britain.Now i don't know if thats a trick question, but my guess would be that they came to britain to slaughter their monks and carried away countless treasures ??

[kristian]

Now that I know you have a 'little font', you do nothing for me anyways. :)

Ahhh...so if my font was bigger, you'd crave it! Methinks someone likes the cock :D

|pokefun| AW

[venturi]

ok, who hijacked this thread!?

Weren't we talking about Vikings |viking| (http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/) !!!

[Ms Naughty]

Vikings??? |viking|
I thought we were writing poetry. Possibly in small fonts.

[kristian]

Vikings??? |viking|
I thought we were writing poetry. Possibly in small fonts.

How did this massive thread turn into a thread about my tiny penis? |dizzy|

[Ms Naughty]

Of course, we could do Viking poetry
http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/meters.htm

Boyish you were, bane of, staying,
barest wolf-greed, men unruly;
helmsman ran with hostile thinking,
high-ship-front's, from you and country

Or Vogon poetry:

O Feedled Gruntbuggly,
? ... Thy nacturations are to me!
As plurdled gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

[Useless]

Angry Viking: |slice
Someone must have told him that he had a small font.

[Wazza]

[insert laughs where appropriate]

Have been offline all day - a tree fell over and knocked out power to the local phone exchange... this happened a couple of months back when we last got heavy rain... the phone company has reliably informed me that it wasn't the same tree |viking|

[Greenguy]

[insert laughs where appropriate]

Have been offline all day |haha a tree fell over and knocked out power to the local phone exchange...|haha this happened a couple of months back when we last got heavy rain...|haha the phone company has reliably informed me that it wasn't the same tree |pokefun| |viking|
laughs inserted |pink

[Wazza]

laughs inserted |pink
That's right... you dance boy!

[Alphawolf]

Ahhh...so if my font was bigger, you'd crave it! Methinks someone likes the cock :D

|pokefun| AW

That was out little secret. |lovers|

Besides, Jim told me if I don't push back, it's not gay. |thumb

And ya know- you are handy to have around when I need a toothpick. |cool|

[kristian]

[insert laughs where appropriate]

it wasn't the same tree |viking|

|haha |haha

[Alphawolf]

Most useless thread in gg&j history. :)

[kristian]

The history of the internet possibly...

[Greenguy]

Well, if you all would stop posting to it & bumping it up so that people think there's something going on in here.....

NO WAIT! |banghead|

[kristian]

You had a homer moment |haha

[Alphawolf]

Let's start a story. I'll begin.

Once upon a time, in a land far away there was a princess who....

[kristian]

...thought Alpha Wolf was guy.
































































:D j/k

[kristian]

Oh dear, I think I've hurt AWs feelings :D

|flowers|

[Useless]

Once upon a time, in a land far away there was a princess who....
...was locked in a castle tower by Cleo, the omnipotent ruler of Perversion. Queen Cleo kept the princess for her own amusement. When Cleo first captured the princess three years earlier, she had not yet had her breast augmentation surgery and still looked rather manly.

[Cleo]

Look for new content coming next month…

[Greenguy]

OK - enough's enough :)

[Linkster]

Actually I happen to KNOW how much GG sends to a sponsor - but Im not gonna tell :)

And if we are going to get a damn princess - I get first dibs on the ribs :)

|linkster

[Alphawolf]

Oh dear, I think I've hurt AWs feelings :D

|flowers|

Respect your elders, poopie head.

[Wazza]

...thought Alpha Wolf was guy.
































































:D j/k

You stole my bit!

"oh no, he's killed the original Alfalfa!"

|viking|

[Greenguy]

If I posted "OK - enough's enough" with this |banghead| would you guys stop posting to this thread?

[Alphawolf]

If I posted "OK - enough's enough" with this |banghead| would you guys stop posting to this thread?

You just bumped it again. LOL.

Okie dokie...

RIP useless viking kristians little 'font' thread...

Lock it up. |thumb

[Chop Smith]

If I posted "OK - enough's enough" with this |banghead| would you guys stop posting to this thread?
I hear you, but Gabbo has not spoken a single word in this thread. He said that Greenguy was not sending enough hits to sponsors and that he need to tighten his jock strap.

[dillinger]

this has got to stop

next one to bump this will be an ugly ass licking gobling

[Mishi]

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and
found his name missing from the town register. His wife
insisted on complaining to the local civic official who
apologized profusely, saying, "I must have taken Leif off
my census."

|viking|

:D

|barf|

(You got me.)

[Mishi]

Of course, we could do Viking poetry
http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/meters.htm

Boyish you were, bane of, staying,
barest wolf-greed, men unruly;
helmsman ran with hostile thinking,
high-ship-front's, from you and country

Or Vogon poetry:

O Feedled Gruntbuggly,
? ... Thy nacturations are to me!
As plurdled gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*Dashes off to hide self in towel...*

[Mishi]

this has got to stop

next one to bump this will be an ugly ass licking gobling

Oh crap, I didn't read ahead. |bananna|