Dear Skinfiliates,

I wanted to keep you up to date on a couple projects we're working on. They've already been proving their worth by helping with ratios, and just spicing things up a bit:

We've launched two new Wrapper Pages at MrSkin.com:

...and six New Video Tours:






These are dependent on (30 day) cookies, so unless you delete 'em before refreshing your page you'll get the same one every time. Although the new ones are already showing better results, we're testing the different designs against each other to weed out the poorest performers. This will only help with ratios, and is just part of a process at Skin Headquarters that's been going on for years.

We have a crack team of Skinstatisticians here to pour through the data - folks who have degrees that weren't found in a Cracker Jack box. As the numbers dictate we'll keep the best-performing pages, cut the slackers and introduce new ones as our data shows which direction to take them.

Nothing is required on your part to take advantage of these new features. Just sit back and watch your ratios creep slowly downward, not unlike my penis when I switch the channel from The Girls Next Door to The View.

Skincerely,
Rob
MrSkin Cash