From: Chop's Cash
Date: July 1 2006

Doc Holly Says:
 'Porn on the 4th of July'
The staff of Chop's Cash is giving our affiliates their own Independence day!!

We have patriotic themed hosted promos that will have your surfers hotter than a firecracker and their cocks standing up to salute!!

FREE SITES (8)
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_tight_and_blue/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_white_and_deja_vu/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_white_and_chew/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_white_and_boom/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/shed_white_and_blue/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/head_white_and_blew/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_white_and_shoe/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/yww-red-wife-blue/index.php?XXXXXX
TGP Galleries (7)
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_tight_and_blue/images/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_white_and_deja_vu/images/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_white_and_chew/images/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_white_and_boom/images/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/shed_white_and_blue/images/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/head_white_and_blew/images/?XXXXXX
http://www.chopsmiths.com/red_white_and_shoe/images/?XXXXXX

All of these should make your surfers wanting to have an explosive experience this weekend.  Of course, our hosted blogs will be carrying on this theme all weekend long.

So Declare your independence from work, give your site some fireworks, kick back and roast that hog, cuz Chop's Cash staff is on watch this weekend.

Be sure to pick up your picnic basket full of links already posted on the Chop's Cash website
 
Resource Admin Tracking System
Thanks, Simon! That sounds better than RATS is here.

We have the reputation of taking care of our affiliates. Some of you requested the ability to mark the hosted links you download.  Okay here is your tool as requested.

The staff calls our hosted promo interface "RATS". It should be called "KATS" but it damn sure is not "NATS" because we do not make our affiliates jump thru hoops to get their hosted links. And now they can even mark what they have previously downloaded. Now add the RSS feed feature and we be the da bomb when it comes to supporting our affiliates.

Hold on to your jock straps, HFS Links users, it is coming your way soon.
 
Useless Warrior does
 Blog Feeds for Non-Bloggers!
Go find your reading glasses because we have a lot of ground to cover.

As you know, Chop's Cash very recently released an array of 8 niche blogs and associated RSS feeds. Luckily for us, most of you loved them.  But guess what... People without blogs were left out in the cold and couldn't enjoy the warm sensation often experienced while using our keyword-enriched blog content. What kind of rotten bastards would create such a magnificent tool while knowingly excluding a large portion of their affiliate base? Not us, by golly!

So, for those of you who would love to take advantage of our blog feeds on your non-blog pages, we introduce to you 'Live Feeds' (that's what I'm calling it, damn it). No blog or feed reader needed.

You can now add our RSS 2.0 feeds to any page where PHP can be executed. Not only do we let you choose which site feed you want to employ, we also allow you to choose the number of blog posts displayed AND whether you want the full blog posts or the truncated excerpts. Damn, we're good!

Can you copy and paste? Of course you can. That's all you do all friggin' day. Log in to Chop's Cash, click on 'Hosted Blogs' and you'll see the link for our spanky new Live Feeds. Make your selections and our interface will instantly create the PHP include for you to paste onto your page where you want our blog posts to appear. You'll also need to ensure that your page has the correct charset in your meta tags, but don't worry - we'll give you the correct tag to copy and paste. And no - you do not need to know PHP.

Wanna know the best part? Once you've pasted in a few lines of code - you're done. When we update our hosted blogs, your page content automatically changes to the freshest blog posts.

Not convinced that this is for you? Need a working example? You are hard to please, aren't you? In THIS EXAMPLE, a single full post from the HardRawSex Blog was added to spice up a dull page.
 OVER HERE,  I've pulled 3 full posts from Young Whore Wives onto the wide left column AND 5 post excerpts from Hard Raw Sex onto the narrow gray right column.

Okay, who just whined "all my pages are HTML so I still can't use your feeds." Sure you can. We'll even give you the single line of code to paste onto your htaccess file that tells your Apache server to execute PHP on your static HTML pages. This is an example of our BLOG POSTS ON AN HTML PAGE.

If you have any questions about how to use these feeds or experience any difficulty, hit me up at 344-165-348 I'll get you all fixed up.

Log in to Chop's Cash for further instructions.
 

Stay Safe
Doc Holly and Useless Warrior's support staff; Tart, Celtic Tiger, Chop and other unmentionables; wish you a fun weekend.  Please stay safe.

Chop's Cash & HFSLinks.com

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