I’m feeling pretty sad today.
If you are a US webmaster, you’re
probably sad, too.
There are no more political
debates.
No more chances to see wrinkly old men act like they care
about me.
(I like to turn down the
sound and pretend they are praising me for good report cards...but that might be
sharing too much.)
Luckily, I made sure the VCR was set to tape
the debates weeks in advance. As soon as my "Big John Kerry Vibrating Blow-Up
Doll" arrives via mail order, I will be SET!
Now, what’s new
in FLASHCA$H land…
1) *NEW* HOSTED GALLERIES
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This week more
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Get
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today!
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There's something
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3) COO-COO
CURACAO
Are you one of
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hang with the mucky muchks of the Adult Internet, but you have the opportunity
to attend the FLASHCA$H “Night at the Mirage” at the famous Curacao brothel. Of
course, “Attendance” at the Mirage can take many forms. You can tell people you
just went to check out the place and have a drink. (Your secret is safe with
us.)
4) FUCKING
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The DAILY Flash of
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but will probably NOT win. (check out www.flashoffuckingbrilliance.com
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5) WED. CONVERSION
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If you have too much money, donate some to
Hal.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
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Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Mankind,
when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government."
--George
Washington
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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