 Election fever! Woo-Hoo! Ain’t it exciting?
Sheesh.
I don’t have election fever…I may have a mild case of
“election chapped lips” at best.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a voter and I
care…I’m just losing my mind with the crap that passes as campaigning. I envy
you non-US folks. Well, unless you live in a place where there are no
elections at all and your “vote” consists of which body part you want beaten
that week. But the rest of you, who don’t have to see the chimp and
Frankenstein on every channel, are lucky.
I pity the poor souls who
live in swing states. Your televisions are so clogged with political ads that
they are barely worth turning on. (Of course, you could argue they haven’t
been worth turning on since they cancelled “Quantum Leap”…but then you’d be a
dork.)
Without getting partisan,
there is one redeeming part of all this: Voting is an
aphrodisiac. Oh, sure! You didn’t know that? If you can’t get laid on
election day, there is something seriously wring with you. (Election chapped
lips, perhaps?) And for those of you looking for an election day orgy,
check out votergasm.com. Rush Limbaugh is
outraged about the site, so that’s good enough for me.
Now, what’s new
in FLASHCA$H land…
2) FUCKING
BRILLIANT!
The members area
FLASHCA$H message boards kick ass. They are friendly,
no-nonsenese, and informative. DavidD, NetPiddler, and others are quick to help
out or discuss ideas.
But, sometimes I cruise
other boards, too. And often I am disappointed by the "quantity over quality"
level of posting..
:(
So much so, that FLASHCA$H
is going to do what they can to raise the level of discourse going on message
boards today.
How, you ask?
Once a day we are selecting a
post that is a FLASH
of FUCKING BRILLIANCE. The winner gets $20 ePassported to the them,
their post is put on the www.flashoffuckingbrilliance.com
blog, and they get the undying appreciation of the entire webmaster
community.
You can check out winning
posts here.
And please
EMAIL me if you see (or post
yourself) anything that is helpful to the webmaster community! halcyon@flashcash.com.
2) 150 NEW FREE HOSTED GALLERIES
TEMPLATES
Yeah you heard
me. 150 new ones.
If you jerked off to one an hour, and never stopped to
sleep...You could masturbate continually for almost 7 days.
Of course, I
don't suggest using that information with your surfers. And, take it from
personal experience, I don't suggest 7 straight days of masturbating for
yourself, either. Sure, the skin eventually heals...but it makes for some
awkward weeks.
Go grab your codes!
 3) NEW TEEN MOVIE ZONE CONTENT
If you make your
own galleries, a new free content set featuring a cute blondie is available
for download.
And if you use hosted
galleries, make sure you are using the new “email me my links” tools in
the members section.
4) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
Hal.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Beer. Now
there's a temporary solution."
--Homer
Simpson
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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