I have returned from my week in the desert.
It was the
annual Burning Man festival where wackiness, fire, and nudity
are the norm.
I played a round of porno bowling, danced like crazy,
kissed all sorts of girls, and destroyed all but 17 of my brain cells. The
festival is split into 1000’s of theme camps who each do something cool. Some
provide Dj’s and dancefloors. Some make sculptures. Some cook food. And some
are, well…hard to explain.
For example I decided to
skip the “Eggs & Porno” camp. At the E&P camp they would cook
you breakfast if you starred in a porn film for them in their makeshift studio.
It was all for fun and they burned the tapes at the end of the week (they said).
Even so, I like to keep my sperm and my egg whites as far away from each other
as possible.
Even at Burning Man, ejaculate is NOT a part of my well balanced
breakfast.
While I let my seventeen
brain cells struggle to recover, let’s check out what’s new in
FLASHCA$H land…
1) HOSTED GALLERIES BY
EMAIL!!!
Are you ready?!
Your life is about to get much easier. No, I didn't finish
building you a robotic maid. But FLASHCA$H has completed something just as
good.
You can now get
our hosted galleries emailed to you daily or weekly, for
whatever sites or programs you want!
The gallery links
come ready for insertion into TGP software, or in an HTML email, whatever you
specify. And if you need other formats or options, just let us know.
Now
THAT is something that will get your porn and eggs
stirring! WOO-HOO!!!
Look
for mailing options @ flashcash.com
today!
2) YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FREE
CONTENT!!!
You want the
free content!?!? You can't HANDLE the free content!!!
Oh, you can?
well, that;s great! We have 3 new free picture sets for you to use. (Sorry
about that whole Jack Nickolson attitude.)
- Big 'ol Brunette Boobies
for Tit
Vision.
- Cute 'n' curvy
mom-type for Old
Tarts.
- And a dirty
cum sucking whore gets on her knees for Cum
Splatter.
  
Download the full
sets today.
 3) *MORE* MR. SKIN
BANNERS
It's time to
freshen up the Mr. Skin banners!!!
Grab some new
ones featuring Kate Beckinsale
and Gwyneth
Paltrow!
Or log in to the Marketing Materials
section and grab ALL the new Mr. Skin banners!
4) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
Hal.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"I'm not a
good lover, but at least I'm fast."
--Drew
Carey
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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