It is almost Sept.
School will start up soon.
The
weather will cool and girls will start covering up their boobies again.
:(
For me, the end of summer for also means the annual Burning Man Festival.
I’m packing up my fur boots and angel wings and enough food to last me a week in
the desert. I’ll try to take pictures (if I can remember how my hands work.)
But since there is no
internet where I’m heading, MixMaster David D will be writing the newsletter
next week.
Even though I’ll be gone, I promise I’ll be thinking about you
every day. Wait, no, that’s not right…I’ll be thinking about boobies.
Well,
I’ll see you in a 2 weeks, regardless. :)
Now, what's new in
FLASHCA$H land...
1) HOSTED (ALMOST!)
GALLERIES
We're soooooo
close. Hosted Galleries are now in Beta Test. The team is
working feverishly to get new templates and content into the system in
preparation for launch. If everything goes as planned, we should be ready in a
few days.
Woo-Hoo!!
2) 'NO DIALER'
OPTION
In the last few weeks we
have received a number of requests for a 'no dialer' option, for google adword
listings, etc.
(We’ve also received a
few requests for naked pictures of FLASHCA$H staff doing odd things in the
kitchen, but that ain’t gonna happen.)
Well, if you go to the link
code generator, you now have the option of turning off the
dialer. This will remove the dialer option from the join pages…even
from countries we can’t process credit cards for. So, don’t turn off the dialer
option unless you are sure you don’t want it (or you could be missing out on
money!)
 3) *MORE* MR. SKIN
BANNERS
Reese Witherspoon
is one of those stars that seems too innocent to be caught naked. Which is why
these new banners are converting so well. Grab one
today!
Or log in to the Marketing Materials
section and grab ALL the new Mr. Skin banners!
p.s. don't
miss the text (LOL!)--->
4) MORE FREE
CONTENT
 New free picture sets for Teen Movie
Zone and Adult Movie
Zone.
The teen's got
nice small tits and a nasty look in her eyes.
 The adult has long brunette hair and a big ol'smile.
Both will make
your surfers grab for the crotches and wallets.
Download the full
sets today.
5) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
Hal.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"They have
the Internet on computers, now?"
--Homer
Simpson
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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