 Internext Florida
is just a week away and I’m as excited as can be!!!
Because I’ll get to see tons
of cool-as-shit FLASHCA$H webmasters?
Well,
yeah, I guess.
Because Florida is the mecca
of thongs (and asses fit for thong wearing)?
Well, yeah, I
guess.
Because it’s a chance to
share a cocktail with old friends and meet new ones?
Well, yeah, I
guess.
Because last year a naked
model put on a skinny dip show in the glass bottomed pool while I lay beneath
it?
Well, that *was* pretty cool…
But the REAL reason that I’m
excited for Internext is that FLASHCA$H superdiva
spokesmodel, MARY, is coming with us! (aka the future Mrs.
Halcyon)
 Sweet, sweet Mary. Ahhhhhhhh....
If
you’ve met Mary at a previous show, you know why I’m excited.
Okay, all this Mary talk has
caused me to soil myself.
While I clean up, why don’t
you read what’s new in FLASHCA$H
land…
1)
ATTN: TGP
OWNERS!
You run a TGP?
We are *almost*
ready to launch our hosted galleries and are looking for a few people to help us
beta test them. Want to be the first to have ‘em?
1. You must run a TGP or
LinkList
2. You must receive at least 10,000 plus unique a day
3. You
gotta understand that we are beta testing.
#3 shouldn’t me an
issue, but in case we find some problems, the links might be bunk for a period
while we trouble shoot. We don’t anticipate problems, but they call it beta for
a reason.
email davidd@flashcash.com if you are
interested!
2) NEW MR. SKIN
BANNERS
 Would you rather bang Britney or
Madonna?
Me, I'm gonna
have to go with the material girl. Britney can watch in the corner. Luckily for us, we can make money off
them both with a new
Mr. Skin Banner.
AND we’ve got new
Jennifer Aniston banners, too. Jennifer can be my
Friend-with-privileges anytime. (What does she see in that Brad Pitt
guy, anyway? Or Ross, for that matter.)
Log in to the Marketing Materials
section and grab ALL the new banners!
3) ASIAN ANGELS
FREE CONTENT
This new photoset
is sexy *and* artsy-fartsy!
  
Download all
16 pics of curvy Mari and make your Asian traffic say, Konichiwa!
4) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
Hal.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Here's to
alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
--Homer
Simpson
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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