- FC HQ
(Fantasy Island!)
- MR.
SKIN BANNER MANIA
- MR.
SKIN FREE CONTENT (J-LO!)
- MR.
SKIN FREE CONTENT (Keira Knightly)
- WED
CONVERSION CLINIC
 Guess where I am right now?
If you guessed “30
strokes deep into an all-night lovemaking session with Jesse Jane and
Devon” you’d be wrong. Sure, that’s where I am in my mind. But I
meant, “Where am I PHYSICIALLY.”
I’m at the
FLASHCA$H headquarters in the Caribbean.
It’s so damn nice
here.
I live in California year round, but occasionally I get a chance to
visit the FC HQ and hang out with Johnny, Jason Rhino, and DavidD. (L - R
above...And that's me, Hal, sprawled out in the white sand.)
The Flashcash Villa is a
gorgeous mansion overlooking turquoise water and lush palm trees. I’m typing
this from the first floor computer room that overlooks the pool, the ocean, and
the distant mountains of another isle.
**NOTE:
There is nothing quite so sweet as telling friends that you have to head to
the Caribbean “for business.” You can almost smell the envy. (Well, I suppose it
*could* be sweeter…if you were a porn star and had to head to the Caribbean to
fuck Jesse Jane and Devon “for business.” But I digress…)
While I brainstorm with the
boys, what’s new in FLASHCA$H land?
1)
MR. SKIN
BANNER-MANIA!!!
 LOTS of new Mr. Skin banners were
released this week featuring some of the biggest stars on the planet. (Not
physically bigger, of course…there are no Shaq or Rosie O’Donnel
banners.)
Log in to the
Marketing
Materials section and grab new banners from:
- Cameron
Diaz
- Christina
Aguilera
- Angelina
Jolie
- and
J-Lo!
2)
MR. SKIN FREE CONTENT- J-LO!
Long before
Jennifer Lopez became a professional bride, we coveted her
booty. Luckily surfers don't care if she's married (They probably barely
care if she's breathing).
So grab the
newest FREE content for Mr. Skin and convert that J-Lo traffic Today!
Download
all 17 pics!
3)
MR. SKIN FREE CONTENT - KEIRA
Keira
Knightly (who starred in King Arthur, Pirates Of The Caribbean, and
Bend It Like Beckham) is the subject of the latest set of free
Mr. Skin content.
Keira is also
featured prominently on the new Mr. Skin tour, so this new content will convert
sa-weet!
Download
the full set here!
3) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
Hal.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"This is
National Karoke Week. Karoke is a Japanese word for ''drunken loser.'"
--Craig Kilborn
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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