- INTRO: PARIS STATEMENT
- NEW
WETSCAPE CONTENT
- NEW
TEENTEENTEEN CONTENT
- WED
CONVERSION CLINIC
 I’ll admit it: Sometimes I get carried away.
Like when Angelina
Jolie said, “Don’t leave any marks, I have a nude scene
tomorrow.”
But its hard not to get
carried away when you’re excited.
And I guess I got a little
carried away when I said that Mr. Skin now has the Paris Hilton tape. It *has*
added Paris footage, but it is in the form of a review of the new Paris tape…it
is not the full tape itself. My apologies if I caused any confusion.
It took me 3 foot massages
and an afternoon of cunilingus to get Angelina to forgive the welts on her inner
thighs…but unless you’ve got a Tomb Raider tits, you’re gonna have to just
accept my apology.
So we have agreed with Mr
Skin to print this important statement:
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IMPORTANT STATEMENT
REGARDING PARIS HILTON VIDEO:
IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SOME
FLASHCASH AFFILIATES WHO ARE PROMOTING MR SKIN HAVE MISREPRESENTED THE
AVAILABILITY OF THE PARIS HILTON VIDEO ON THE MR SKIN SITE FOR ONLINE
DELIVERY.
FLASHCASH WOULD LIKE TO INFORM OUR AFFILIATES OF THE FOLLOWING:
NEITHER FLASHCASH NOR MR SKIN HAVE ANY SPECIAL RIGHTS TO THE RICK
SALOMON/PARIS HILTON SEX VIDEO. AS SUCH THEY ARE NOT OFFERING THE FULL-LENGTH
VIDEO FOR ONLINE DELIVERY. THE ONLY WEBSITES ON WHICH THE FULL-LENGTH
SALOMON/HILTON SEX VIDEO IS BEING LICENSED FOR ONLINE DELIVERY ARE
HOTELHEIRESS.COM AND TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM XPAYS OPERATES THE WEBMASTER AFFILIATE
PROGRAM FOR THE HOTELHEIRESS.COM AND TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM SITES.
Please be
aware that any misrepresentation as to the contents of the Mr Skin site is a
violation of the terms and conditions of our fine affiliate program. Flashcash
apologizes for any confusion resulting from information published in its
previous newswires.
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Now, what’s new
in FC land…
1)
WETSCAPE FREE CONTENT
Q: What’s better than Russian
roulette?
A: Russian brunette!
Q: And what’s better AND
wetter?
A: that same Russian Brunette taking a pee! And, luckily for your
surfers, that is exactly what you get in the newest free con tent for
Wetscape.
Download
today!
2)
TEENTEENTEEN FREE CONTENT
 Everyone’s got a
coffee maker and blender in the Kitchen…but the blonde in the new FREE content
set from TEENTEENTEEN goes one further. Her kitchen has a thick ol’ dildo
attached to the counter top. I wonder if that is acceptable under the Atkins
Diet?
Grab
the full set here!
3) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
charity.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Reality is
that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
--Philip K.
Dick
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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