- INTRO: I *HEART* WOMEN
- DIRTY
TEEN CONTENT
- INTERRACIAL FUCK CONTENT
- TITVISION CONTENT
- Dr.
SKIN
- WED
CONVERSION CLINIC
 I don’t mean to brag…
But I’ve had my share of women.
Big
boobs, small boobs. Tall and short. Thin and f...
Okay, okay…yes, I’ve
enjoyed women of all sizes.
How many women, you ask? Hard to say exactly…not
*too* many. Certainly less than 5% of the total women of the world.
And yet I feel
empty.
There is one feminine jewel I have never touched.
Which is why I am
so STOKED by the new free content this week.
Read
on…
1) DIRTY TEEN FREE
CONTENT
Louisa is blonde and tan and hot, yadda
yadda yadda.
But she also happens to have the one trait that has eluded
my eternal phallic quest: PUFFY
NIPPLES!
I recognize that enjoying puffy nipples are kinda like eating
frog legs…rare, exotic, and a treasure to some…but just kinda gross to others. I
fall into the “I love puffy” category.
 Of course, I should clarify that while I *am* quite fond of
Sean “puffy” Combs…that isn’t what I was referring to.
In concludion:
Puffy
Nipples = good
Puffy Combs = bad
Puff
The Magic Dragon = good
Download Louisa's
full set here!
2)
INTERRACIAL FUCK FREE CONTENT
 Ivy and Chloe star in a hot new set for Interracial
Fuck.
(This set
also serves as an important public Service Announcement: “Don’t wear
socks while having sex. You look like a dork.” )
Download
the full set here!
3) TITVISION FREE
CONTENT
 Super hot brunette Veronica is the subject of the new set for
TitVision.com
But
in EVERY picture, Veronica looks so sad.
It makes me wonder what is she
thinking? Is she thinking of me? Thinking of our night on the dock when we drank
red wine and spoke of our dreams. Of the moment when she first showed me her
breasts and reached for my manhood. Of the moment when I opened my mouth and
whispered into her ear, “I’m impotent.”
Download the full
(breasted) set here!
4) Dr. SKIN
Mr. Skin is
still kicking ass. These last few periods (since the new tour) have been some of
the best converting periods we've seen in a long long time. Which is why we just
felt like Mr. Skin deserved an honerary doctorate.
Get your linking codes and make sure you are
PUSHING the new tour!
5) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
charity.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Reminds me
of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we
had to live on nothing but food and water."
--W. C. Fields
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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