- INTRO: RED WHITE & NUDE
- ALL
HAIL MR. SKIN
- WE'RE
SO POPULAR
- WED
CONVERSION CLINIC
 I hope all you Americans had a good 4th of July.
I spent the day
at a local nude beach celebrating my freedom in the best way I know how…naked,
drunk, and ranting about the government.
And speaking of freedom, I
stumbled upon a website that has re-invigorated the political process in a way
we haven’t seen since Aristophanes wrote Lysistrata.
Even
if you are a Bush fan, you have to admire the system advocated by the people at
“Fuck The Vote.” (http://www.fthevote.com)
If you have a
sexual partner that is planning on voting conservative, they ask you to get them
to sign a pledge sheet before you sleep with them.
The pledge says,
“I, the undersigned, pledge my vote for anyone but George W.
Bush on November 2, 2004 in return for getting laid or at least getting some
play.”
And let me just say that, in
the spirit of lively democratic process, if there are any women out there who
need inspiration to sign the pledge, my email is halcyon@flashcash.com
Now, what's new in
FLASHCA$H land?
2) ALL HAIL MR. SKIN
The
new Mr. Skin tour is kicking ass.
I’ll admit that sometimes I use the phrase
“kicking ass” lightly (as well as the phrase, “I’ve never done this
before…you’re special.”) …but in this case, I’m quite serious.
David D was
just looking at the overall site stats and told me to make sure my I was pushing
my celeb traffic as hard as possible. He said, “No bullshit, the new tour is
blowing the sales numbers of the last 6 months away.”
If you don’t have them, get your Mr. Skin linking codes,
TODAY!
3) WE'RE SO
POPULAR
If there is one trait that I
excel in, it’s modesty. I am truly unsurpassed when it comes to being modest.
Which is why it is with great humility that I mention that Flashcash ( AND
MYSELF) have been nominated for BEST
ADULT AWARDS.
Best BBW site – BigAndSlutty.com
Best
Tranny site – SimplyTranny.com
Best
Affiliate Program site – FLASHCASH.com
And, *blush*, Male
Personality of the Year – Halcyon.
4) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
charity.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Beer is
proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
--Benjamin
Franklin.
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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