- INTRO: MICHAEL "GIMMIE" MOORE
- MR.
SKIN GOES TO PARIS
- NEW
CONTENT (FuckSpy.com)
- WED
CONVERSION CLINIC
Can we get a cease fire on
war talk?
I can’t go 10 minutes without someone mentioning the movie
Fahrenheit 9/11 to me.
Yes, I’ve seen it. Yes, I liked it and would
recommend it. No, I don’t want to debate the facts with you or guess Michael
Moore’s weight in metric tons.
( And am I the only
one that thinks “Michael Moore” sounds like it should be the name of a Gay Porn
star?
“Don’t miss
'Farinside 9"-11" starring Michael “Gimmie” Moore…now on
SimplyGay.com!”)
The news has even
started to infect my dreams. Last night I dreamt that we turned over control of
Iraq to Hugh Hefner. He shipped in boatloads of Playmates and peace broke out
throughout the land.
Its actually not so crazy, when you think about it…you
can’t fire a rocket launcher while using one hand to masturbate! It’s true. I
can barely write this newsletter with one hand…a rifle would be
impossible.
Now, what's new in
FLASHCA$H land?
2) MR. SKIN GOES TO
PARIS
Mr. Skin sales have already
started to see an increase this week. Why? The Paris Hilton tape has been added
to Mr. Skin and surfers are drooling. And a new Paris-focused tour is in
progress so look for it this week on FLASHCA$H.com.
It’s gonna do for
Mr Skin sales what the Iraq War did for Haliburton's! Make sure your Celeb
traffic is pointed towards Paris and Mr. Skin to maximize your
money!
3) NEW CONTENT (FuckSpy)
 The new
FuckSpy content set is some good peeping-tom shit. I felt dirty just
downloading it. Your surfers will love it. Grab it from the free content section
of members.flashcash.com.
4) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
If you have too much money, donate some to
charity.
If you have too little, ATTEND THE CONVERSION
CLINIC!
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"I won't
say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays
like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
--Lenny Bruce
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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