From: T-Shirt Hell
Date: June 16 2004

Summer is here and it's time to hit the beach.  This year, make sure that you do not use any sunscreen.  Sunscreen is a ridiculous plot by the government to keep you from obtaining your super powers from our yellow sun, just like Superman did.  So grease up, and not just your asshole this time.

NEW SHIRTS FOR SUMMER FUN
While it is important to let the healthy rays of the sun caress you.  Let's face it.  Those enormous man boobs of yours are downright disturbing.  So wear one of our 3 new shirts if you are planning to be around children or sensitive pets.
All of our new shirts are here:
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newshirt322.htm

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