- INTRO: ME & CARLOS
- NEW CONTENT (TEENTEENTEEN)
- NEW
TGP TEMPLATES
- NEW
SINFUL STORY
- WED
CONVERSION CLINIC
This is gonna be
a quick Toolkit since I am in San Diego for the Cybernet Expo.
 Well,
Actually, I’m in Tijuana.
Or, more accurately, in a Tijuana
jail.
Its not so bad, actually.
At first I was scared, but ever
since I became Carlos’ bitch, the other inmates pretty much leave me alone. I
get all the cigarettes I want and even the guards give me my space. Sure, Carlos
can be rough on the outside, but beneath that 392 lb exterior is a big old teddy
bear. He treats me right and always says things to make me feel pretty. He calls
me his “rosa bonita.”
*swoon*
Alas,
they are supposed to let me out in a few minutes. That means I’ll be able to get
back to the Cybernet Expo and share a drink or two with all the cool adult
webmaster folks. If you see me, say hello! Just don’t mention Carlos…it’s too
soon…and my heart just hurts too much.
Now, what’s new
in FLASHCA$H land….
2) NEW CONTENT
(TEENTEENTEEN)
Check out the new new TeenTeenTeen free
content featuring Kiki. She’s a young cutie who gets naked and then
either a) puts whipped cream on her pussy or
b) has a NASTY yeast infection.
  
I can’t tell
for sure from the pics. But my suggestion is to tell your surfers it’s whipped
cream.
Download the full
set today!
3) NEW TGP
TEMPLATES
I think I’ve made all the
“Template” jokes I can make. Or maybe I’m just distracted by dreamy thoughts of
my sweet Carlos.
In any case, there are new templates for Wetscape and Upskirts available
in the members section.
(did you know you can
autimaically fill the template with free content? Give it a
try!)
4) NEW SINFUL
STORY
 The free content
section has a new story called “Supermarket Sex” for promoting Sinful Tales.
Rumor is that “Supermarket Sex” is based on the true story of my arrest over the
“Honeydew Incident.” But I can neither confirm nor deny until my lawyer gives me
the green light.
Grab the story in the
members area!
5) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
Mark your calendar: "Next Wed: Learn to make
more money."
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Men are
pigs. Too bad we own everything."
--Tim Allen
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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