- INTRO: SAN DIEGO!
- NEW CONTENT (LOADS OF LESBIANS)
- NEW
TGP TEMPLATES
- WED
CONVERSION CLINIC
Next week is the
Cybernext Expo in San Diego. You going?
San Diego is where I grew
up. It’s also the home to the “World Famous San Diego Zoo.”
(Which begs
the question: Why would anything refer to itself as “world famous?” If you are
world famous, don’t we know already!?)
In any case, I am hoping to
visit the Zoo while in town, and I’m hoping I don’t have any trouble. Hopefuly
they won't remember me (since my name is sorta on the “Lifetime Banned” list
there.)
Ya see, when I was younger,
I had a rather unfortunate “incident” while on hallucinogens at the San Diego
Zoo. Excuse me.... “World Famous San Diego Zoo.”
In addition to a
gnarly case of the giggles, the drugs also gave me the ability to understand
what each animal in the zoo was saying.
The reptiles were pretty
boring for the most part. Lots of comments like, “I sure like the heat
lamp.” “Me, too.”
And the monkeys spent most their time
debating optimal masturbation techniques (and bragging about their opposable
thumbs to the less-fortunate animals.)
 But the tigers were the ones that got me in trouble.
They told me
that they HATED being in a cage. At least, that is what I remember them saying.
And apparently, they were quite convincing, because the police report says that
I managed to free three of them. Two were re-captured quickly. But the third
served as my trusty steed as I rode it towards the exit. She told me her name
was Esmeralda, and we had glorious plans to start a new life together South of
the border. Alas, the zookeepers (and their pesky tranquilizer guns) thwarted
our plans. Once again The Man got in the way of a beautiful love story.
I still think of Esmeralda.
Sometimes I even masturbate with a plush hand puppet and remember our special
time together.
In any case, I look forward
to seeing many of you at the show next week in San Diego! I’ll be the one in the
Pink FLASHCA$H shirt, matching pink hair, and a sadness in my eyes over
the loss of my sweet, fur-covered, Esmerelda. Whew! That was
a long one...
Now, what’s new in FLASHCA$H land….
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Mark your calendar: "Next Wed: Learn to make
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REMINDER: The
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Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Why does
Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I
realize, 'Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner.'"
--Lynda
Montgomery
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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