 May 28th is my birthday.
All I want for my birthday
is a threesome with Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn. They don’t have to do anything
together of course (I’m not perverted.) Just dress me up like a pony and take
turns riding me around the house. Pretty much the same thing I asked for last
year.
But just in case
I don’t get what I want for my birthday, the new Kate Hudson free content for
Mr. Skin will have to do. Sixteen pics of her (and her adorable boobies) are
available for download in the free content section of Flashcash.com. With Kate’s
new movie, “Raising Helen” out in theaters, it’s a great way to snag some celeb
traffic.
  
(But remember, if you
snag the REAL Kate Hudson, keep her tied up until I get there with the bridle
and riding crop.) Now, what’s
new in FLASHCA$H land….
1) MORE MR.
SKIN!!
In addition to the new free
content, there is ANOTHER new tour
available for Mr. Skin.
This one features Kate Beckinsale,
Keira Knightly, and Catherine Zeta Jones.
Bonus points if you can tell
me what they have in common?
A) Hal has slept with them all.
B) They all
have functioning penises.
C) They are all British.
Correct Answer:
“A” Okay, okay…its really “C”
Get your linking codes to
ALL the available tours by ticking the 'show all site fronts' box in the members
area.
2)
RE-SENT CHECKS
Due to some anti-fraud
measures by our bank, we had to re-issue a number of checks recently. We
appreciate the bank watching out for us, and we apologize for any inconvenience
caused to you. In any case, if you have had any trouble with a check, email
support@flashcash.com and we'll make sure you are taken care of. Please
visit the FLASHCA$H forum for more info.
3) OGREPORN
Remember how last week I
told you how to turn BigAndSlutty
content into Shrek Porn? Well...I got out of control:
4) ASIAN ANGEL
ASSETS
 There
is a new set of
SEXY content for AsianAngels.
I should note that the
term “angel” is used figuratively. There are no wings or halos in this content
set. And there is no risk of being stuck down by a lighting bolt for having
dirty thoughts about these girls.
5) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
"IF YOU ARE NOT ATTENDING THE CLINICS,
YOUR CONVERSIONS ARE
LOWER THAN THEY SHOULD BE."
'Nuff said.
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"We need a
twelve-step group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon
Anon."
--Paula Poundstone
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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