 The movie “Shrek 2” opened this week.
And if
you’re anything like me, then all the advertisements have made you painfully
erect with fantasies about having sex with big green ogres.
Luckily, I
have a solution:
- Take some free content
for BigAndSlutty.com
- Open Photoshop and
tint
- Tweak until your
naughty dreams come true.
What? That pic doesn’t get you hot?
Green ain’t your kink? Riiiiiiight.
I *know* I’m not the only one who
fantasizes about fisting Kermit the Frog.
(note: This photoshop
tutorial is for humor purposes only. Messing with the free content or watermarks
is prohibited. And, honestly, if you *want* to do this, you should see a
doctor.)
Now, what’s new in
FLASHCA$H land….
1) NEW MR. SKIN
TOUR
Every time we
release a new Mr. Skin tour, there is a spike in conversions. So if you see an
increase in sales this week, now you know why. The default tour has been
switched out with one featuring Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, and
Selma Blair.
(The tour with Hal and Shrek was deemed, “too disgusting
for human viewing.”)
Make sure your
Mr. Skin links are prominant so you make the most of the new
tour!
2) NEW FREE
B&W CONTENT
 We’ve
already established that not everybody gets turned on by green skin. But if you have traffic that digs
Black and White, make sure you grab the new promotional content for Interracial
Fuck.
(Of course, if you
*wanted* to tint them green using Photoshop, I suppose you could….just send me a
copy, please)
3) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
"IF YOU ARE NOT ATTENDING THE CLINICS,
YOUR CONVERSIONS ARE
LOWER THAN THEY SHOULD BE."
'Nuff said.
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on WEDNESDAY.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"I am a
marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
- Zsa Zsa
Gabor
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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