 This weekend is the national Masturbate-a-thon.
That’s
right, finally a chance to cum for a cause.
Anyone want to sponsor me? My
previous record is three minutes. But I think with numbing cream and a six pack
of Schlitz, I may be able to make it to minute five.
Of course, I’ve climaxed
twice while writing this newsletter intro already, so it's not looking good so
far.
While I’m cleaning up the mess I made, why don’t you catch up on
what’s new in FLASHCA$H land….
1) NAKED VAN
HELSING STAR CONTENT
While Van Helsing
buzz is still hot, make sure you get the new Mr. Skin free promotional content
of Kate Beckinsdale from an earlier (and naked-er) movie.
  
click to
download the 16 pic set!
2) ASIAN ANGELS
CONTENT
 If you watched The Simpsons this week, you know that an ironing
accident forced Marge to live life with straight black hair for a day.
Luckily for the rest of
us, Noriko Hamada looks that way EVERY day. Check out the gorgeous photos in
the
newest free photo set for Asian Angels.
4) EPASSPORTE PHONE HOME
 While on AlyTV last week plugging FLASHCA$H, I heard a
lot of things discussed. Most of them dealt with bareback gay porn and anal
creampies, so I'm gonna refrain from repeating them here.
But near the end of the show
it was announced that ePassporte has just launched a "Pay By
Phone" feature. Log in to ePassporte.com to set up your account.
And if you have any
questions about getting your FLASHCA$H payments via ePassporte, just
email support@flashcash.com!
5) WED. CONVERSION
CLINIC $ $ $
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on a NEW day.
Yes, for the Summer
months, NetPiddler has moved the Clinic to
WEDNESDAYS.
Same time. Same IRC channel. DIFFERENT day.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"I was thrown
out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of
the boy next to me."
-- Woody Allen
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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