 How was your Cinco de Mayo?
Mine was awkward.
I
misunderstood the theme of the party and showed up naked, and slathered in
mayonnaise.
How was I supposed to know
there was no such thing as “Spanko De Mayo!?!”
That is the last time you’ll
hear me whining about wearing condiments….
1) DAVIDD – HELP DESK
MASTER
In addition to countless
technical roles, DavidD has been overseeing the FLASHCA$H help desk
behind the scenes for ages. But starting this week, he has come out from behind
the curtain and taken over management of the FLASHCA$H Help
Desk and Forums. Woo-Hoo!
I’ll continue writing the
newsletter, Working on traffic acquisitions, and helping make sure FLASHCASH
webmasters have what they need to succeed. But DavidD will be the point man on
all things support-related.
(Despite what he says,
this change does *not* mean DD can call me his “bitch.”)
Of course, either of us
would be happy to help in any way we can.
Get a hold of me at hal@flashcash.com.
DavidD at davidd@flashcash.com, or reach us both at
support@flashcash.com.
2) FIVE WAYS TO SUPPORT
YOU
Since we are cleaning up
around here, it is a perfect opportunity to explain the FLASHCA$H help system.
We take Webmaster Support seriously. Here are the best ways to
get your questions answered:
1) The Knowledge Base /
FAQ
Lots of questions are
answered in the FAQ section. Do a quick search and you'll probably find what you
are looking for.
2) Support@flashcash.com
Email is the fastest way to
get personal help. This is best for issues relating to your stats, your
ePassporte, your personal accounting, or issues relating to your
account.
3) The FLASHCA$H
Forums
Good for issues that may
prompt discussion or benefit many webmasters, like discussing a new gallery,
asking for advice, bouncing ideas off other webmasters, etc. For support that is
specific to your account, mail support@flashcash.com instead.
4) The Weekly Conversion
Clinic
This live chat is ideal for learning how to get better
conversions. Bring your galleries or watch others' be re-worked. Weekly topics
focus on all aspects of the biz.
4b)
The archives of all Clinics are posted in the CO-OP
Resource Area.
5) Hot Iron
You can also brand your
question onto the hide of a sacred cow and then tie the cow to the ceremonial
pole in the village square in Quitikza, Madagascar.
Use this route when filing
complaints about Hal, or any criticisms about this newsletter.
Make sense? If you
have any questions…see above. ;)
4) NEW FREE
SMUT
There is new promotional
content available for Sex Spy and Granny Fucking.
The Sex Spy Content is a set
of a cute girl flashing in a Supermarket.
* Insert plump
tomatoes/melons/produce joke here *
Visit the
FREE CONTENT area and download both sets
today!
5) WED. CONVERSION CLINIC
$ $
$
REMINDER: The
Conversion Clinic is on a NEW day.
Yes, for the Summer
months, NetPiddler has moved the Clinic to
WEDNESDAYS.
Same time. Same IRC channel. DIFFERENT day.
Wednesday from 5-7pm EST:
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
"Why is it when
we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're
schizophrenic?"
-- Lily Tomlin
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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