If you haven't
heard, there’s hubbub in pornville because a veteran male performer tested positive for
HIV.
Honestly, with the all the aggressive (and unprotected) gaping and
spitting and reaming that fills the smut world these days, it’s a miracle that
there are *any* untainted body fluids in southern California at all!
I
personally coat all my sexual partners with 3 or 4 coats of industrial strength
lacquer varnish that I get at Home Depot.
Sure, it interferes with natural
lubrication (and her ability to breath or move), but you can never be
too safe.
Wait a minute…are
you thinking what I’m thinking? A new “Varnish” Niche!? Is
www.NastyLaqueredSluts.com available?!
Hmmm…Now
that I think about it…that sounds dangerously close to necrophilia.
This is
why my therapist told me to think before I speak.
Anyhoo….
Now, what's new
in FLASHCA$H Land....
1) FREE FOUND MONEY
FLASHCA$H takes immense pride in the fact that
they have never missed a payment to webmasters. Always in full.
Always on time.
(We also take pride in the size of our staff’s
genitalia…but that isn’t important right now.)
What *is* important, is
that we are dedicated to getting our webmasters paid.
To make this point even
clearer, why we are in the process of contacting everyone who has left
FLASHCA$H money on the table. People who have died, moved on, or not
met a minimum payout.
If you have money sitting in your Flashcash account for
some reason, expect an email from us.
Of course, if you died, we will
understand if you are slow in getting back to us.
Do you have a neglected
FLASHCA$H account with free money waiting for you?!?
2)
NEW DIRTY DYKES CONTENT
Question:
What is the most beautiful and pure vision in the world?
A baby
laughing?
No.
A pristine tropical beach?
No.
A
budding lily bloom, wet with dew?
NO!
The correct answer is:
“Two lesbians gnawing bush in front of an open
fire.”
To download your zip file of
pure dyke beauty, visit the content section of
members.flashcash.com.
3) NP IN THE
HIZZY/CONVERSION CLINIC
$ $
$
NetPiddler has been busting
some serious knowledge in the Conversion Clinic Chats each
week.
If you need some guidance, there is no better
solution. It’s a personal, live, clinic with someone who knows more
about selling smut online with galleries and free sites than anyone. Plus NP is
a cool guy so its fun, too.
See you next Sat!
This Saturday from 5-7pm
EST:
- Saturday
April 17th 5-7pm EST.
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
TIPS AND
TRICKS
"Job or
Business?" |
As a webmaster, do you
run an adult business? Or have a Job in
adult?
And what is the difference?
In a recent
Conversion Clinic, NP explained the whole shebang.
If you stopped working,
would you stop getting income? Is all your income directly tied to your personal
efforts?
Check out last week’s Chat
Transcript to see what NetPiddler suggests to move yourself from a job
holder to a business owner.
And visit the Clinic
this Sat!
"I went to the 30th reunion of my
preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred
pounds.
-Wendy
Liebman
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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