From: Flash Cash
Date: March 20 2004

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WHAT'S NEW???

How was your St. Patty's Day?

I know that green beer is a tradition and everything...
But ever since that time in that Tijuana brothel, I've had a really hard time stomaching green liquids of any sort.  

Sure, penicillin cleared it all up eventually...but...well, lets just say I'd be happy if green liquid never went in (or came out) of my body again.

Now, what's new in FLASHCA$H Land....

1) HAL IS SIMPLY GAY?!

No, no, no.   I may have watched re-runs of "21 Jump Street" just to see Johnny Depp when I was younger, but that doesn't make me gay.

However, I did give a shot at a designing a new SimplyGay.com tour.  It is tour #3 and you can grab links to it from the FLASHCA$H members area.

 

2) POETRY GALLERY!?

We've got some new Gallery Templates for DirtyTeen.com and DirtyDykes.com. The Dirty Teen template features a genius piece of text that may very well be nominated in the "Anthology of Best American Poetry 2004"

"PLOW THE TRENCH
OF A DIRTY TEEN WENCH!"

Beautiful. Simply Beautiful.

Now go grab the new template and turn that poetry into dough.

3) CONVERSION CLINIC $ $ $

Lost? Get found this Saturday when NetPiddler will once again host a Conversion Clinic Chat.

This Saturday from 5-7pm EST. Here is the chat info:

  • Saturday March 20th 5-7pm EST.

· Server: irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat

TIPS AND TRICKS
"The Right Tool for the Right Job"

Since I am battling a post-conference illness, and the Phoenix Forum is weeks away, figured it might be good to remind people of proper Conference Health Practices:

  • Wash your hands constantly.
  • Carry Purel anti-bacterial lotion with you everywhere.
  • Take vitamins/echinacea/etc.
  • Make time for sleep.
  • Don't tongue kiss anyone with snot dripping down their face.

This is true for any gathering, vacation, or party, too. GOOD LUCK!

In Closing...

"Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
-Charles Pierce

May your week be joyful and prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team

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