 Did anyone watch the Oscars?
B.O.R.I.N.G!
I can’t believe the
Oscars are so popular and the Adult Video Awards are so unknown to the general
public. At the Oscars, you have Peter Jackson thanking the people of New Zealand
a dozen times. = BORING!
At the AVN awards you have a young silicone starlet
thanking God and Jesus for the inspiration to win best anal scene =
KICKASS!
Maybe that’s what the
Oscars should do to liven things up: Add an award for “Best Anal Scene!” (It’s a
miracle I’m not working in Hollywood with genius ideas like
this.)
Which reminds me…
In
response to the countless emails: No, FLASHCA$H does not have
plans to release any Hobbit Porn niche sites. There is simply not enough
content. The incident in question was a one time thing. I was drunk and I needed
the money. Now, let us never speak of “My Precious Penis”
again.
Now, what's new
in FLASHCA$H Land....
1)
CLASSIC-PER-CLICK RULES
We’re a pretty easy going
group here at FLASHCA$H.
We listen to suggestions. We implement webmaster
ideas. We even send nude pictures of ourselves to female webmasters who request
them. (Anyone? Please? Why doesn’t anyone want my nude pic?)
But
when it comes to business, we have rules.
And lately we’ve had to
cancel a bunch of accounts because of people breaking the rules of the “Classic
Per-Click” program. YOU MUST USE THE APPROVED BANNERS for this program. If you
want to get all crazy with your links, use the “Blind Click Program.”
If you have questions about
your links, email support@flashcash.com and we’ll take a look. (And, um….if
you want a naked picture, just mention that in your email.)
2) PAYMENT
PRIMER
FLASHCA$H is a well-oiled payment machine. We
pay on time every time. We’ve never missed a payment.
But just as a
reminder, I wanted to make sure everyone was aware of the payment
schedule.
Pay periods end on the 14th
and the end of the month.
Then, after an accounting period, checks are sent
out on the 7th and 22nd of each month.
(Wire transfers and ePassporte
deposits also happen on the 7th and 22nd)
If you are set to be paid
instantly via ePassporte, then your payments are deposited instantly. With a few
exceptions that are paid out on the normal payout days: Webmaster referrals,
Per-Click earnings, ACH Check payments, and any payment that did not go through
instantly. (More
info on instant payments are in the FAQ section)
3) CONVERSION CLINIC
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NetPiddler will once again be helping us help ourselves in this week's Conversion
Clinic Chat.
Wealth comes to those who
invest in themsleves and their work. What have YOU done lately to invest in your
adult webmaster business? Take a couple hours this Saturday to improve your most
valuable employee....yourself.
This Saturday from 5-7pm
EST. Here is the chat info:
- Saturday
March 6th 5-7pm EST.
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
TIPS AND
TRICKS
"The Right Tool for the Right
Job" |
Last week Broda from
GallerySubmitter.com stopped by the Conversion Clinic Chat and explained how we
could use his tool for free to submit galleries. Once it’s set up (which he
explains in the chat) it can make life very easy for you. Check out the
transcript to make sure you are using all the tools at your
disposal.
"My Homer
...may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist... but he is *not* a porn
star!"
-Grandpa Simpson
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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