 Have you ever noticed how, every year during President’s Day week,
when you go to an adult book store and try to find an inflatable Abe Lincoln,
they never seem to have any in stock!?
What? Why is everyone
looking at me like that?
-Hal
Anyhoo... what's
new in FLASHCA$H Land....
1) BIG COCK
GALLERY
I know, I know, you were hoping for a collection of prize rooster photos.
Well the New
Gallery Templates for AllBigCocks.com that NetPiddler put
together are almost as good. There are versions for both FREE and paid trials,
so download
whichever one suits your needs.
There is also a nice new
gallery template for Cumsplatter.
(Ironic that something so messy could have such a nice clean gallery.)
Note: Did you know that
early reviews of Jackson Pollack’s
first art opening referred to it as a “Cumsplatter Gallery” ?!?
Okay, that’s not really true. But feel free to use that line in bars to impress
girls.
2) NEW TRANNY
CONTENT
 I don’t know about you, but I am fascinated by Trannies. Tits AND
a dick?! It’s like having chocolate frosting AND sprinkles…more goodness than
most folks know what to do with. Luckily, lots of surfers are fascinated,
too. And conversions for SimplyTranny.com are fantastic right
now.
To facilitate your
promotions, there is a new set of tranny
content featuring a hot little number named “Sol.”
Download
his/her set today!
(Hmmmm…If you dated Sol,
would you be able to leave the toilet seat up? That would be reason enough to
date a tranny!! Assuming you could get over the whole penis
thing.)
3) CONVERSION CLINIC
$ $
$
NetPiddler will be back spreading the Gospel of Green at this week’s Conversion
Clinic. DO NOT MISS IT.
This Saturday from 5-7pm
EST. Here is the chat info:
- Saturday
Feb 20th 5-7pm EST.
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
Next week (2-28) we’ll
have the guys from GallerySubmitter.com come by for a
quick lesson on how to use their service (and explain how you can use it FREE
for promoting your FLASHCA$H galleries.)
TIPS AND
TRICKS
"Help Me Help
You" |
Do you sell content? Or
hosting? Or a service that would benefit FLASHCA$H
webmasters?
We are looking for prizes to
give out to webmasters each week at NetPiddler’s Conversion Clinic. So if you
would benefit from having your product pimped on Flashcash.com, in this
newsletter, in the chat, chat archive, etc. Shoot an email to hal@flashcash.com or netpiddler@flashcash.com and let's
help each other.
BTW, we are also looking
for busty single girls to give sexual prizes for Toolkit newsletter writing. If
you have handjobs to give, shoot an email to hal@flashcash.com or just come
straight to my apartment.
"Oh, people can
come up with statistics to prove anything,
Kent. 14% of people know
that."
-Homer Simpson
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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