 Its time for VD again!
No, no no. Not *that*
VD.
No need to pour crab
cream on your nuts. I'm talking about Valentine's
Day.
Although, for many of
us, a little genital rash is far less horrific than the nightmare of Valentines
Day.
If you're single, its like the whole world is laughing at you. If
you're in a relationship, there is nothing more terrifying than being forced to
be romantic.
But, for the
romantically retarded out there, let me act a personal Valentines Day helper for
you. Here's my recipe for a perfect Vday:
1) Shower (or re-apply
deodorant), 2) Scatter rose petals around her apartment. 3) Get your honey a
gift membership to "Wetvision.com", 4) Pee on her.
You can thank me
later.
- Hal
Now, what's new in
FLASHCA$H Land....
1)
FORUM
"I used to think these
letters were fake. But 2 nights ago I was working late in the Chem lab. The only
other people there were two senior girls that I *thought* were lesbians. I was
having trouble getting my bunson burner lit when one came up behind me
and..."
No, silly, not
Penthouse Forum. The FLASHCA$H
Forum!!!
The
FLASHCA$H Forum is an excellent way
to enhance your Webmaster career. Here's 5 reasons why you should be
reading:
- You can quickly get
feedback on webmaster issues from FLASHCA$H Staff and fellow
webmasters.
- You can keep up on current
trends. There is no better place to share info on traffic tends and upcoming
fads.
- You can build relationships
with your peers. Since this is a fairly solitary job, having a network of people
you know and trust is critical!
- The
Conversion Clinic Forum.
Perhaps the most under-valued treasure in all
the FLASHCA$H land. Post your galleries or read critiques of other
people's. You can learn TONS by participating in this part of the forum. (The
Live Chat on Saturday is fantastic, too. But the Forum is kicking all week
long.)
- I no longer post naked
pictures of myself.
So come on by!
2) CONVERSION CLINIC
$ $
$
NetPiddler
is back again with the knowledge to make your pockets fat and your livin' large.
Get some tips and feedback on your work.
See you this Saturday from
5-7pm EST. Here is the chat info:
- Saturday
Feb 13th 5-7pm EST.
· Server:
irc.flashcash.com
· Channel: #wmchat
TIPS AND
TRICKS
"Learn about your
niches" |
If you don't happen to
be a "participant" in a fetish that you promote, try not to make assumptions.
Someone who loves cheating wives may be totally repelled by fucking grandmas.
And a simple tranny lover may gag at the thought of something simply gay. Look
at other sites, or better yet, try to find a site or message board frequented by
people that enjoy your niche.
When possible, try to hear
about the niche straight form the horse's mouth. Er...um....I mean, straight
from someone who enjoys that fetish.
"Money is
better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
-Woody
Allen
May your week be joyful and
prosperous!
-Hal and the FLASHCA$H Team
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